Mea ludus annus est finit itaque ego non habeo mea ECCE ROMANI. my spelling might be somewhat iffy right now.

But anyway screwing over Latin for now, I'm sorry for not updating for so long but finals were coming up and blah blah blah.

Bragging time!

I GOT A GOLD METTAL IN THE NATIONAL LATIN EXAM! And….. I've finished Latin II! (Thanks to a crazy scheduling system)

So if any of you who are in Latin I-II and you need help with anything just PM me! (Basically because I love Latin and helping fellow romans, and I'm nerdy enough to be studying it this summer and going over all my stuff again for certamen)

***** Before I forget! **********

This is the last chapter of this little crack story but I will be writing another story about the fall of the Western Roman Empire and possibly other parts of roman history (Spartacus anyone?) so follow me for when those are uploaded.

On with the story!

Romano clamavit, " THEN SPEAK SOMETHING OTHER THAN LATIN , YA JERK!"

"experior!" lacramavit Italia. "Non scio! Puto obliviscor!"

"Perhaps it's amnesia." Inquit Germania. " We need to try to get him to remember ."

"And how the hell do you suggest we do that, you potato bastard! Go through over 2,000 plus years of history?" Romano exclamavit. ( Romano est iratus vir quod se clamat multī temporis)

"We could do that." Inquit Germania.

"You go ahead then. I'll watch." Inquit Romano.

"Italy what do you remember about your history?" Rogavit Germania.

"Roma constituebar ā Romulo. Romulus necavit eius frater Remus et constituistī Romam. Post Romulo, Numa Pompilius erat rex, tum Tullus Hostilius, Ancus Marcius, Tarquinius Priscus, Servius Tullius, et Tarquinius Superbus. "

"Romano what did he say?"

"Am I your freaking personal translator now?!" exclamavit Romano. "He said, Rome was founded by Romulus. Romulus killed his brother Remus and founded Rome. After Romulus, Numa Pompulius was king, then Tullus Hostilius, Ancus Marcius, Tarquinius Priscus, Servius Tullius, and Tarquinius Superbus."

"Good. Since you know that we can then go over the rest of history." Inquit Germania. "After the fall of the Monarchy the Romans established the Republic in 509 BC. The republic was ruled by elected consuls and a powerful senate. 390 BC was the year Gauls sacked Rome and then after that came The first Samnite War, The Latin War, The Second and Third Samnite Wars, The Pyrrhic War, First Punic War, The Addition of Sardinia and Corsica, The Second Punic war, The First, Second, and Third Macedonian War, The Third Punic War, Fourth Macedonian War, The murder of Tiberius Gracchus, Sulla's march on Rome, Spartacus's slave revolt, Caesar's election as aedile, The Catiline conspiracy, the First Triumphant, Caesar's campains in Gaul, the Crossing of the Rubicon, Defeat of Pompey, and the Death of Ceasar. Then we will start with the first roman empire Augustus, The Julio-Claudian emperors, the four emperors of 69 AD followed by the Flavian emperors, Trajan, Hadrian, Antonius Pius and Marcus Aurelius, Commodus, The reforms of Diocletian, Constantine, and the Fall of the Western Roman Empire. After we finish going over all that we can move on to the renaissance and your modern history." Inquit Germania cum magna celeritate. "Hopefuly by then your memory will return. Now Starting with the Republic-"

Italia lacrimabat. "Minime! STOP! I REMEMBER I SWEAR! SEE IT'S ALL COMEING BACK! PLEASE DON'T TOURTURE ME WITH THE LONG BOREINGHISTORY LESSONS IT'S ALMOST LUNCH TIME AND I CAN'T SIT HERE FOREVER WITHOUT MY PASTA!" se clamavit.

"It looks like it worked." Romano inquit.

Fin

Translations:

Experior- I try

Non scio – I don't know (lit: I know not, or something of the sort)

Romano est iratus vir. Quod se clamat multī temporis

Romano is an angry man because he yells many times

Any other translations you want review or PM me!

Valete Omnes!