Date: February 13 2012
Time: 11:03 AM
Mood: Bog off.

I apologise for my long absence. There was a situation with America spreading the idea that I was offering free tours of my country. As you can expect, there were a great many replies. Because of this, I was forced to spend a sickening amount of perfectly useful money on bullets.

Also, China went and planted Chinatowns all over my country without my permission. It's unforgivable! They attracted a terrifying amount of Chinese tourists. All my watch stores sold out in a single day. These people raid my stores like they would supermarkets and literally grab €30,000 watches off the shelves. Why are they all so damn rich?

Then again...I did earn quite a lot of money from them. Which means I can buy better cheese this week. Of course they all taste the same! It's just nice to have a change once in awhile.

I suppose I am obliged to answer the comments/messages/threats I received.

2p Saubure: Referencing what I've heard of 2p... people, are you sure you're not describing yourself?

Sai, Lupi, Al, Misa: Sai, it appears that you are the one who set off my land mines earlier. Which means you exploded all the money I spent to buy those traps.

Sai Blackriver: YOU WILL DIE.

Captain Awesomesauce: How exactly is my blog entertaining, may I ask? The first entry consists of an introduction of myself, that preposterous email from the pansy and a couple of thr-er, last thoughts. The second consists of my replies to the comments and some...last thoughts. I see nothing that can described as "entertaining." I should work on improving my, um, last thoughts. Perhaps they aren't intimidating enough...

However, thank you for the...compliment.

Yesterday Liechtenstein asked me how my blog was going. I told her it was practically useless because so far I hadn't gotten any good tips on saving money. But then she said a blog was only for socializing. So I said to her, if this "socialization" had worked, I would have received a lot of tips. Liechtenstein just sighed and shook her head.

Little sisters have strange logic.

Argh. My land mines just set off again. I think I can hear Italy screaming.

BOGOF for now.

Whitlinger: Because I didn't write anything for the previous post, I had to work on most of this by myself. Serves me right, I guess?