Disclaimer: I do not own PJO or ThoO only having fun with it

Lexie: Okay this is totally irrelevant to well pretty much anything, it's based off a conversation Sean and I had yesterday, I couldn't stop thinking about it because it was pretty funny on my part but I decided to turn it into a pointless one-shot enjoy my stupidity.

You Spell it How!?

"Hey Sean, what are you doing?" Lexie had just walked into cabin six to see her brother hunched over his desk working on something.

"Oh hey Lex. I'm just doing some homework."

"Homework!? But its summer! Why the Hades do you have homework?"

"Well my school thinks that in order to make sure we don't forget everything over the summer we have to do summer work."

"And that is why I stay at camp year round. What kind of work are we talking about?"

"Just math. I luckily don't have to do the summer reading because of my dyslexia." He explained grinning about the last part.

"Math!? That's easy! Here let me check your work!" She snatched his paper up before he could protest.

"You know you forgot to put your name this." She said glancing up from the page.

"Oh thanks, don't want to forget that!" He snatched back the paper and scribbled his name on it before handing it back to her.

"That's better now—Wait. You spell your name S-e-a-n?

"Yeah why?"

"I thought your name was spelt S-h-a-w-n!"

"Well it can be spelt that way, but I don't." He explained

"What the Hades!? How does Sean equal Shawn!? There's no H in Sean!"

"It's Irish!"

"So what!? Sean looks like it should be pronounced like seen!"

"So what!?" he mocked, "That's how it's spelt!"

"The English language is retarded!" She shouted just as Annabeth walked into the cabin.

"Hey guys what's with all the shouting?" She asked

"Sean has a retarded name!" Lexie shouted and then walked out of the cabin leaving a very confused Annabeth behind.

"Um, what was that about?" Annabeth asked looking at Sean.

"Oh nothing, The English language just hates Lexie."

"Well it hates all of us because our dyslexia."

"Well I think it hates Lexie just a little bit more." He said laughing, "Oh dysLexie strikes again." He laughed before packing up his work and walking out of the cabin leaving Annabeth even more confused than before.

Lexie: Totally irrelevant I know. And short too but I could make this very long. But yes this was an actual conversation that Sean and I had yesterday, I thought his name was something else completely I thought it was pronounced like seen but apparently it's Shawn, I now have to relearn his name completely which I probably won't end up doing. But did you like the "dysLexie" joke? Yeah my section in marching band calls me that. Let me know what you think.