Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh or any of the characters that may appear in
this story. I do however own the idea and the cutey mental images! ^-^
A/N: Thanks to all who have read my other stories...SilentTears, Yugioh bloopers, and It's a Lie. As you know my stories tend to have male/male relationships, exspecially Ryou/Bakura and Yami/Seto. This story has a dash of yaio and a pinch of randomness and a subtle hint of a plot!? Muahahahaha! (Also Bakura will be refered to as Ryou and his Yami will be known as Bakura!)
Short Summary: Yugi and Ryou's yamis get into an arguement and Seto ends up getting splashed with a magical liquid! Que big, curious blue eyes, a thousand questions per minute, and a stuffed...Blue Eyes White Dragon Doll?????
Warning: Major cuteness, yaio, and some naughty words! Definately a must for Seto fans! Hint...I was on a sugar high so note this fic may become weird at times.
'...thought...' "...speach..." /Yami's thought-speach/ //Hikari's thought-speach//
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Yugi and Ryou stood side-by-side as they watched their yami's fighting over some bottle that had appeared out of nowhere. Both were sweatdropping as their darker sides tugged on the bottle in two different directions acting like three-year-old brothers. "I saw it first, Yami!!" Bakura tugged the bottle towards him. "In your dreams, Bakura. All we need is you turning this fic into chaos!" Yami pulled the opposite way. (Unknown to them was the author laughing at the irony of it all. This fic is chaos!! Muahahahaha!)
Ryou blinked and looked around him, "Hey Yugi, did you hear that ironically sinister laughter from nowhere?" Yugi shook his head and watched as his yami started yelling at Bakura in egyptain. "Hey! How dare you insult the size of my p....." (authoress appears in front of Bakura and says, "Don't say that! This fic is supposed to be rated pg-13!! She then disappears back to her computer to continue typing.) Bakura quickly recovered from the shock in time to tug the bottle out of Yami's hand and hold it above his head out of the dark pharoah's reach. "Hey!!! No fair! I'm not as tall as you remember!!!" Yami jumped up and down struggling to grab the bottle.
Ironically (and yes I'm obsessed with irony) Seto happened to pass by and notice this amusing sight. 'Well, well. This is a rare sight. The pharoah and the thief acting 5,010 years younger than they are.' So poor unsuspecting Seto waltzed up to stand beside the two hikari's watching their darks. Bakura noticed Seto's entrance and was distracted long enough for Yami to hit the bottle out of his hand. And as if by fate, the cork that sealed the bottle came loose as it flew above Seto's head and the pink, sparkly liquid spilled out and drenched Seto. (Muahahahahaha!!!! ^-^)
"Ooops..." Both yami's said as they all watched Seto begin to glow and then be covered in a white light. The next thing everyone knew, Kaiba was gone and a little boy with brown hair and big blue eyes stood in front of them sucking on his thumb. (How kawaii!! ^-^) They all just stood there for a second and stared at the little boy. Yami gathered the courage and knelt down to look the little boy face to face. "K...Kaiba?" The boy pulled his thumb out of his mouth and giggled, "My name's Seto. Tee hee." Yugi, Ryou, Yami, and Bakura all exchanged looks then Yami and Bakura frowned as their lights spun on their heels and bolted away from the scene.
Chibi Seto giggled with his little hand covering his mouth to muffle the (adorable) sound. Bakura knelt down next to Yami and looked at the mini Kaiba, "How old, are you exactly?" Seto held his hand up and counted his fingers, "Five-in-a-half." He smiled inoccently at the two yamis looking all the more like a little angel. Yami and Bakura stood up and looked at each other. "What are we going to do now Yami?" Yami glanced at Seto who was now watching a trail of ants on the ground. "Well, it seems that the liquid has turned Kaiba into a chibi version of himself. It should wear of...soon." Bakura glared at Yami, "How soon is soon?" "About a week, meanwhile he can stay with you since Mokuba's at summer camp. " Yami ruffled Seto's hair, extracting a few giggles, then turned to leave. "Hell no! Why am I stuck babysitting the brat!" Yami turned around and opened his mouth to say something but was interupted by an interesting comment from Seto, "Ummmmmmm.......You said the H word! I'm gonna tell your mommy." Bakura looked down and just stared at the wide-eyed boy.
What a sight it was, Seto was looking up at Bakura with wide, accusing eyes. He had one hand over his mouth and the other one pointing at the albino theif. It was a cute sight and Yami stiffled a giggle. (Seto fans all over the world melt at the image) Bakura looked over at Yami with a dumbfounded look, "He's your rival. Why do I have to look after him?" "Watch it, Bakura. He'll tell your mommy." Yami grabbed his sides as he burst into a fit of giggles. Bakura turned a deep shade of red and mumbled something that sounded close to he'd-have-to-go-pyramid-exploring.
After a few minutes Yami quit his giggling and whiped the tears out of his eyes, "To...answer...your question, Bakura. You're the one who threw the bottle so he's your responsability." "WHAT!!! I didn't throw the bottle, you hit it out of my hand! He's staying with you!!" The two yami's glared each other down. Seto just stood there smiling up at them. "Fine! I'll watch the little brat, but you owe me pharoah," Bakura turned to Seto with a scowl across his face, "Follow me, you little twerp and don't give me that look." Seto frowned and shook his head, "I wanna go with Yami!!" Before Yami could get a chance to refuse, Seto glomped him.
(Definition of glomped-When someone jumps on you and you fall over with them having a death grip on you or at least I think. @_@ )
For the next five minutes the yami's pried, pulled, strained, and even used a crowbar (curtisy of the authoress) to try and break Seto's death grip on Yami. Alas, they gave up when it became clear that the authoress would not allow anything to work and the crowbar was just something to amuse her. (I like the sight of Yami and Bakura showing off their muscles! ^-^) "Well, I guess this means he stays with you, Yami. I'll be going now. Me and my hikari, Ryou, need to discuss a few things." Yami raised an eyebrow at Bakura. Bakura mimicked him and smirked. A light blush crossed his face before he turned and left Yami alone to deal with Seto. Yami looked down at his capter, who smiled up at him as if he hadn't done anything. 'Seven days and counting down...'
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AnimeFan: Tee hee! My first warped story!
Bakura: I thought SilentTears was warped...
AnimeFan: Baka! (wacks Bakura on the head)
Bakura: x_x ow....
Ryou: oh...yami. (huggles Bakura)
AnimeFan: Aww!! ^o^ How Kawaii (Hugs Ryou and Bakura)
ChibiSeto: Please review...Miss AnimweFan is gonna have chapter 2 up soon.
Yami: Um...Seto could you get off me now?
ChibiSeto: Nopers! ^-^
AnimeFan: Eeeeeeeee! So cute. (pulls Yami and Seto into her other arm and huggles them all) ~^-^~
A/N: Thanks to all who have read my other stories...SilentTears, Yugioh bloopers, and It's a Lie. As you know my stories tend to have male/male relationships, exspecially Ryou/Bakura and Yami/Seto. This story has a dash of yaio and a pinch of randomness and a subtle hint of a plot!? Muahahahaha! (Also Bakura will be refered to as Ryou and his Yami will be known as Bakura!)
Short Summary: Yugi and Ryou's yamis get into an arguement and Seto ends up getting splashed with a magical liquid! Que big, curious blue eyes, a thousand questions per minute, and a stuffed...Blue Eyes White Dragon Doll?????
Warning: Major cuteness, yaio, and some naughty words! Definately a must for Seto fans! Hint...I was on a sugar high so note this fic may become weird at times.
'...thought...' "...speach..." /Yami's thought-speach/ //Hikari's thought-speach//
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yugi and Ryou stood side-by-side as they watched their yami's fighting over some bottle that had appeared out of nowhere. Both were sweatdropping as their darker sides tugged on the bottle in two different directions acting like three-year-old brothers. "I saw it first, Yami!!" Bakura tugged the bottle towards him. "In your dreams, Bakura. All we need is you turning this fic into chaos!" Yami pulled the opposite way. (Unknown to them was the author laughing at the irony of it all. This fic is chaos!! Muahahahaha!)
Ryou blinked and looked around him, "Hey Yugi, did you hear that ironically sinister laughter from nowhere?" Yugi shook his head and watched as his yami started yelling at Bakura in egyptain. "Hey! How dare you insult the size of my p....." (authoress appears in front of Bakura and says, "Don't say that! This fic is supposed to be rated pg-13!! She then disappears back to her computer to continue typing.) Bakura quickly recovered from the shock in time to tug the bottle out of Yami's hand and hold it above his head out of the dark pharoah's reach. "Hey!!! No fair! I'm not as tall as you remember!!!" Yami jumped up and down struggling to grab the bottle.
Ironically (and yes I'm obsessed with irony) Seto happened to pass by and notice this amusing sight. 'Well, well. This is a rare sight. The pharoah and the thief acting 5,010 years younger than they are.' So poor unsuspecting Seto waltzed up to stand beside the two hikari's watching their darks. Bakura noticed Seto's entrance and was distracted long enough for Yami to hit the bottle out of his hand. And as if by fate, the cork that sealed the bottle came loose as it flew above Seto's head and the pink, sparkly liquid spilled out and drenched Seto. (Muahahahahaha!!!! ^-^)
"Ooops..." Both yami's said as they all watched Seto begin to glow and then be covered in a white light. The next thing everyone knew, Kaiba was gone and a little boy with brown hair and big blue eyes stood in front of them sucking on his thumb. (How kawaii!! ^-^) They all just stood there for a second and stared at the little boy. Yami gathered the courage and knelt down to look the little boy face to face. "K...Kaiba?" The boy pulled his thumb out of his mouth and giggled, "My name's Seto. Tee hee." Yugi, Ryou, Yami, and Bakura all exchanged looks then Yami and Bakura frowned as their lights spun on their heels and bolted away from the scene.
Chibi Seto giggled with his little hand covering his mouth to muffle the (adorable) sound. Bakura knelt down next to Yami and looked at the mini Kaiba, "How old, are you exactly?" Seto held his hand up and counted his fingers, "Five-in-a-half." He smiled inoccently at the two yamis looking all the more like a little angel. Yami and Bakura stood up and looked at each other. "What are we going to do now Yami?" Yami glanced at Seto who was now watching a trail of ants on the ground. "Well, it seems that the liquid has turned Kaiba into a chibi version of himself. It should wear of...soon." Bakura glared at Yami, "How soon is soon?" "About a week, meanwhile he can stay with you since Mokuba's at summer camp. " Yami ruffled Seto's hair, extracting a few giggles, then turned to leave. "Hell no! Why am I stuck babysitting the brat!" Yami turned around and opened his mouth to say something but was interupted by an interesting comment from Seto, "Ummmmmmm.......You said the H word! I'm gonna tell your mommy." Bakura looked down and just stared at the wide-eyed boy.
What a sight it was, Seto was looking up at Bakura with wide, accusing eyes. He had one hand over his mouth and the other one pointing at the albino theif. It was a cute sight and Yami stiffled a giggle. (Seto fans all over the world melt at the image) Bakura looked over at Yami with a dumbfounded look, "He's your rival. Why do I have to look after him?" "Watch it, Bakura. He'll tell your mommy." Yami grabbed his sides as he burst into a fit of giggles. Bakura turned a deep shade of red and mumbled something that sounded close to he'd-have-to-go-pyramid-exploring.
After a few minutes Yami quit his giggling and whiped the tears out of his eyes, "To...answer...your question, Bakura. You're the one who threw the bottle so he's your responsability." "WHAT!!! I didn't throw the bottle, you hit it out of my hand! He's staying with you!!" The two yami's glared each other down. Seto just stood there smiling up at them. "Fine! I'll watch the little brat, but you owe me pharoah," Bakura turned to Seto with a scowl across his face, "Follow me, you little twerp and don't give me that look." Seto frowned and shook his head, "I wanna go with Yami!!" Before Yami could get a chance to refuse, Seto glomped him.
(Definition of glomped-When someone jumps on you and you fall over with them having a death grip on you or at least I think. @_@ )
For the next five minutes the yami's pried, pulled, strained, and even used a crowbar (curtisy of the authoress) to try and break Seto's death grip on Yami. Alas, they gave up when it became clear that the authoress would not allow anything to work and the crowbar was just something to amuse her. (I like the sight of Yami and Bakura showing off their muscles! ^-^) "Well, I guess this means he stays with you, Yami. I'll be going now. Me and my hikari, Ryou, need to discuss a few things." Yami raised an eyebrow at Bakura. Bakura mimicked him and smirked. A light blush crossed his face before he turned and left Yami alone to deal with Seto. Yami looked down at his capter, who smiled up at him as if he hadn't done anything. 'Seven days and counting down...'
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AnimeFan: Tee hee! My first warped story!
Bakura: I thought SilentTears was warped...
AnimeFan: Baka! (wacks Bakura on the head)
Bakura: x_x ow....
Ryou: oh...yami. (huggles Bakura)
AnimeFan: Aww!! ^o^ How Kawaii (Hugs Ryou and Bakura)
ChibiSeto: Please review...Miss AnimweFan is gonna have chapter 2 up soon.
Yami: Um...Seto could you get off me now?
ChibiSeto: Nopers! ^-^
AnimeFan: Eeeeeeeee! So cute. (pulls Yami and Seto into her other arm and huggles them all) ~^-^~