Devil May Cry: Scarlet Bullets.

Chapter one: This is my kind of rain!

"Ever wonder what it would be like if a girl fell from the sky? Well, don't bother, it's a huge pain in the ass, because I didn't get the smokin' hot princess or the ditzy alien with an impressive rack, no I got a psycho bitch with the body of a kid that wants to blow holes through me, not the kind of blowing I wanted from a girl if you catch my drift. Anyways, enough with the dirty jokes and back to the story, looks like this girl is gonna be a hell of allot harder than any demon I've fought, but what can I do? Let's rock baby!"

It was a bright and sunny day at Tokyo city and a white haired young man, about sixteen years old dressed in a brown blazer, black pants and a white button up shirt with a tie, he carried with him a large guitar case and he was walking on the sidewalk with a bored expression on his face.

"I get a job before I name my shop." The white haired man smiled. "It was nice of Enzo to fly me all the way to Japan."

"Hey there Dante!" A heavyset man wearing sunglasses and a hat approached him. "Nice outfit!"

"Look, I get dragging me all the way to Japan, but what's with this stupid getup?" Dante was visibly annoyed by his own attire. "And what's the deal sending me to school anyway? Got an answer, Enzo?"

"You're a student, remember?" Enzo smiled. "Butei Highschool student, Tony Redgrave."

"Well, at least you didn't give me a made up Japanese name." Dante gave Enzo a cocky smile. "I'd suck at the whole "Mysterious transfer student" act."

"Didn't you spend four years here?" Enzo asked curiously. "You know, after the attack?"

"Yeah, my Dad's friend was a monk, so I was living at some shrine." Dante said. "Go figure, a guy like me living with a bunch of priests and one really clingy girl." He smiled. "Didn't last long though, I ran away and joined a merry band of mercenaries."

"You'd stick out like a sore thumb!" Enzo laughed. "Anyways, your job is to capture the Butei Killer."

"I said I turned down the job, didn't I?" Dante sighed.

"Seven Million Dollars, Dante!" Enzo was shocked and excited. "Of course I had to put my foot down!"

"Whatever…" Dante shrugged. "I'll make an exception just this once, but I don't kill humans, got that?"

"Yeah I got it" Enzo sighed. "You should change your look for this mission!" He smiled.

"For the last time, I'm not dying my hair black and getting a damn Fauxhawk!" Dante was getting very annoyed.

"You're the boss!" Enzo smiled as he handed Dante a piece of paper with the directions to the Butei High School dorms. "Now excuse me while I check into a fancy hotel!" He ran off laughing like an excited child.

"Spending the reward money already?" Dante sighed. "At least wait till we're paid you greedy old fart."

Dante read from the paper and headed to the dorms, as soon as he got there, he took the elevator to the tenth floor and he entered his room, it was a modest looking room with a kitchen, bathroom and a bedroom.

"Home sweet home." Dante sat on the couch and put his feet up on the table. "Now to order some pizza" He was about to pick up the phone when he heard a ring on the doorbell.

"E-excuse me." A sixteen-year-old girl with black hair and blue eyes was standing outside the door. "I saw your white hair and I thought I've seen you before…"

"Well that's creepy… but I don't wanna be a douche." Dante thought to himself as he walked to the door and opened it.

"H-hi…" The black haired girl looked at Dante and when she saw his face, she was shocked. "I-it's you!"

"Look, every guy wants a stalker, but now's not the time." Dante took a closer look at the black haired girl and he was very surprised. "Oh crap…"

"Dante!" The black haired girl smiled and tears started to form in her eyes. "It's really you!" She hugged him so hard that they both fell on the ground.

"I don't know what you're talking about." Dante struggled. "My name's Tony Redgrave!"

"Are you trying to hide from me?" The black haired girl's eyes showed a dull but murderous expression and a killer aura surrounded her.

"N-Not at all!" Dante panicked. "Damn she's still scary as hell!" He thought to himself. "Nice to see you again, Shirayuki."

"Dante?" Shirayuki cried into his chest. "Why did you leave the shrine?!"

"Crap, I better think of something fast! I can't tell her I left to join a bunch of mercenaries!" Dante thought to himself. "I wanted to make sure the demons didn't come after you guys for letting me live with you." Dante said.

"You could have at least told me!" Shirayuki cried more her tears drenched Dante's shirt. "I was so worried…and I missed you so much!"

"She bought it!" Dante thought to himself and smiled. "Don't worry! I'm not leaving for a while!"

"I'm so glad!" Shirayuki smiled. "Because if you left me again." Her eyes turned dull and her murderous aura returned. "I don't know what I'd do."

"Women are scarier than demons…" Dante sighed.

That night, Dante and Shirayuki reconnected, the next day, he was ready to go to school on a motorcycle he rented.

"Well that sucked." Dante sighed as he left the building. "I haven't even started and I'm already stressed out." He walked over to his motorcycle and drove it to the street.

"Attention, there's a bomb strapped on your motorcycle." A voice coming from a remote controlled scooter with an Uzi and a megaphone strapped on it spoke. "If you decrease your speed it will explode."

"Lemme guess…Ashton Kutcher's waiting for me in the bushes, getting ready to say I've been punked?" Dante gave a cocky smile. "Well, that little pistol won't be enough to kill me!" Dante jumped off the motorcycle and took his sword out of his guitar case, the sword had a skull and ribcage motiff. "Meet Rebellion!" He jumped several feet into the air and dodged the explosion and he brought Rebellion's blade down on the scooter and cut it in half.

Just as Dante cut it down, several more appeared to surround him and they opened fire.

"Well, you aren't demons…but I guess I could use a little workout!" Dante smirked and he tossed Rebellion up into the air and he took out his two handguns, a silver and a black one. "Let's get to work, Ebony and Ivory!" He shot down most of the armed scooters with Ebony and Ivory and fired the bullets at machine gun speed. "Bingo!" He smirked as he returned his guns to their holsters and caught his sword.

On a nearby building, a pink haired girl with red eyes, pigtails and a petite figure was watching Dante's fight.

"I found someone to help me." The pink haired girl smiled, but then she noticed more armed scooter, this time with grenade launchers, headed for Dante. "I have to do something!" She jumped off the building and opened her parachute and flew to where he was.

Back to Dante and the scooters.

"Good with guns." Dante looked at the wrecked scooters. "But you suck once I get close enough." He smirked and saw the pink haired girl fly out of the building. "Well this is my kind of rain!"

An armed scooter fired a grenade at Dante.

"Look out!" The pink haired girl flew straight at Dante and knocked him away from the explosion as she fell on him.

Some time later, Dante and the pink haired girl were at a warehouse, both of them unconscious.

"A girl falls from the sky and I'm now stuck at a warehouse…just my crappy luck." Dante sighed, but then he noticed that the pink haired girl's shirt was up and he could see her bra. "Woah! Looks like my luck just improved!" Dante looked at the nametag on her uniform. "Aria H. Kanzaki eh?" He smiled then noticed that she was wearing a push up bra. "And there goes my luck again… why couldn't she be more busty?"

"Y-you pervert!" Aria woke up and saw that her shirt was open and that Dante was looking right at her bra. "You ungrateful weirdo molester!" She started to pound on his head.

"Slow down babe!" Dante said to the angry Aria. "Just relax, I won't do any weird things to kids." He smiled.

"Get down!" Aria pushed Dante down as the armed scooters shot at them. "They're shooting ten rounds per second!"

"Pushing me down already, huh?" Dante smirked. "Sorry, but a date with you means a date with Chris Hansen."

"Pervert!" Aria blushed. "I'm not a kid! I'm a second year student!" She took out her handguns, which where quite similar to Ebony and Ivory and she shot at the armed scooters.

"Whatever." Dante stood up.

"You'll get shot!" Aria stared at Dante. "Don't be an idiot!"

"Don't worry about me, Princess." Dante said in a mocking tone and put his finger on Aria's lips, causing her to blush. "I'll handle this." Dante stepped out of the warehouse and confronted the armed scooters as they fired rounds of bullets and grenades. "You have to be the most ridiculous things I've ever fought." He smirked. "I'll make this quick, I want to go home and order a pizza." He took out Ebony and Ivory and shot at the armed scooters at machine gun speeds "Smokin'!" He tossed Ebony up into the air "Sick!" He took out Rebellion and performed "Drive" sending three explosive slashes at the remaining armed scooters, shattering them. "Style!" He gave a cocky smile and walked away from the explosion.

"This doesn't mean I owe you!" Aria was trying to hide how amazed she was. "I could've beaten those toys myself!"

"Whatever." Dante sighed.

"You still sexually harassed me!" Aria blushed in anger as she remembered Dante looking at her breasts. "You took my shirt off and tried to grope me!"

"I'm not into jailbait." Dante smirked. "Maybe in five years, I'll ask you out on a date." He joked. "And what the hell is there to grope?" He looked at Aria's chest.

"You jerk!" Aria was red with anger." I'll blow holes through you!" She took out her handguns and started shooting at Dante. "I'm sixteen!"

"Hey! I'm the one who should be shooting prematurely!" Dante smirked and waited for the bullets to align before cutting them in half with Rebellion. "But, that's only if the babe's hot enough!"

"First you molest me then you call me unattractive?!" Aria took two hidden Kodachi swords out of her back. "Die!" She charged at Dante.

"Sweet dreams, princess." Dante smirked and pulled Aria into a kiss as she got near him.

"That was…" Aria blushed and she fainted.

"Hah!" Dante laughed and walked off. "Works every time!"

Dante finally made it to class.

"That was fun!" Dante smiled as he opened the door. "Looks like my job's not so boring after all."

"I want to sit next to him!" Aria pointed at Dante.

"Of all the…damn my life sucks." Dante sighed.

"The new guy's already got Aria!" A male student smiled. "You can have my seat." He said to Aria. "You're welcome, newbie!" He smiled at Dante.

"Then the seat next to Tony will go to Aria." The female teacher smiled.

"That's not the best idea in the world." Dante objected.

"You k-k-kissed me!" Aria blushed and glared at Dante. "That means you're mine!"

"You two are dating!" A blonde girl with twintails exclaimed excitedly.

"She's not exactly my type." Dante shrugged. "You on the other hand." He smirked teasingly at the blonde girl.

"Oh, my" The blonde girl blushed. "Riko is all excited now!"

"Why you!" Aria was angry and jealous, she took out her handguns and fired them. "Relationships are pointless!"

"No arguments here." Dante smiled.

"You jerk!" Aria blushed angrily and shot at Dante.

"What the hell!?" Dante was annoyed. "I was agreeing with you!"

Later that day, Dante was in his apartment, lying down on the couch with a magazine on his face.

"Well that was a crazy first day." Dante sighed. "Demons are allot easier than school." He then heard a ring on the doorbell.

"Open up!" Aria started to bang on the door.

"Hello, pizza guy?" Dante opened the door. "No olives this time, right?"

"Hey!" Aria, carrying a roller bag stared at Dante.

"You're not the pizza guy." Dante tried to close the door.

"Don't close the door on me!" Aria pushed Dante aside and entered his room.

"Look, I get it, I'm a good kisser, but that's all you're gonna get." Dante smirked mockingly.

"Shut up!" Aria blushed and she pointed at Dante." Listen up, Tony Redgrave, I've decided that you're going to become my slave!" She smiled.

"Well, looks like my rotten luck with women's gotten worse…" Dante sighed. "I actually miss those demon bastards…"

Elsewhere at a secret location, a man with long silver hair in a black suit was having an important discussion with young man with bandages covering his face and wielding a sheathed O-Katana.

"What do you need now, Vlad?" The bandaged man asked.

"You're brother is at Butei High School" Vlad said. "Isn't that interesting, Gilver…or should I call you Vergil?"

"I'll take his amulet and my rightful power." Gilver said.

"You are one of the IU's top assassins." Vlad smiled. "And Jeanne's childhood friend."

"Thank you for staging the "Accident" that took Vergil's life." Gilver nodded. " With that…I have no more obligation to her family."

"I trust your skills." Vlad smiled at Gilver.

"I will use my name again…when I fight Dante." Gilver left the room.

Author's note: My newest story is done! This takes place before DMC3 and I added some things to Dante's backstory! This story takes place in the same universe as my other story, Rosario of Sorrow and there will be a crossover arc where Vlad's relation to Soma is explained! I made Dante extra cocky since he's a teenager here and I'm looking forward to DmC!