Trunks strolled behind the trio of suitors as Goten led the way to Pan's table." Pan your dates are here!"

Bulla and Pan's jaws dropped.

I'm supposed to steal these guys away from Pan? Bulla threw her purse on the empty table top nearby, where she quickly sat to avoid Master Roshi's twitching hands. "There isn't enough money in the world to get me to steal them away from Pan. The deal's off, Trunks."

Trunks smirked and sat down across from Bulla. " That's fine. I'm not worried now that I see who my competition are. I'm more worried about Goten."

Pan's left eyebrow twitched as Master Roshi gave her a hug, his hands exploring the contours of her bra strap, which he expertly unhooked despite the barrier of her tank top. She instinctively punched him in the jaw, which sent him flying across the café and into the wall. He chuckled before falling unconscious.

The remaining customers calmly got up and walked out the door. Unlike Goten, their senses were screaming " Angry-powerful-girl-with-a-short-temper-is-in-the-area, RUN!"

"Remind me to stay on your good side!" The large man similar in size to Majin Buu, said while extending his hand for Pan to shake.

"Who are you?" She asked, politely shaking his pudgy, soft hand.

"Call me Fluffiness, I'm Goten's replacement after you kill him." He smiled, grabbing a chair to sit on beside Pan. The metal legs of the chair bent a little under his weight.

Goten shuffled behind Trunks, hoping to use him as a shield against Pan in case she decides to attack." H-he's kidding. Fluffiness and I are regulars at the bakery near Trunks' house. I thought he was a better choice than Elder Kai. Please don't kill me." Goten squeaked, not realising his girliness was not working in his favor to win the lovely Bulla's heart.

"Buu hungry. Buu here to eat at date, then Buu go." Majin Buu sat across from Pan. Master Roshi regained consciousness and limped to the table, disappointed that he only had two women for his eyes to undress with his special see-through-clothes sunglasses. Yeah, that's the real reason why he wears sunglasses all the time.

Pan sighed, this date isn't what I expected, but it'd be rude of me to just walk out. I'll strangle my Uncle later.

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" ... And then I was like, who farted?" Fluffiness laughed. The rest of the table, including Pan, laughed at his hilarious joke. After the laughter faded, there was one person still laughing, though he didn't find the joke funny at all, and Pan could tell.

"What is with you?" Pan whispered, kicking Trunks, subtly, under the table.

"Nothing." Trunks replied, forcing himself to smile.

Pan narrowed her eyes. She didn't believe him. Am I the only one who noticed he slowly migrated from his table to mine, and is practically sitting in my lap?

Trunks slurped the remainder of his smoothie, eyeing Fluffiness with distaste. Majin Buu and Master Roshi weren't his competition, but Pan was getting along well with Fluffiness. Too well.

Fluffiness shoved another slice of cake into his mouth, watching Trunks watch him. That boy is tripping, yo. " I'm sorry bro, you wanna slice?" Fluffiness asked, handing Trunks a handful of cake.

Trunks declined.

Meanwhile, Goten was trying to impress Bulla.

"Are you dating anyone?"

"No." Bulla said flatly.

" How about you and I go- -"

"No thanks." Bulla said, getting out her compact mirror so she could apply another coat of lip gloss.

"But you didn't let me- -"

"No." Bulla said more forcefully, shutting her compact mirror.

Goten rubbed his nose, lifted his chin, and slicked back his hair." That's cool."

Bulla chuckled as Goten sasheyed to where Trunks sat. He looked back once then rested his chin on Trunk's shoulder.

"She doesn't like me!" Goten whined in Trunks' ear.

Trunks grunted.

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"Vegeta, where are we going?" Bulma moaned, taking off her heels so she could walk bare-foot down the sidewalk. Vegeta looked back at her, but didn't stop or wait for her to catch up to him. " Well, wherever we're going, it better not be far. "

Vegeta smirked.

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"Bye, it was nice meeting you!" Pan said, waving at Fluffiness as he left the shop with a to go box in his hand.

"Yeah bye, I'm sad to see you go." Trunks muttered, waving alongside Pan.

Only one person remained seated at the table ,eating another ice cream cone, and that was Majin Buu. Master Roshi had left ten minutes into the date when he saw a group of school girls in mini skirts walk past the shop. No one saw him since then. The date was over, no dead Goten or comedy replacements necessary.

"Are you going to date one of them?" Trunks asked. Pain raised her eyebrows. " I mean. . . what did you think of Fluffiness?"

"He was alright." Pan sighed." But I'm afraid I'm in love with someone else."

Trunks clenched his fists, knowing perfectly well who that someone else was.

Pan debated on beating up her uncle while Trunks fumed quietly by himself. Nah, I think Bulla is doing a good job at deflating his ego. I'll get him back when he least expects it.

"Pan. . ." Trunks took both of her hands in his. Alright, this is it. Now or never!" Pan, I. . ."

DING!

Vegeta walked into the shop, followed by a very tired Bulma.

Bulma collapsed into the nearest chair." Need. . . water. Six miles. . . walking. . .thirsty."

Bulla rushed to her mother to give her a glass of water.

Goten looked at Trunks, gave him two thumbs up and mouthed, " Plan B!"

Trunks' ki flared. Goten "eeped!" and distanced himself from Trunks, who really wanted to murder him.

"Vegeta, hi!" Pan said, a little too enthusiastically.

Bulma gagged on her water as she laughed.

Vegeta handed Pan the envelope he had received earlier. Pan gasped at the pictures inside it.

"I already have a woman, I don't need another one." Vegeta said gruffly. Softly, he added." You are a fine Saiyan, for a female." Vegeta's face flushed as he quickly leaned forward, planted a kiss on Pan's lips, and quickly turned to leave before Trunks could get over his shock. Bulma followed after Vegeta, shouting after him angrily and throwing her heels at his head.

Pan smiled widely, her eyes rolled back, and her legs collapsed beneath her as she fainted.

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"We're home!" Gohan and Videl shouted, setting their suitcases near the front door.

"Mom? Dad? Pan?" Gohan called." Is anyone here?"

Goten limped out of the living room to greet his brother.

"What happened to your face!" Videl asked, pointing at the purple bruises decorating his left eye.

"I fell. How was your guys' trip?"

Gohan could feel Videl glaring at the back of his head. They'd spent weeks on a cloudy island which had to be evacuated because of an enormous tsunami that threatened to engulf it. The tropical paradise they hoped to spend their vacation at was flushed down the drain the moment Gohan decided to book a flight for the cheaper option.

Gohan gulped and headed into the living room, hoping to find Pan there. Instead, he found a moping Trunks, slouching in one of the chairs. Bulla sat, bored, on the couch, filing her nails. Goku waved half heartedly at his son, his attention more focused on the plate of food in his lap.

"It was okay." Gohan replied. " How were things here? Anything exciting happen?"

Trunks, Goten and Bulla let out a unified," Eh."

"Papa!" Pan ran down the stairs to give her parents a hug.

"Whatcha have there?" Gohan asked, noticing a board in Pan's right hand.

Pan smiled, knowing what the board used to be. " It's just garbage I found in my room." Pan peeked into the living room, spotted Trunks, then asked." Hey, Trunks. Do you want to see a movie with me?"

Trunks instantly perked up, like a flower that had just been given water." Yeah." Once Pan's back was turned, Trunks looked up towards the ceiling, clasped his hands together and whispered," Thank you narrator!"

Seeing Trunks' happy ending, Goten turned to Bulla and asked." Please go out with me!"

Bulla smiled sweetly, before giving him her brutal answer, which was driving him nuts. "No."

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As Punishment for kissing her Candy, the Fan Girl's decided Pan would have to run down the busiest intersection, naked, screaming," I love Vegeta!"

"No that's not going to happen." Trunks said, shaking his head.

"Yes, it is."

"No. Absolutely not, I wont allow that." Trunks insisted.

Goten tapped on Trunks' shoulder." Dude. She just took off her clothes and left a minute ago."

"PAN!" Trunks screamed, gathering her clothes before chasing after her.

"Hey, why does Trunks get a happy ending and I don't?" Goten whined.

"I let you live didn't I? Isn't that enough?"

Goten ignored the question." I think we should make the Fan Girl's Club, into the Goten Fan Club. Has a nice ring to it, don't you think?"

"I think the story is over."

"Awwww."

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Some time later. . .

"What is wrong with Dad?" Gohan asked." Is he mad at me or something?"

Chichi shrugged." No. He hasn't been speaking to me either, I think he's going through a phase or is playing some annoying game."

"Maybe we should take him to a doctor." Videl suggested.

"I think Vegeta is taking care of his problem." Bulma stated, joining the conversation they were having in the kitchen. Everyone blinked, wondering how Vegeta could get Goku to speak, when they heard him taunting Goku in the other room.

" That's a delicious sandwhich you have there Kakarot."

Everyone held their breath as they heard Vegeta flip Goku's plate of food onto the floor.

Silence, then. .

"Kamehameha!"

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Alternate Ending #1: Neither Trunks or Goten had happy endings and Pan went on to obsess over someone else.

Alternate Ending #2: Neither had a happy ending so Trunks rebelled by picking Pan up and carrying her away while everyone waited for Gohan's reaction.

Alternate Ending #3: Trunks had a happy ending and Goten did too, by turning all of the Fan Girls into Goten Fan Girls. . . while continuing to attend every Fan Girl meeting as 'Gaga', until Ichigo, Inuyasha, Light, and other guys, dragged the 'fan girls' back to their own realm.