Disclaimer: Has Hinata taken off that bulky jacket? Has Naruto been caught masturbating to Hinata yet? Has anyone been caught masturbating to Hinata yet? If the answer is no, then I most certainly do NOT own Naruto.

Warning: This story is rated M for a reason. Smut, smutty, smut, smut ahead! Slight lesbian action! Threesome! Drunken hook ups ahead! (Just stop reading now if you're uncomfortable with any of these ideas… don't want to make anyone who isn't prepared to have a nosebleed pass out from blood loss)

Before You Read: Gaara is the winner! How come I'm not surprised? You are all perverts! Here are some reviews that inspired me to no end:

Posted by Jolly88408: I am a perverd and proud of it soo GARAAA I WANT SEXY BAD BOY GARAA OH I LOVE ITACHI THERE SEXY MAKE HINA MORE ON THE SADICTside IN BED MMMM GOOD OH AND I WANT A THREESOME OF HINAxSASOxDEI OH AND I WANT HIDAN AS WELL! i fell in love whit you for writing this story

Posted by Sundance123: GAARA! Have her hook up with Gaara! Make Kiba catch them this time!
I really like how you made her all sadistic with Itachi but I want to see her go all "Make me bleed Gaara! AHHH! UNNNN! Fuck yeah baby right there!"
Please make my fantasy come true!
PS: Great story! It's relly well written and suprisingly believable... Keep up the good work and update soon please!

Posted by chibi beary: i likey the part with itachi! i find it super hawt! but watsup with sakura? shouldn't she be glad tat hinata might end up with itachi instead of sasuke? i like gaara too! but wats up with itachi? i'd like to see a threesome with hinata and itachi plus sasuke, but i dun think sasuke would like it tat much right? how about naruto and sakura? i guess sasuke must have liked hinata quite some time too, but why he didn't make his move? it feels almost too late, and i still can't get the itachi scene outta my head! its super awesome! pls hurry up with the update!

THANK YOU ALL SO SO SO MUCH FOR THE FAVS AND REVIEWS! IT REALLY MAKES ME HAPPY! I PROMISE I WON"T TAKE SO LONG UPDATING THIS STORY IF YOU REVIEW MORE!

On with the story!

Chapter 4: We Need a Redhead (There is a TON of smut in this chapter… please read warning!)

Sakura's crazy. I now know that it isn't just me that thinks that way either. Ino and Tenten are looking at me rather nervously while Sakura cries on the front lawn of the lodge, sprawled out shaking, tears and snot running down her face like it's the new fashion trend.

"Sakura, what the fuck is wrong with you man? You're like turning into the fucking grudge," Ino says as Sakura starts to make strangled gurgling sounds.

We've gathered quite the audience, people drinking beers and pointing at the sight before them, some laughing while others whisper to their friends.

"She, she kissed him again! And then she kissed, no! -not even kissed! She was practically screwing him! He defended her! And what the fuck is with that? Huh? Can anyone tell me why they all like her and not me?!" Sakura screeches in between sobs. I honestly can't understand a word she's saying, her words slurring to the point where it could be another language.

"Maybe they like her because she isn't a sloppy ass drunk like you!" someone in the crowd shouts, laughter ripples through the crowd and Sakura blushes deeply, baring her teeth in fury.

She really is a sloppy drunk. Her legs are spread shamelessly in front of her as she grovels on the grass, flashing her panties to anyone that cares enough to take a peak. She starts screaming insults like there's no tomorrow, flailing her arms about, spit flying from her mouth, and snot dribbling down to her chin. She's not the esteemed "school idol" right now because at the moment all she is is a sloppy, bad mouthed drunk that nobody wants to feel empathy for.

I hear a sigh from beside me as Tenten walks to Sakura, gives her a hard slap across the face then drags her to her feet, pulling out her phone to call for a taxi for them to get a ride back to the dorms.

"I'll make sure she gets to the dorms okay, I'm pretty spent myself so I'll probably stay," Tenten sighs as the sniveling Sakura buries her dirtied face into the skirt of Tenten's pretty purple dress.

I grimace at the thought of having Sakura's snot covered face rub against me but all Tenten does is shake her head while pulling the drunken nightmare towards the road to await the cab.

"Wait we'll come too!" Ino says quickly, rushing over to where Tenten is pulling Sakura.

"Don't be silly! I'll take care of her, I'm pretty sure that if Hinata came right now, that it would only upset her more. Besides I saw how much fun you guys were having!" Tenten smiles and waves away Ino's offer.

I let out a sigh of relief when I hear we're off the hook. After promising to tell her everything that happened in the morning we head back for the party as the cab shows up. We walk through the doors of the party and hang our jackets back up.

"So what did you do this time?" Ino asks me playfully as we head for the bar to get some much needed shots.

I groan and bury my face in my hands, Ino just laughs and prods at my sides with her fingers to get me to tell her.

"Sasuke kissed me again," I bury my face further into my hands and wait for her to scold me.

"Oh Hinata, why are you so popular all of a sudden?" all Ino does is rub my back as we sit down at the bar, my face still buried in my hands.

"You don't know the half of it Ino. I sort of… also kind of… hooked up with his brother," I say cringing a little as I pull my hands away from my face to gauge her shocked expression.

"ITACHI? YOU HOOKED UP WITH ITACHI!?" Ino shrieks, causing half the fucking party to look over and start doing cat calls and whistles.

Ino turns to them and flips them off for me while I bury my face in my hands again.

"Ino, just give me a fucking drink already," I grumble as my face heats up to the point it burns.

"Oh no Hinata, you don't just need a drink, you need an entire fucking bottle!" Ino says while scampering around the bar and slamming down an entire bottle of tequila in front of me.

"Now drink Hinata, drink!" Ino says throwing her hands in the air and doing a spin.

I look at her and roll my eyes. I grab the bottle even so, the blissful numbness of being drunk seems appealing to me at the moment. I put the bottle to my lips and chug all that I can before I start to spit it out a little. I hears cheers from my fellow peers and I grin at them, the welcome tingling feeling spreading over my skin and making my body shiver with delight.

Ino grabs the bottle from me and gulps down some of the liquid heat. I can feel the blood flowing through my veins, boiling me from the inside out. I can feel my embarrassment start to lift and I laugh stupidly at the face Ino makes when she finishes her chug.

We float through the party and find ourselves on the dance floor, the strobe lights and the pounding music encouraging me to move my body. Ino's face is close to mine and I realize that we're dancing with one another, I grin and throw my head back with laughter, my earlier embarrassments completely and totally forgotten. I dance and laugh and scream with pure delight.

"Hey Hina, we could serishly be like th' Power Puff Girls right now!" Ino screams over the music.

"Wha' the hell are ya talkin' 'bout? You're drunk!" I giggle out the sentence, enjoying the random conversation.

"No, no I'm like soooo serious! I'm Bubbles, you're Buttercup and… shit! We need a redhead!" Ino lets out a stream of curses that would make a sailor blush.

"Oh! I got it, I know wha' you're sayin' now! Ha!" I grab Ino's hand and drag her to a nearby table being used for beer pong and we jump up on it, not even spilling any of the beers.

"We need a redhead! Gotta have a Blossom!" I yell out across the party.

I hear hoots and hollers mixed in with catcalls as a response. Then someone shouts out, "What're you gonna do once you get your redhead?" there's a chorus of drunken reply's all shouting out sexual favors.

Ino's hand snakes its way into my hair and I look up at her, she's a little taller than me, her platform heels an inch or so taller than mine. Her eyes are dancing with mischief and I know what she's going to do… so I do it first.

I clamp my lips onto hers and I tug at her loose pink top. Our action is rewarded with a deafening applause from the entire party, everyone raising their classic red plastic cups to salute our daring deed. The applause and roars coax us into a full blown make out session.

Ino's beautiful, I'll be the first to admit that, but by no means am I a lesbian. This is just two friends putting on a show and refining their make out skills while they're at it.

Ino's lips are soft and slick with lip gloss and saliva. Our tongues don't battle each other, we're both used to playing the submissive role with our make out partners, so it's more like our tongues are dancing with one another. The gentle push and pull of our bodies making the action comfortable and sensual.

We part from each other and grin. Ino whispers something in my ear but I can't make out what she says. I just grin and nod anyways, the alcohol making everything glow and pulse with beauty that isn't really there.

"We still need a redhead!" Ino shouts and a chorus of drunken laughter and hoots is her answer.

Ino spots something and screams "You!" jumping off the beer pong table and gesturing for me to follow. A few guys I recognize from school lift me off the table and I giggle at the sensation of being supported by something other than my feet, I teeter a bit once they put me on the floor and they steady me, I slur my thanks and scurry off towards Ino.

I see Ino talking to a redheaded boy. His hair the color of blood and his eyes the color of a stormy sea. His skin pale porcelain and his eyes outlined with thick black liner. I recognize him instantly, his name is Gaara and he's known as the schools Goth… a very sexy Goth.

I grin at Ino's casting of the role of 'Blossom' to the most un 'sugar, spice, and everything nice' person there is… but he is a redhead…. it'll have to do. Ino and I share a look then we latch ourselves onto his arms and drag the half willing boy to the nearest unoccupied bedroom.

The cheers that we get are near deafening and make the grin on my face only get wider. The adrenaline running through my system makes my stomach flip with maddening anticipation, anticipation of what exactly… I'll find out soon enough I suppose.

The door clicks shut behind us and all at once our bodies are touching, hands sliding over muscles and unwanted clothes, we stumble to the bed and fall onto it in a big heap of limbs. We don't even bother locking the door or turning on the light and I find that with the lights off it's all the more exciting.

The darkness makes my dulled senses sharpen and the knowledge of not knowing whose hand it is that's touching me makes shivers of lust and curiosity run down my spine, goose bumps rising on my hot flesh.

Clothes are discarded in an undignified heap on the floor and soon all I'm in is my cotton panties, but I feel no embarrassment to the state I'm in, the sounds of gasps and heaving breaths fills the room, and the sounds of the party happening outside the closed door just adds to the level of daringness I'm willing to explore.

Mouths come to suck and worship the newly revealed flesh, as we finally manage to squirm out of our clothes, I can tell the number of hickies I'm going to have by the end of this is appalling.

My body starts to heat up, the hands sliding over my chest and legs making my excitement grow explosively. A body rolls on top of mine and I'm vaguely aware that it's Gaara'a body, not Ino's but I don't mind and instead I run my hands down his surprisingly muscular back and chest.

He runs his tongue over my collar bone and neck, I moan into the feeling and drag my fingernails down his back harshly. He groans and shivers when I do so and I feel a feeling similar to pride bubble within my stomach, I'm vaguely aware that Ino's beside us and has her hands flying over both our bodies, touching, feeling, and on occasion, tasting our flesh.

I moan loudly when I feel a hand squeeze my breasts, hissing as they pinch my nipple. Gaara starts to kiss his way down my torso, leaving little love bites along the way; he kisses between my breasts and down my abs till he reaches my cotton panties. I suck in my breath sharply as he tears them off my body and quickly slides back up my body to tie my wrists together with them.

His tongue slides back down my body, sending shivers across my skin leaving goose bumps in their wake.

He presses my legs a little so that they're spread to him, suddenly I feel very lucky that we didn't flick the light switch on because I would never let this happen if I could actually see what he's doing.

He rubs and sucks along my inner thighs making the heat in my lower abdomen grow steadily, Ino moves to put her mouth on my breasts along with her hands and I moan loudly. The alcohol makes me feel like I'm spinning in a hazy mist, my dulled senses becoming heightened from my loss of sight. Every touch seems spontaneous and impulsive making me all the more sensitive and willing, not quite being able to see what's going to happen next or where I'm going to be touched is a sort of welcome feeling. I find that with my hands bound so that I'm totally at their mercy only makes my heart pound and my stomach do flips with anticipation of the pleasure to come.

Gaara's hot breath ghosts over my core and I wrap my legs around his head and shoulders instinctively, panting harshly and tugging him closer to my greatest heat. Ino's lips find their way from my breast to my neck and I squeal at the dual sensations.

Gaara's tongue flicks out and caresses my burning core; my scream of absolute ecstasy is swallowed up by Ino's mouth, muffling my panted encouragements, so instead I tug his head closer with my legs. I can feel him smirk against my inner thigh slightly before he kisses my core once again, I buck my hips and thrash about, desperately pressing my body into every human touch that I'm blessed with at the moment.

Ino's tongue thrashes against mine and she moans into my mouth, she only has one of her hands on me still and I crave for the others attention, the feeling of Gaara's devious lips and tongue rolling over my folds is too much to take and I need a distraction from the building pool of absolute heat and passion forming in my lower abdomen.

Ino racks her fingernails down my side harshly and the feeling makes my eyes roll back in my head, our lips part finally and I pant out harshly, "Ino, do-do that ah-again!"

I can feel her lips smirk against my neck and I wrap my bound hands around her neck, she bites my neck in retaliation, hard enough to leave a mark and I scream as goose bumps and shivers pulsate over my over heated flesh.

Gaara doesn't like to be ignored.

He pushes one of his fingers into my folds and sucks hard on my clit. I throw my head back and groan his name while I buck my hips into his mouth and fingers. He steadies my convulsing body with his other arm harshly, digging his nails in a little. Ino bites at my nipple at the same time and I'm reduced to a begging puddle of goop in their arms, totally willing to do anything that they desire.

Gaara puts two of his skillful fingers into my entrance and presses against my walls while simultaneously sucking and nibbling at my clit. Ino rakes her fingernails down my body lightly and bites and nibbles at my heated skin, their combined ministrations proves to be too much for me and that delicious pressure that has been steadily building in my lower abdomen is released explosively.

I arch almost completely off the bed moaning and withering beneath them. My body shakes violently and Gaara allows me to ride out my blindingly amazing first orgasm with his mouth sucking possessively on my clit. The sensation is too intense and my clit is far too sensitive for his mouth to still be doing that. I cringe away from him, the sensations so intense and burning it's almost painful.

Even after my intense orgasm is over I still shake and shiver from how sensitive it left me, my core is white hot and I press my legs together to alleviate some of the heat, only to find that the pressure makes my body twitch and arch even more. My nipples are so hard and sensitive that even Ino's faint breath makes them react.

As I slowly come down from my high I come to a conclusion… Gaara and Ino need to feel this way too.

In my drunken stupor I sit up and pull Gaara up so that he's on top of me before I roll our naked bodies to the side so that he's on his back and I'm blindly pawing at his neck and chest. The action is made difficult by the fact that my hands are still bound by my panties but I'm too far gone at the moment to care enough to undo the knot.

I'm withering about on top of him, practically begging for him to fuck me. No, I don't want him to fuck me… but I can't just give him nothing in return for the services he's given me!

So I slide my body down his, licking and nibbling down his neck, chest, and abs. Ino comes up beside me and joins in the fun, giving Gaara the same treatment I'm giving him. We mirror each other's movements in the dark room, going off of feel and instinct. Gaara groans appreciatively and runs one of his hands through my hair.

I feel Ino's hand brush against my side repeatedly in an up and down motion, curious, I reach my bound-hands down to join hers. My hand brushes against burning flesh and I let out a surprised yelp, Ino chuckles and makes a few blind attempts to grab my hands back, once she succeeds she brings it down to touch the hot, hard, slippery flesh once again.

Ino wraps one of her hands on top of mine so that I'm squeezing Gaara lightly, Gaara lets out a groan and I blush as I connect the dots… this is his wiener! Eeep!

Ino begins to move her hand with mine, making my hand slide up and down the swollen shaft. I gulp down my nervousness and remind myself of the pleasure I just went through moment ago, my body's still weak from my climax, my core still quivering in anticipation. With renewed determination I slide my hand faster over the piece of heated flesh, paying close attention to what makes Gaara react.

Then a thought occurs to me, I slide my hand all the way to the base of his cock, Ino's hand stills on top of mine. I take a deep breath and I don't even try to fight the insane blush coming to my face, I bend over a bit and lick the tip of his dick. Now this gets quite the reaction, he groans loudly and bucks his hips a little, slurring a few encouragements as his hands slide into Ino's and my hair.

Ino seems to understand what I did right away and I can hear her chuckle a little before she dives her head down to lick Gaara's heat. Gaara's hand pushes my head down with Ino's and I stick my tongue out and lick the side of his dick while Ino works on the other side, our tongues sometimes brushing together.

Gaara sounds like he's in bliss and I smirk a bit at my accomplishment, I gently graze my teeth at the base of his heat and he moans loudly, tugging on my hair a bit and pulling me farther into the heat. Ino gets more enthusiastic and takes the whole thing into her mouth, with my job taken over I crawl up Gaara and try and kiss his lips. I miss his lips terribly and kiss the side of his nose instead.

I decide to make it seem like it was on purpose and feather light kisses all over his face until he grabs the back of my neck and tugs me into a deep kiss, he bites my lips to gets me to open them none too lightly. The pain sends a sort of rush down my spine and makes goose bumps rise on my skin. I moan pathetically and submit to him, opening my mouth so that our tongues can battle. I suppose you can't really call it a battle though, he's definitely the dominant kisser, making my head spin in anticipation of his next bite.

He bites my tongue and my lower lip harshly before attacking my mouth yet again, our saliva dribbling from the corners of our mouths. His hands move to pinch at my nipples and we both moan into each other's mouths, the vibrations making my lips tingle a bit.

His body starts to shake a bit and his kisses and moans get more and more persistent, I hear Ino let out a surprised snort before she kisses up his body and I can tell he came. Ino attacks me then and pushes me down on the bed before her mouth connects with mine.

Ino tastes different from before, a slightly salty, musky kind of taste. I'm too drunk and too turned on to care though and I wrap my bound wrists around her neck and pull her closer to me still. Her hands move over my body and I shiver at the welcome sensations she gives me.

I feel Gaara shift on the bed and get up, I hear him stumble into a few things before he reaches the light switch and turn it on, probably to watch the free lesbian porn… just as the door swings open… again.

My eyes fly open and I break the kiss with the moaning, needy Ino. A gaping Kiba and a few other party goers stare at us in shock, I scream and dive off the bed, taking Ino flying off with me. I turn ten shades of red and grab at the sheets with my still panty-bound hands in search of something to cover myself with. Ino just laughs and gets up to walk around the bed in nothing but her birthday suit.

"Ino! What're ya doin! Get back here, your naked!" I slur, still under the surreal effect of the alcohol I consumed earlier.

"Hiiinaaaataaa!" Ino whines as she points to the corner of the room, I look over and see a totally dressed Gaara, acting like nothing happened, standing there with a smirk on his face and our clothes in his hand.

"He's gots our clothes! Gaara you're not gonna be one of the Power Puff Girls if you don' play the part of 'everything nice' your Blossom afer' all!" Ino lectures him while shaking a finger, I groan and bury my face into my hands.

This is just not fair! I've never heard of people being walked in on at the lodge before! And now it happens to me twice in a friggin row! I need a drink…

I feel my clothes fall on top of my head and I glance up just in time to see a very smug and satisfied looking Gaara give me a wink and leave the room with an air of superiority about him. All the guys that crowded by the door part like the red fuckin sea for him! Some even give him a little nod of respect.

I feel anger bubble up inside of me and I can't help but shout after him, "We only let you join in because you're a redhead!"

Then Ino saunters over to the door, wiggling her fingers slightly in a half wave before slamming the door in the gawking boy's faces. I spring up from my hiding space and rush to pull my dress on, my hands shaking from my embarrassment and anger.

I can't believe Gaara just left like that! I know one thing for sure though, he's never going to be our Blossom again!

I fight with the underwear tied tightly around my wrists and get even angrier, these are some of my all time favs and Gaara just totally destroyed them! Now I'll have to walk around without my panties on!

I can hear the party going on outside the door and I really don't want to go out there and face them, even if I'm so drunk that I'll probably forget all about this I really don't need anymore evidence pointing towards the fact that yes, I, Hinata Hyuuga am a slut, a slutty, skanky little hoebag… wholly hell… I just love fucking up my reputation don't I?

I mean, I'm the mother fucking Vice President of the goddamn school! And I just got caught hooking up with the Presidents arch nemesis/brother, the school's crazy hot Goth freak, AND one of my best fucking friends that just so happens to be a girl too! Oh! AND it's pretty fucking obvious that Gaara, Ino, and I were having a threesome! How could I possibly solidify my reputation as more of a slut?

Ino puts on her top upside down, inside out, and backwards… I just sigh and help her straighten up. Ino is definitely not going to remember this in the morning. We take a trip to the bathroom and I fix our hair and makeup as much as I possibly can and I stare at the hickies I hadn't even noticed getting, my neck looks like one giant bruise and there's a fuck load of random hickies all over my chest, arms, stomach, and thighs… it's impossible to cover them all.

My best bet is to just make a run for the door, grab Ino's and my coat before calling a cab to come and take our pathetic asses home. I give myself a mental pep talk and start playing the mission impossible theme song in my drunk head. I grab Ino's hand and I tug her forward as I bolt out of the door, my legs surprisingly solid underneath me as I dodge my fellow drunkards and ignore all the cat calls and the raging cheers and whistles as we pass by.

I guy reaches out and slaps my ass as we pass by, my anger flares and I decide to take it out on this sorry excuse for a man. I gather all my courage, spin around on my heel and punch him square in the throat, a chorus of 'OOOOOHs' erupts from my peers and some give me high fives which I accept with a small smile of accomplishment and a deep blush.

When I reach the coat closet I pull it open and grab our coats, tossing Ino's in her face as I rush to put mine on and hurry outside. I pull my phone out of my pocket and call for a cab, after I tell them where to meet us I snap my cell phone shut and pull Ino towards the road more so that we can get away from the stares.

When we get back to the dorms I drop Ino off at her room, leave a barf bucket at the side of her bed, a glass of water, and three aspirins for when she wakes up. I pull off her shoes and put her in her bed with the rest of her clothes on. She mumbles her 'thank yous' and is out cold before I even leave the room.

I pull off my heels and I stumble my way back towards my room, hoping to have Tenten there to take care of me when I get back. I turn down the hallway to my room and I watch my feet, willing them to walk in a straight line, but they don't, they defy me and my will. I growl at them and when I bump into someone's chest outside my dorm room I grumble a 'sorry' and I try to maneuver around them.

A hand shoots out and saves me from falling over, "Ah, soory 'bout dat, hehe, I'm really drun—" my voice catches in my throat as I look up to see the face of my savior… Sasuke?

Authors Note:

How can I be so mean to poor Hinata-chan? It's just so much fun!

Yes, Ino, Hinata, and Gaara had a threesome. Get over it. The two-girls-one-guy combo is way more common than two-guys-one-girl combo so… I went for it.

Like I said in the last chapter, alcohol does some pretty fucked up shit to you and if you don't have solid experience as a stupid, drunk, horny teenager… then just fucking deal with it! It's my story, leave a flame if you want but I'll just assume that you're a home body that's never had sex! Mwahahahah!

What to REVIEW about!:

I asked you guys who you wanted Hinata to hook up with and well… Gaara won hands down! Now for the next chapter tell me who she should hook up with: Shikamaru or Chouji (just because he doesn't get any) or for her to have 'make up sexxx' with a grieving Kiba?

Shikamaru, Chouji, or Kiba? Or all three? REVIEW!

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