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Nightwing

(formerly Robin)

DOB 3/21/? Home base; Gotham/ Bludhaven.

Position Sought

Security. Private Investigations. Gymnastics Instructor. Circus performer. Sidekick.

Overview Of Qualifications

Highly trained in all aspects of crime-fighting and related sciences. Experienced working in both high and high wire pressure situations. Comfortable in dealing with all forms of the media, public relations and the fourth estate. Experienced in leadership positions. Works well both inside and outside of the box. Familiar with public speaking. Able to customize cars, boats, planes and helicopters. Capable of keeping secrets and providing security.

Outstanding Accomplishments

As Batman's first and original Robin starting at the age of ten, I am credited with numerous major arrests and solved crimes. I am a founding member and leader of the Teen Titans and have acted as leader for the Justice League of America. I am a former Sergeant with a large city Police Department and a fully licensed agent of Interpol. I am currently the only person in the world capable of turning a midair quadruple somersault. I've had my own fan club since I was ten years old consisting of over fifty thousand on-going members. My poster holds the record for worldwide sales (all profits go to charity).

Special Abilities

Trapeze work. Gymnastics. Acrobatics. I am rated among the top five overall athletes in the world. Forensics. Problem solving. Mechanical skill and car rebuilding and retooling. Fluent in seven languages. Theatrical make-up. Exceptional inter-personal skills.

Previous Employment

A Family Owned Circus (Trapeze Flying). Sidekick to Batman. Leader of the Teen Titans (later the Titans). Bartender. Police Officer (promoted to Sergeant). Fashion model. Museum Curator. Numerous undercover police assignments necessitating varied temporary employment.

Association Affiliations

Teen Titans. Titans. Justice League of America. Several East Coast Police Departments. Interpol. SAG. Equity. AFTRA.

Education

Home schooled through third grade. Private schools (fourth grade through high school). Attended two Universities. Internships with a member of Congress and a large Multi-national corporation both in the United States and overseas.

Availability

Immediately. Willing to relocate.

References

Batman. Superman. Gotham Police Commissioner James Gordon

Contact information upon request. Salary requirements commiserate with position attained.

To arrange an interview

Please leave message with Commissioner Gordon (555-123-9876), Justice League of America (555-321-6789) or The Outsiders (555-456-1239).

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