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The alarm clock starts singing some stupid melody that Regina had chosen. Emma roars underneath the covers wanting to scare it into silence, but the idiot machine continues like it didn`t hear her. A hand snakes out of the sheets, grabs it, and turns it off. Emma rolls over to Regina`s side, only to find it empty. Damn! How that woman manages to wake up every morning before the clock will always be beyond Emma's comprehension. She is morning person, unlike the blonde.

The young woman stretches her arms up and legs down. She takes a deep breath, awaking every part of her. The memories of last night`s love making marathon lingered in her mind and put a smile on her face.

Regina's skin glowed under the moonlight while Emma sat between her thighs working her magic and looking up to the woman making half breathed moans. It's still thrilling for the blonde to see her lover climaxing under her touch after five years together. They still make love like it's their first time. Every time they feel complete and happy. They know that they are safe in each other's arms. It never gets old or boring and it's always full of their feelings circling between them.

And the thoughts once again speed away to the last night's feelings. Emma remembers how Regina sat in her lap, their hands deep inside each other, while the two women stroked in rhythm, wanting simultaneous release.

The blonde's hand runs down her own body with the intent of getting a little release. In the space between her navel and clit she hit something. Something which was not supposed to be there.

"What the hell?" she asks herself out loud. Her hand moves around, exploring, noting the object is hard, tubular…

"Fuck!" she says as she looks down at it, fully realizing what it is. "Fuuuuuck! Shit! What the hell is this doing here?"

Her loud screaming attracts Regina's attention and she enters the bedroom from the bathroom a few seconds later, wearing mid-thigh length silk nightgown.

"Why are you yelling ab...?" she questions before she sees what the fuss is about.

Emma is sitting on the edge of the bed, looking down.

"What the fuck is that?" the young woman demands to know, pointing downwards and not believing her own eyes.

"That`s..." Regina swallows hard, unbelievably aroused by the view. She tries unsuccessfully to put her mayoral mask on. The sight is just too amazing. She licks her lips, staring at it. "Um... that is a very big and hard penis." She suppresses her laughter at the statement, biting the inside of her cheek, but the noise still manages to come out.

"I know what it is! I`ve seen one!"

"Then why are you asking me?"

"It's not supposed to be here! I'm a woman and I have...shit! Where is it?" She spreads her legs more. The blonde starts looking for her vagina and Regina lets the laughter take over.

"This is not funny, Regina! My vagina is gone!" the blonde herself realizes that what she is saying is absurd. She shakes her head and joins her wife in the laughter.

"I think it has something to do with me," Regina admits unwillingly, sitting on the edge of the bed next to Emma.

"Of course it was you! You're the one with magic! But why?"

"After our conversation last night…about adopting a child or having sperm implanted, I thought about what it would be like to have a child of our own. Without any sort of foreign meddling."

She pauses, still puzzled by her ability to turn her wife's sex from female to male. She decides to speak her thoughts, letting her wife be fully aware of the thoughts in her head.

"My magic needs to be controlled. It's not sufficient to simply wish for something. I have to guide it. I have to channel my energy and then the magic will happen."

It isn't very easy for the mayor to explain magic to her wife. So many complicated emotions and feelings must go into even the most simple of spells.

"Then channel whatever and undo it!"

"It's standing up for me," she utters not hearing what the blonde is saying. Regina is so thrilled at the view in front of her. She even doesn't think of how she can reverse it. She fancies it. She has to admit that to her wife.

"He's hard because I was replaying last night in my mind." And there goes the conversation for the fix, Emma thinks.

"He?! Did you name him already?" Regina asks with a playful tone and smirk. She situates herself between her wife's legs, only inches away from her cock. Her eyes are locked onto the green ones above her.

"Swan," Emma mumbles as she tries to suppress a gulp. But it doesn`t work. The sight of her dark-haired wife between her legs, looking at her with brown lustful eyes, is way too distracting.

"Hello, Swan," Regina murmurs. "You are very big, you know. Just like the ego of your owner."

Regina'stalking to my cock? Emma thinks. What the hell! Yet the sight is soo arousing and I think... Emma lost all thought as Regina`s lips enveloped her large cock. The feeling was different than what she was accustomed to. It was like Regina was sucking her clit, except the area was much larger.

"Let`s see how he feels when he's inside of me, shall we?"

The brunette stands up and starts undressing herself before the blonde who still can't believe any of this is happening. She straddles Emma's hips and leans forward to give her wife a passionate kiss.

There is something about the way she kisses me. I can`t tell what it is, Emma thinks while her hands slide over Regina`s back and down to her butt. The blonde grabs the other woman`s hips flipping them over with one practiced move. The member is pressing her wife`s pubic bone almost touching the clit. Emma starts thrusting with her hips slowly at first just to explore the sensation. Her hands are on the both sides of Regina`s head, supporting the blonde`s whole weight making her hip movements easier.

The blonde slides down between the mayor's thighs. A hand skims up her toned, right leg from her knee to her hips and back while her mouth kisses all the skin she can. Her hand moves up and cups one breast, squeezing it, pinching the hard peak. Emma parts her lips to blow gently onto wet sex. A moan escapes from red, delicious lips, bringing self-righteous smirk to the blonde. The latter places chaste kisses on moist folds earning a shiver from the woman above. Another smile appears over the blonde's mouth.

"Stop teasing!" commands the brunette above her.

"Yes, your majesty," Emma mumbles while her lips brush over swollen folds.

She licks Regina's clit a few times before making her way up her body. The blonde places wet kisses over smooth, olive skin till she reaches the red lips of her wife. She puts her palms on the both sides of dark hair, letting them support her.

I have to try to guide this thing to her entrance, Emma thinks in a panic. Fuck, this is a tough job! No wonder men fail sometimes.

Emma slides her cock into Regina. At first, she only enters Regina halfway, thrusting in slow movements. Emma remembers that when guys did that it drove her crazy. She keeps half-thrusting slowly with her eyes watching the movement.

"Mmm! How does it feel for you?" Regina asks curiously. She does like the feeling of being full.

Not hearing anything, Emma continues to push the cock inside. She's too lost in this new sensation.

"Emma!" The brunette bites the jaw of the woman above her, bringing Emma's full attention to herself, causing the movements to cease.

"Ouch!"

"Could you possibly concentrate on my question?"

"Which was?"

"How does it feel to be inside of me?" Regina asks with a voice full of lust.

"Um...it's warmer than your mouth." The activity is renewed with the same slow speed. "God, you're so tight and wet."

Emma increases the speed of the trusts sensing that Regina's orgasm approaches fast. The sensation of walls contracting around her is surprisingly good. She likes it. The blonde kisses her wife slowly and passionately in full contrast to her hard thrusts. Regina's body starts to spasm while her wife continues to thrust into her.

"Fuck!" The former Evil Queen comes undone underneath her Savior once more. The orgasm sweeps over her whole body, sending the feeling of being loved all over her. Watching her wife quaking from the aftershocks bring her closer to the edge.

"Oh, shit, Regina..."

"Give it to me."

"What?"

Instead of answering the brunette takes the cock out of her and slides down until she can take it in her mouth just before the juices start flowing. Emma is breathing heavy over her, making light movements to ease herself down from the high. The feeling of cumming like that is not good as the one caused by her wife's fingers or mouth. It's not as intense and it's pouring from the member, not from deep inside her. After a few seconds, the blonde collapses on the bed, panting. The brunette pulls herself up next to her wife.

The younger woman tries to collect herself as her wife licks her lips, leaning for a kiss.

"Don't! You just swallowed that! Yack!" Emma puts her hands on the other woman's shoulder stopping her movement.

"It tastes like you!" she stops just before the pink lips of her lover, seeking for permission to kiss her.

"Yeah?"

'Mhmm!" their lips meet and Emma can taste her cock cum on her wife's lips. Regina was right. It did taste like Emma.

"I'm so cool that even my cum is cool!" she prides herself.

Gazing at the sweat-covered body, the brunette smiles. "I love you," she lowers her head and murmurs against the blonde's ear.

"I love you, too. But how you will fix this? Because we need to get to work in..." she looks over to the clock on the night stand. "Half an hour."

"What is there to fix?"

"Um...the bulge between my legs. I can`t just walk around with him."

"I don't know how to fix him. I'll have to think of something. But right now, we have to get ready for work. We have to wake up Henry and send him to school." Regina gets up from the bed and walks over to the closet to choose her attire for the day.

Emma raises her torso on her elbows and shakes her head.

"You don't wanna undo this," she states.

The brunette continues getting ready as if she never hears her.

"Regina, I-" the blonde cuts her words short, getting out of the bed and making her way the closet. She grabs the other woman by the shoulders, turning her around and looking deadly serious. "What is it?"

"Nothing," escapes red lips, brown eyes avoiding greens orbs.

"When the Curse broke, I defended you. I let you be the mayor. On one condition. What was that?" The blonde cups her wife's face with her hands.

"I always have to tell you the truth." She looks at the Sheriff's eyes and knows she has to talk. The blonde raises eyebrow waiting. "You had Henry..." but it isn't easy for the former Evil Queen to express her inner desires that lasted ever since she first made love to Daniel. "I had always..."

Emma cuts her off by capturing their lips in passionate and tender kiss. Her hands move down to Regina's hips, pulling her closer.

"I'll stay with him for...five days. I`ll make love to you every possible moment. And hopefully we will have a child...together," the blonde says slowly, emphasizing her understanding for wife's desire. She rests her forehead on her wife's and brushes her thumb across the other woman's cheek. The blonde will give her what she needs once more.

Because that`s what she is: Regina's savior, caretaker, and true love.

The mayor can't seem to find her voice. She just stays in Emma's warm embrace where, for the first time in her life, she feels safe. She thinks that the blonde is too good for her. She is beyond what she's ever wanted.

"But you have to find a way to bring back my split dick," Emma smiles and adds.

"Split dick, really?" Regina unsuccessfully tries to find her mayoral voice. The emotions caused by her wife's promise are too strong to be hidden.

"Yeah!" Emma pulls out pink boxers, blue jeans, a green shirt, and a black bra and sits on the bed. She slips into the underwear, adjusting the member upwards, and picks up the jeans hoping she can put them on. She slides the pants over her legs and ass and stops. She tries to roll them on but the bulge interferes. Her fingers press the mass into her but it isn't working.

"Shit! I can`t even put my pants on with this thing."

Regina has already put her underwear and was reaching for the pants. Smirking she stands next to the woman in trouble.

"Let`s see." The brunette hitches the material up, causing the blonde to jump. Then she hooks the zipper with her finger and gently pulls it up but the member is, once again, in the way. "Well... you won`t be able to wear them for a while. Try one of my trousers. They're the same size as your jeans but more elastic." She enters the closet and, after a few seconds, emerges with a black suit, matching vest, and white shirt in her hands. "The zipper on this one is on the right hip. I'm sure you can buckle it."

"Thanks..." Emma doesn't love this idea at all but she has no other choice. She tugs with a puff. Against her expectation, the trousers fit her and she even zips them. Emma glances at the mirror and is surprised to see that the bulge is not visible. She smiles at her wife, gets the coat and heads out, stopping at the doorframe.

"Regina, I'll bring you a big lunch today so you can have leftovers. I would imagine that, after we take our lunch break together, you'll be feeling very, very hungry." Without waiting for an answer, Emma storms out of the bedroom and the house.

The other woman frowns for a second before realizing what she meant. A wicked smile spreads across her lips and her mouth begins to water. She can't wait for her lunch break.