The Many Adventures of Jack and Bunnymund

I don't know WTF I'm doing with my life anymore ;_; so yeah this is my first time writing drabbles, so I best not hear your bitchin' (sorry, I've been listening to the Legend of Zelda Rap XD) Uhhhh, hope you like them O_O

(This is mostly going to feature BunnyFrost)

Haven't you ever wanted to be a Ball?

Bunnymund was over at North's workshop to help the jolly warrior with some inventory check. From what his keen hearing picked up, Jack Frost was on his way over from his winter rounds in Europe. The Pooka was a bit excited, he hasn't seen his boyfriend in weeks and was a bit frantic to see his face.

Just then the door to the inventory room opened and lo and behold, there stood Jack Frost, but with a pained expression on his face.

Concerned already, the Pooka made his way over to the winter spirit. What trouble had the teen got himself into this time?

"Jack? What's wrong?" He placed a furry paw on the immortal teen's shoulder gently, scanning him over with worried jade eyes.

Jack leaned into him with a content sigh, "I'll just give it to you straight, just before I came down here I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises and the pain is too much." He finished with a wince as he buried his face in the rabbit's soft slate coloured fur.

Bunnymund furrowed his eyebrows together and looked down at the teen in his arms, "What in the bloody hell, why would you do that?" He knew Jack has the tendency to do crazy things, but this ridiculous!

Jack looked up at his lover with a completely serious expression…

"Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?"

Carts? Really?

Jack and Bunnymund were, once again, at North's work shop. They were sitting in front of the grand fireplace, cuddling on the couch and enjoying a warm cup of hot chocolate.

Jack nuzzled his face in Bunnymund's soft fur, enjoying the feel of it against his pale face. This action made the Guardian chuckle gently before rubbing his nose in snow white hair.

Their sweet little moment was interrupted however, by North's big booming voice echoing throughout the work place, "JACK!"

Bunnymund arched a thick brow and peered down at his nervously smiling companion. Jack noticed his gaze and gave his fellow Guardian a cute 'I'm so innocent' expression.

Bunnymund was not buying it, "What'd you do this time?"

Jack looked away from Bunnymund's accusing stare "Uh…" before he can talk, North stormed in…

"JACK! Explain to me why there are Target shopping carts in my work shop!?" he boomed, hands on his wide hips, electric blue eyes narrowed at the snow spirit.

Bunnymund looked back at his mischievous counterpart with an exasperated expression "Shopping carts? Really?"

Go the FUCK to SLEEP!

Bunnymund and his companion of 3 months Jack were sleeping soundly in Bunnymund's Sanctuary, well, at least Bunnymund was. Poor guy was exhausted from making his Easter rounds (especially in North America)and the Pooka was now dreaming peacefully, finally glad to take a break to spend time with Jack.

Jack however couldn't sleep. There was something on his chest that he's been dying to ask his sleeping counterpart. He would fidget in the Pooka's arms, and turn every now and then, sometime he would shift his head up was to stare at the sleeping Bunnymund. He didn't want to wake him….but he REALLY needed to ask.

Jack lifted himself up onto his elbow, and nudged the Pooka gently, "Bunny, Bunny wake up!" he whispered.

The Pooka shifted and blinked open his sleep bleary eyes and looked at his winter companion. Yawning a bit, he finally spoke "What is it Frostbite?" Bunnymund's voice was thick was sleep.

"I have a very serious question to ask you…" Jack said, staring at his sleepy lover with a hard expression.

"What?"

Small pause….

"If you stop breathing, will you turn into a porcupine?"

Dead Silence…

"Jack…" Bunnymund finally spoke.

"Yeah?"

"Go to sleep."

"Okay."

You Need to Stop Going on the Internet

Bunnymund was in his Warren preparing the eggs for his Easter rounds in Europe. As he was observing the flowers that were painting the eggs, he heard footsteps coming his way.

"BUNNY! BUNNY!" came the young and energetic voice of Jack, the snow spirit was currently sprinting his way to his warrior lover.

With a soft chuckle, Bunnymund stood to his full height as he was met with an armful of Jack.

"What are ya so happy 'bout this time?" he asked with a chuckle. Jack craned his neck up to smile widely at his love.

"I was over at Jaime's today and we were surfing the Web and guess what I found out!" Jack said, pulling slightly away from Bunnymund's soft fur, slightly bouncing on his feet, the snow white grin on his lovely face growing wider.

Bunnymund arched an eyebrow, ears drooping a bit "What?" he hoped it wasn't pornography.

"The FBI has a kid's page! Guess who has a Junior Officer printout badge!" Jack announced gleefully, pulling out the black and white coloured badge from his hoodie pocket and showing it proudly to his boyfriend.

Bunnymund's only response was a facepalm. Jack really needs to stay away from the Internet.

That's all folks~!

Don't worry there will be more!