"For the last time, Deadpool, we have no method of getting a giant gorilla, an ice cream truck and Paris Hilton!" Josh snapped.

"Well, I don't have any other ideas and I wanna be included!" Deadpool defended himself.

"Okay, get this..." Ian began. "We get a giant dinosaur, a moving van and Justin Bieber..." Josh started slamming his head against the wall.

"I think we should just try something simple. Like, a business of some kind." Emile offered.

"Yes! That's good! Thank you, Emile!" Josh said. Then he looked at his watch. "Oh geez! Drake, we're gonna be late for school!"

"Pfft. Who cares?" Drake said, rolling his eyes and waving a hand dismissively.

"Uh, I do!" Josh said. "Now come on, we gotta get going!"

"Ugh... FINE." Drake said in annoyance. "Catch you guys later..."

"Have a good day." The Critic waved as Drake and Josh left.

"Maybe we should see if the pets have gotten any ideas." Anthony offered.

"Not a bad idea." The Nerd replied.

"Transition time!" Deadpool exclaimed. Then, after an image of Deadpool's head was superimposed over the screen and the camera zoomed right into it, the group was suddenly downstairs with the animals.

"H-How did you guys get down here?!" Russell asked.

"I-I have no idea!" Emile said.

"We just did a transition. Y'know, like in the old Adam West Batman show!" Deadpool said.

"You are a total weirdo!" The Critic exclaimed.

"Yeah, thanks! I know!" Deadpool replied.

Meanwhile...

"Well Drake... Here we are." Josh said.

"*Sigh...* Yep." Drake said.

"Well... Maybe this won't be so bad." Josh said. "Maybe we'll make some good friends."

"Yeah, maybe..." Drake muttered. And then they walked into the school, oblivious to the ominous looking limo that pulled up soon after...

Meanwhile, back at the ranch...

"Okay, so who has an idea of how to save the Pet Shop?" Russell asked.

"Okay, get this, we take a giant gorilla-" Deadpool began.

"WE CAN'T GET ANYTHING WE NEED FOR YOUR PLAN!" Ian, Anthony, Emile, The Critic and the Nerd all snapped.

"Okay, okay!" Deadpool said defensively.

"The only way is to hold a show with lots of great singers!" Zoe said. "Like me!" Then she began a song.

"Yeah, yeah, come and save the Littlest Pet Shop, yeah, yeah, the Littlest Pet Shop, Littlest Pet Shop..."

"I kinda like that idea!" Deadpool interrupted. "Listen to my singing voice." He then proceeded to unleash what sounded like a combination of a banshee wailing and nails on a chalkboard, causing everybody within a 5000000 mile radius to scream in agony and fall to their knees with their hands over their ears. Deadpool stopped and glared at the author. "Oh yeah, that's real mature, Gamer95! Now I expect my singing voice to be back to normal by next chapter."

"Okay, anyway, in my opinion, a comedy show is really the thing that's gonna pack em in!" Pepper exclaimed. "Why did the rubber chicked cross the road?"

"Why?" Ian asked.

"Because he wanted to STRETCH his legs!" Ian and Anthony laughed like idiots, and Emile groaned with joy at the joke. After Ian and Anthony finished laughing an hour later, Vinnie tried to speak.

"Okay, two words: Da-"

"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Ian and Anthony started laughing again.

"Two word-"

"BAHAHAHAHA!"

"...Two wo-"

"BAHAHAHA!"

"...Two-"

"BAHAHAHAHA!"

"...T-"

"BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Vinnie glared at Ian and Anthony and opened his mouth to speak.

"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Ian and Anthony were now ROFLing. Vinnie gritted his teeth in anger.

"TWOWORDSDANCEATHON!" Vinnie shouted quickly.

"That's three words." Emile pointed out.

"DON'T CARE!" Vinnie snapped.

"Whoa! Calm the f*ck down!" The Nerd said.

"You're right..." Vinnie said. Then he started dancing to show off his skills but tripped over his tail. "One word for you... OUCH!" Then Sunil appeared next to Russell.

"Maybe we can make Mrs. Twombly's problems...DISAPPEAR!" Then he attempted to throw down... whatever you call those things that explode into smoke...

"WHAT THE FU-" Deadpool began.

Mrs. Twombly was cleaning the counter, when she heard a deafening noise coming from the pets room. She went in to check.

"Is everything okay in here?!" She asked. She was greeted by the pets and humans all standing there wide eyed, completely black from being covered with soot. After they [and by they, I mean Russell, Mrs. Twombly, Emile, the Critic and the Nerd] cleaned up, they got back to planning.

"I have an idea!" Anthony said. "We could put on a comedic theater show! And me and Ian would be the stars!"

"Ugh!" Russell snapped. "Just once, can I get a suggestion that doesn't involve each of you taking the oppurtunity to show off?!"

"I have a suggestion..." Deadpool said ominously as an organ played.

"Really?" Russell said. "I suppose you want to show off as well?"

"No. It involves... Murder." Deadpool played more keys on his organ.

"TH-THAT'S YOUR OPTION?!" Russell said in disbelief.

"What? I'm a mercenary! It's what I do! We wipe out the competition, and BAM! The Pet Shop is saved!" Deadpool said.

"NO! IT'S NOT RIGHT!" Russell snapped.

"YOU'RE NO FUN!" Deadpool pouted. And nobody brought it up ever again. Why? Because Chuck Norris said so.

"Ugh... I wonder if Drake and Josh had an idea at school..." Russell said in exasperation.