So this is my first "Wreck-It Ralph" story, but this isn't my first story. I don't really have a set 'plot' and I'm just gonna let it flow. So if you have any comments/requests, Please message or review.

1.) In this version Sergeant Calhoun turns down Felix's affections.

2.) WARNING: Yaoi (boy-x-boy), slight abuse, & possible rape.

3.) If any of the above are not your taste, turn back now, but come on. You know your interested.

4.) This story takes place AFTER the events of the movie, with flashes from BEFORE the movie.

Fix me a drink?

Everything had changed. Our game was no longer wearing the 'OUT OF ORDER' sign. Fix-it Felix, Jr and Sugar Rush were saved from the fear of being unplugged. Ralph was on much better terms with the nicelanders, Hero's Duty, EVERYONE! But for some reason I couldn't properly wear a smile on my face.

"Hey Fix-It! Why the long face?" I turned my attention to Tappers, the owner of the bar I was currently drowning my sorrows in. "Huh? Oh no sir. I'm just peachy as can be Taps." I could tell from the look he was giving me he didn't buy a word I said. Let alone the over sized smile I plastered on my face.

"Look Fix-it, you may be able to fool everybody else with that talk, but not me. Seen too many faces and heard enough stories. I can tell you got something on your mind." I let my smile drop and pulled my hat slightly down.

"Oh Taps, it's Tammy. She made me feel the honey glows something aweful and I thought she felt the same for me, but she turned me down. I fall hard for her, only to realize I was falling on my face." I rubbed the tears that were forming in my eyes.

"Don't feel so down. I've seen plenty of men come in here with the same problem. Here." Tappers placed another drink before me and gave a slight smirk. "On the house." With that the bar tender made his rounds through the bar. I looked back to the strong beverage. I already had two glasses and I wasn't much of a drinker to begin with.

Tomorrow was to start the arcades three week vacation. Apparently Mr. Lidwig had to go visit his nana at the pasture. I took my drink and gave it one final look before I chugged it down and called for another. With the break from 'work' coming up what better way to start it off then my drowning my sorrows with a few more root beers..

(I assume root beer is like beer to them..at least thats how I'm gonna play it)

As I slowly awoke I let out a loud, long groan. My head was pounding. I was about to sit up, but a sharp pain shot through me and I quickly laid myself back down. I took a breath and rubbed my eyes.

A gasp shot out and this time I sat up quick. The pain in my head and body forgotten at the moment. I looked around with eyes wide. I was NOT in Fix-It Felix, Jr. I almost didn't know what game I was in, but I knew for certain it was not my own.

Slowly I realized I was in Sugar Rush, but why? I tried to recall my actions from last night, but everything was blurry and painful. I placed my head in my hands, when I heard a giggle.

With a sharp intake of breath and a snap of my head, I was face to face with the President of Sugar Rush. Vanellope Von Schweetz.

"Hey Hammer guy. About time you got up. So where are your clothes? Or do you always sleep like that?" My eyes grew wide and my face was sure to be as red a cherry as I glanced down at myself and sure as could be I was in my birthday suit, save for the candy sheet pooling at my waist.

I snapped the sheet over my head as quick as I could. "Oh golly me! What in the lands did I do last night? And where are my CLOTHES?!" The little racer let out another giggle. "You mean you don't remember? Ralph brought you here last night. He said you got really sick in another game and didn't wanna take ya back to yours."

I brought the covers from my head and held it to my chest. "Ralph brought me here? But why? Where is he?" Vanellope glitched about, ending up behind me now. I jumped a bit. I still wasn't used to her being able to just 'jump' about like that.

"Dunno where the big stinkbrain is right now. He wonder off an hour ago or so, but he said he'd be back." She let out a bored sigh and glitched off and back. Now standing on the bed before me and holding my clothes out to me.

"I had old Billy clean these up for ya. They got all sticky from ya tripping about into taffy lake. You were really funny last night." I silently took my clothes and listened to everything she told me. Trying to recall these events myself, but everything was still pretty hazy.

The small racer hooped off the bed and made her way to the door. "Ralphy should be back in a bit, so just hang tight. Maybe he can fill ya in on last night better than me." She look out one more giggle before glitching through the door.

I fall back into the bed. 'Golly me. What trouble did I cause last night.'

After a bit of laying about I decided to start to get dressed. I could only make out small hints of last night..

I had drank about five or six root beers at Tappers. I was a mess. I wasn't sure what I said or to who, but I remember laying over Ralphs shoulder, listening to him tell another player that I was just drunk and didn't know what I was doing. He placed me on his knee in the cart back to central cause I could barely sit up on my own.

I was a gigglin' mess of smiles and slurrs. As we entered Central I remember telling Ralph how I didn't wanna go home yet. He kept trying to get me to head towards Fix-It Felix, Jr., but I refused. I was acting like a child and getting louder by the second. The next thing I knew we were in Sugar Rush and I was resting over Ralphs shoulder again. Giggling and squirming about till I found myself laying on my back on a bed.

I didn't know when we had gotten inside. All I knew was I was giggling up at a very mad Ralph hovering over me. I reached out to him and said..something. I couldn't remember. All I knew was whatever I said made Ralph turn as read as the stripes on the candy cane trees. Then everything goes black...

I let out a sigh. 'What could I have said to him?' As a door to the room shut behind me I quickly finished pulling up my overalls. I turn to be greeted my Ralph with a strange look on his face. I can't tell what type of face it is, but I know he isn't happy.

"Felix... We need to talk...about last night."

End of chapter one. So...Please review and tell me your thoughts. Can you guess where this is going? Reviews make me update fast and I can't wait for feed back!

Chapter Two coming soon!