Hey guys, sorry its been taking so long, I've recently started to finish up another story of Mine Called 'The Know it all, Crazy Girl, and the iPad'. Its almost done and with that story being written I haven't had much time for this one. Well this is the fourth chapter of the first part and I'm wondering if I should just make every chapters parts because its taking forever. I split them all up so I could get some chapters out there so people would see it and not be overwelmed by OVER 9,000 words! *facepalms* Bad jokes from this guy, right here. Anyway, if you want to suggest something I'm all ears because I don't know how to go about it. I'm still really new to writing stories and nowhere near someone as good as Kobold Necromancer (hope I spelled that right, if not that's a bad on my part.).
This chapter though im gonna try to go about it differently. I'm only following one storyline a chapter unless it leads to another one.
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Izzy's POV
Man, this town is AWESOME! No one even cares that I just did some front flips over there car while I ran away from Godzilla! Okay, its a pack of raccoons and birds, but its still cool! MAn, could this get any better? Wait theres someone driving in a shopping cart with a go cart wheel... Amazing! I'm gonna join 'em!
After seeing the shopping cart driver she jump up and landed inside the shopping cart, causing the old man that was 'driving' it to turn around. "What in 'tarnation are you doing here!?"
"Me? Oh, I was just doing back flips over cars, like I do every Wednesday, and then I saw you and your awesome shopping cart car and WHY AREN'T YOU DRIVING THIS THING?!" The old man looked at her and realized he never put his car on auto pilot and started screaming along with Izzy helplessly as they were about to crash into a car. Right before they did the car swerved out of the way and ran into a fire hydrant, causing water to spew everywhere. The old man stood up in the cart and pointed at the car. "Your payin' for my shower!"
Izzy had just enough since to pull him down, turn him around and hand the wheel to him, yelling in his ear, "DRIVE, DRIVE YOU OLD PERSON!" over and over again. He started moving the go cart wheel and making... Elephant sounds as he drove then panicked and threw the wheel away and looked to me for help. "It ain't workin'! What do we do?!"
Well guess its time for the Super Secret Agent, Camel Talking Specialist, Orange Haired Mysterious Ninja, Known as the Incredibly Hot and Long Named Izzy!... The Second, to come to the rescue!
"Don't worry old guy, the SSACTSOHMNKIHLNI the Second will save you!" I grabbed him by the beard and jumped out of the shopping cart, just as soon as it ran into a firework truck. When me and the old man landed the explosion behind us made us look like we just came from the best action movie ever made... Okay it was really just a lame pillow truck, but there was still a crash!
When I looked at the old man he was rubbing his chin, really hurt. OOPS! "Sorry, old guy!"
He looked at me, shocked. "You... You said that you were the SSACTSOHMNKIHLNI the Second?" Wow, I thought no one could remember that but me and my Grammy and Old pops. You know, this guy kinda looks like Old pops, except that he has a weird cast thing and, WAIT! I remember now!
"Then that means that you know the SSACTSOHMNKIHLNI the first. Tell me, what does it mean to you." Again, wow, serious calm moment right now for some reason. Why aren't I acting crazy? "Well isn't it obvious?"
Then he smiled. "Nope! Cause its," I can't help but say it along with him. "Different for every secret agent!"
On instinct we both tear up. "Old Pops!" I hug him, glad to see him again. I thought he disappeared off the face of the Earth!... At least that's what mom said.
"Isabella! That she-devil said you were lost at sea!" Wait a second, my mom said what!? Oh, I am so putting an electric eel in her bed when I get back home!
Suddenly there was a crash an a horn going off. We both looked behind us and there was this massive car wreck from the Firework Truck! How come whenever there's some eighteen wheeler in the middle of the road, cars don't look ahead and stop before they run into it?
"Oh my Beard Cologne! Isabella, we gotta get outta here before the coppers catch us!" Well he said his awesome catchphrase, but now its my turn!
"Don't worry Old Pops!" I pick him up and haul him over my shoulder, running from the car wreck. Screaming, say it with me everyone! "YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE!"
"Hey Old Pops?! Where do we escape to?" He thought for a second then snapped his fingers, coming up with an idea.
"I got it! Okay, just go up the lamp post, over exactly three rooftops, stopping on da red one! If ya hit the Yellow-purplish one then you've gone to far! Then after ya jump off the red building make a dolphin dive into the sewer! There I have a raft set up to land on so we can go through the city undetected! Once we've ridden down the rapids and over the mini waterfall, hitting both targets at the end simultan'usly, then go up the other man hole," "EHMM!" "Er, I mean man AND lady hole, we jump out and go into the diner that's right across the street!"
Wow... Old Pops is a GENIUS! "Thats the best idea ever Old Pops! Except... I missed the lamppost... Sorry!" I was so caught up in his amazing idea that I forgot to go up the lamppost.
"Oh, er, well I reckon we just go into the diner on foot!" Another great idea! Well at least we have somewhere we can eat and hide from the cops!
As soon as we get in I see a few faces in there already. Some my friends ordering food, and... Chef 's making it? Oh no! Chef hypnotized them all into loving his food! I gotta save them all! I put Old Pops down, because if Chef holds him hostage, then I'll have to give up. And members of the SSACTSOHMNKIHLNI never give up!
Now how to UN-hypnotize them... Oh, I know! "HIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYAAAAAAA!"
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Me: Cliffhanger! What did Izzy do?! Who else is here at the diner?! Why and how is Chef making half decent food at a half rotten star diner?! *Clever barely slices my head off*
Chef: What did you say?
Me: That your food's delicious and I wish I was eating it right now! *Chef mumbles something and walks away* Whew, TO close! Anyways, review!
Bonus Question for all of you: Who is Chef related to? (Remember, say there NAME not "Oh, it's the person that works at that place!" or something that confusing.)