Call Me Maybe Chapter 5

EPOV

"Man, you killed it!" Ingrosso shouts at me, I could only chuckle, because I seriously forget how to speak after I saw that Bella girl standing in the front row … watching me so intensely.

"Where are Jasper and Emmett?" I ask, feeling confused, because those two are usually the loudest when it comes to giving the cheesiest compliment to my set.

"Dunno, most likely outside hitting some fangirls." I could only laugh at what Zedd just said because I knew he was right. Sometimes I do miss the old days, when Jasper, Riley, Zedd, Caius and I used to hunt some kinky fangirls after the show. But just because I miss it, doesn't mean I want to repeat it. It was fun … but so wrong on so many levels.

I throw my body onto the sofa bed and just lie down there for a couple of minutes while the others are busy with themselves.

Anton, or who people knew as Zedd, is busy playing with his Mac, probably hunting for new porn sites.

Ingrosso and Angello are busy having a bromance moment with each other.

While Caius and Thea are … "Get a room," I groan as I crumble one of my now useless composition papers and throw it to their direction.

Well, not that I mind seeing Thea getting all hot and horny, seriously, she's probably one of the hottest piece of ass to have ever existed. But seeing Caius ALSO getting horny… not cool

"Fuck you, let me worship my Athenodora,"

Well fuck you too Caius, but at least he has finally stopped eating his girlfriend's face.

Caius is probably the only naturally born mindfucked human in the world. He always comes up with the most ridiculous shits ever, including his pet name for Thea.

Who the fuck proudly calls his girlfriend Athenodora? Her real name is Theodora, and the shortened version, Thea. She, at some point, had a really strong androgynous aura around her that reminded Caius of the Greek Goddess, Athena.

He mixed Athena and Theodora and finally he invented the name Athenodora. Thea, being the gracious beauty that she is, took it all with a grain of salt. Well , not that she is gracious, she has the same mentality problem with Caius, only she has better timing.

If Caius and Thea were not that devoted to each other, every straight guy in this room probably would do just about anything just to get into her pants.

She is pure perfection … an extraordinary mix of her mother's Polynesian-Mongolian blood and her father's pure Caucasian DNA. Throw in the androgynous aura she's got, makes her intoxicating to both sexes.

Caius is a fucking genius, he understands how striking Thea is and how cold his appearance is, yin and yand shit is a good commercial material, the main reason why he insisted on forming a duet with Thea than debuting on their own.

All of my thoughts of Thea and Caius were suddenly replaced by a brunette haired angelic face. I never thought somebody could actually beat Thea's hotness, but my theory was completely wrong. That Bella girl … just imagining her looking straight into my eyes could give me a permanent boner.

"What are you thinking man?" Paul Oakenfold asks, suddenly appearing out of nowhere.

"Just random thoughts, 'sup Paul?"

"Same shit everyday, I'm getting tired of DJ-ing," he sighs.

Feeling bad, I put my hand on his left shoulder. I love this old man. "Miss your family eh?"

"I do miss my wife," he chuckles nervously.

"Same here," Carlisle suddenly interrupts as he walks towards our direction.

"There's a fan that's wants to see you," he says after shaking both mine and Paul's hand. Seeing how tired Paul and the others are, I decide just to meet the fan outside.

"The fan's a girl by the way, she's pretty," Carlisle says while smirking, showing off his If-You-Know-What-I-Mean face.

"Nah, not tonight man," I chuckle as I shove him. "Another fangirl I suppose. Five minutes Carlisle, I need to rest," I continue.

"Hey you!" A feminine voice shouts, I look up to the voice, only to come face to face with my newly found obsession.

Fuck. Think about Emmett fucking a pony. Don't let her find out you're getting all horny while she's looking extremely pissed … Sweet Lord, and so fuckable too

"Why didn't you call me?" She growls

She fucking growled. Fuck me, that's hot.

"And FYI, I'm not your fucking fangirl! You can shove your pretty face someplace else." She steps closer and closer, so that I can feel the warmth of her body. I can smell her vanilla perfume, I can just feel her.

"I don't need…" she mumbles, looking all pissed while taking off her bracelet, "THIS!" She roars

"From now on, stop fucking with my head! You've been haunting my dreams ever since you showed up on your fucking Ducati … or Agusta … or whatever the hell it is! Just get out of my fucking head!" She declares, taking a further step towards me. We are now only inches apart.

"It was a stupid idea," she continues. "But I really did hope you'd call! You fucking prick!"

I can't tear my eyes away from her mouth. Her breath smells like tequila and menthol cigarettes, which I usually detest but this time … Major turn on.

I could feel that something was not right a split second before her head lowered and fell to my chest, my hand quickly circling her waist to keep her upright.

"Jesus Christ," Sam runs as fast as lightning to take her from me but I stop him. I slowly maneuver both her hands around my neck, and lift her bridal style.

"Don't worry, I know this girl. Hey Carlisle, can you help though man?",

We take this very drunk and currently passed out girl to one of the other backstage rooms. Kicking the door open, I walk over and gently lay her down on a sofa while Carlisle makes sure that a cushion is carefully underneath her head.

I take a moment and look down at her sleeping form. I can't believe that she's here, and the fact that Michael Woods is playing "Black Thong" on the stage at the moment, only makes things worse. The song triggers my mind into imagining some really, really inappropriate thoughts. So inappropriate, that I break out in a light sweat, add to that no air conditioning is in this room … and I'm feeling hot … literally and figuratively. I imagine laying her atop my piano … my hands gliding up over her thighs … the soft moaning sounds coming from her mouth … Stop!

Us fucking on a vibrating speaker.

Taking her on my DJ set.

Having a quickie at the backstage.

Jesus Christ, I told you to stop!

I stand up and pace, shaking my head to try and get rid of her naked body from my mind. I take off my t-shirt and wipe the sweat on my torso then throw it onto the floor. I decide to calm myself down and sit on the chair at the very corner of the backstage room, as far away from her as I could possibly be.

Looking at her sleep peacefully, I still can't believe a creature as beautiful as her does exist. How can she look so fucking tantalizing and so innocent at the same time? Somebody suddenly knocks on the door; I immediately cross my legs, trying to hide my never-ending boner.

"Hey man, I heard a fangirl passed out on you?" Caius chuckles. He stops short when he realizes that the girl is in the room with me.

"Edward, I love you as a brother, really, but if you're thinking of taking advantage of this poor drunk girl, I'll cut your fucking balls off." Thea sneers at me.

"Chill man, I know this girl," I defend myself.

"Really? Then what's her name?"

"Bella," I smile as I realize how beautiful her name sounds coming out from my own mouth.

"Hmm," Thea hums as she checks on Bella.

"She's not that drunk, it's probably the mixture of tiredness and alcohol. " she explains.

"This girl's hot," Caius comments.

"Exactly! That's why I'm checking on her," Thea says as she psychoanalyzes the poor girl, "unfortunately she's definitely straight," Thea replies her boyfriend sadly. See? This couple is mental.

"How do you know?" I ask.

"I just know," she winks. Thea is one of a kind, she and Caius are definitely in love, but she's open to the idea of being physically bisexual. Caius is one lucky bastard.

"Anyways, is the B room empty?" Caius asks.

"I guess so," Thea and Caius look at each other and they both smirk.

"I'll be back in 15 minutes to help you with this girl, don't miss me!" and they both leave.

I start to count.

10. 9. 8. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2….

A huge crashing sound comes from the B room. Yeah, they both are definitely getting it on.

"Holy Fuck!" Thea's growl can be heard from this room. I can hear them growl, hiss, and curse. Fuck man, I would just do anything to have that with Bella right now.

BPOV

I feel myself slowly opening my own eyes. My head feels so heavy that I could quite happily die right now. I look around and take in my surroundings … Fuck my life!

My eyes stop, and there he is, Eden Clarence, sitting with his elbows rested on both knees, his fists clenched … and topless? Not just topless, but sweaty porn-star mode topless. His abs are still looking solid and strong even while sitting. He sweats heavily, and instead of looking gross, he looks completely lickable, like he's something straight out from the Men's Health magazine.

He wipes his sweat with his already drenched t-shirt, unconsciously showing off his biceps.

"God you're amazing, fuck!" A man's voice roars from the other room.

"Right there, right there, fuck baby, harder!" W-What the….Somebody's fucking in the other room?

"Come for me Athenodora," Holy shit, it's Caius Volturi and Theodora Tahari.

"Oh my God," I accidentally say it out loud.

"Oh hey, you're awake," a very charming looking crooked smile crosses his face.

"A-Are they?" I awkwardly ask.

"Yeah, but it's the Voltage that we're talking about, they do this kind of thing every time," he chuckles.

Feeling awkward, I decide to try and lift myself up, but end up falling back onto the cushion again.

"Jesus," yep, I drank too much.

"You were pretty wasted," Eden speaks up.

"I guess I still am," I sigh. Great, I am stuck here in the same room with Edward Fucking Cullen. I remember I shouted at him crazily like some sick fuck and then suddenly passed out on him.

"I … I'm so sorry," I blurted. But before Edward can give any response, a voice interrupts.

"Ah, my, my, my, you look even prettier awake," the door suddenly burst open, and two most beautiful creatures step in. The. Fucking. Voltage. My all time crushes. I feel my mouth hanging open at the sight of the both of them.

"Hey there, you okay girl?" Theodora takes long strides towards my direction, the aura of fierceness strikes out from every pore of her 5'11 toned body. She looks so beautiful and oddly handsome. Theodora kneels down in front of me. God, she's killingly beautiful that it scares the living shit out of me. She leans so close to me that i notices the infamous "Gaius" tattoo inked on her neck side, which is the original form of Caius. I read that on DJmag and Cosmo. Shame on me.

"Ah … uh … I guess," I awkwardly reply.

"Dumbward here didn't do anything to you, right?" Caius asks and I hear a silent 'fuck you' coming from Edward's direction.

Caius looks inhumanely beautiful, it's obvious that he's pretty playful and he loves to tease and joke around, but his face is just too perfect to be true that every joke that comes out of his mouth doesn't even sound funny. Caius has this aura of extreme sophistication. His long blonde hair is combed backward, making his silvery green eyes look even more striking. His loose wife beater shows off his hot tattoo covered body. It takes every ounce of will power not to touch myself right now, especially when two hottest guys alive are now standing side by side in front of me.

My best friends are the 'it' girls in the glam world, heck, i'm friend with Robert Pattinson and Blake Lively even because they are pretty close with Alice, yet i feel so inferior. These people, The Voltage and Eden, are so out of my league. I'm not talking about their money or materials they possessed, but it's the unexplainable X factors that most world class DJs have. They're not as rich as Jay-Z or Ivanka Trump, they're not as hot as Victoria's Secret Models, but even the coolest people in the world worship these guys. Because they can't party without them.

The Voltage is just so fatally cool, and their presence is so strong even Hollywood celebs do no justice to them, they're both inhumanely beautiful. They have got amazing talents, they embrace all societies, it's not just the party people that love them, even the anti mainstream hipsters love them.

They can't possibly be human. And don't get me start with Eden Clarence...

There are too many beautiful creatures here. Jeez, i feel like throwing up.

"Do you have friends here?" Theodora asks again.

"I was here with Rosie Hale and Ali Brandon," I explain, purposely giving them their commercial names, hoping one of them would know either one of my friends.

"A surfer and a socialite huh? So what do you do then little girl?" Theodora raises one eyebrow. Yep, I get that a lot. I look pretty plain to hang out with both Rose and Alice.

"Writer," I awkwardly answer Theodora, still feeling a little intimidated and mesmerized at the same time.

"It suits you," Edward suddenly adds.

"Give me your friends' number, I can give them a call," Caius adds. Then a picture of Rose and that Emmett guy talking comes into my mind. Right! Emmett did say that he's actually Edward's producer.

"Um, I don't think you need to do that, Alice actually is pretty busy with Jasper Whitlock right now, and Rose is actually a friend of your producer." I cringe a little bit. Edward must hate me right now. First I stupidly offered him my phone number, second, I acted like a lunatic fangirl in front of him for no other reason than he didn't call me back, and third, I fucking passed out on him.

Now, suddenly, all my friends seem to be connected with his social circle.

"Hey has she woken … oh hey you're awake," an attractive looking blonde haired guy suddenly entered. "Edward, we need to leave. You still need to meet Laidback Luke, you two have a lot still to talk about." the blonde guy says to Edward.

"Yeah yeah yeah. I'll be outside in five minutes," Edward runs his fingers through his hair in what looks like frustration. The Voltage say their goodbyes, and it is now only the two of us again.

"Listen, Bella right?" I nod in confusion. He puts his hand on my shoulder, still not bothering to put a shirt on. Other than piano keys and music related tattoos on his arm, i spot a neat looking "Esme," inked on the place where his heart beats.

He's taken. I somehow feel my chest tightens.

"I didn't call you because Jasper fucking Whitlock ruined the damn piece of paper. I'm in a rush right now, so give your number to Emmett through your friend Rosie… can you do that?" His tone is a bit demanding, but fuck that turns me on, so I just nod in response. Stop it Bella he's taken! He doesn't say anything else after that … he just leaves the room.

I stand up slowly, wobbling a little bit in the process. I look around the backstage room for the last time, wanting to remember every little detail in the room because this is a very rare one time experience, though I had to embarrass myself by passing out on some hot shot young DJ in the process, but whatever.

"Eden told me to take you back to your friends, do you know where they are?" Sam welcomes me with a straightforward question the moment I step out of the room.

"I guess," I mutter silently while searching for my phone in my pocket.

"Shit," I silently cursed. "I think I lost my phone." I sigh frustratingly.

Can this day be any worse? My head is still pounding like crazy from the alcohol, and the loud music outside doesn't help ease the pain.

Fuck my life.

"Screw it! I'm going back to the hotel. My friends are probably busy anyway,"

"You sure you don't want to finish watching the DJs?"

"Probably tomorrow, there are still 2 days left anyway. I definitely will not be drinking again tomorrow … or the day after … or the day after that! Lesson learned." I pathetically joke.

Today is officially the worse day I've ever come face to face with.

A/N My lovely readers! what do you think?

If you're wondering who the hell Athenodora is, well, she actually does exist in the Twilight Saga and is Caius' wife :p I have a thing for caius and I always fantasize Caius as Alexander Skarsgard or Ryan Burns, so hotttt. And i picture Athenodora as this really awesome model named Sui He, Hana Mayeda or Fahrani Empel, try google her! You can open my profile and click the link to see the pics of the characters :)

So i realized i talked a lot about Caius and Athenodora in this chapter. That's kind of like my thing, i love to focus to some characters in one chapter, and focus on another characters in another chapter. I'll prolly talk a lot more about Emmett and Rose next chapter, but well, I'm not going to spoil you!

I'm sorry for the late update (again), my life has been pretty crazy, suddenly a best friend of mine is moving to Amsterdam and my other bestfriend has decided to live permanently in Melbourne, pffftt, so many changes are happening.

I finished 80% of chapter 6, so the update will be soon uploaded ^^

So, review?