The next scene showed a train roaring through what appears to be by the mountains and forest within Gravity Falls. Within the train itself were Sheriff Blubs and Deputy Durland becoming acquainted within their new cabin in the train. "Woo hoo! We got folding beds!" The Deputy exclaimed happily as he swung down a bed that was folded against the wall. While Blubs opened his suit case and took out a book with the image of a cartoon ghost on the cover, "Good thing I bought my book of spooky ghost stories!" He said when Durland reached above the bunk of the bed and took several strands of rope that were in different colors, "I bought rope for friendship bracelets!" he replied happily as the two officers giggled with excitement like two girls.

Meanwhile in another part of the train, where almost all of the top secret files and items that the kids found were confiscated by the Sheriff and Deputy to be shipped off to the government, there was a particularly large wooden box with the words "top secret" branded against it along with the insignia of the American government that also housed not items, but people. Those people were in fact the Pine twins and the Eds along with the body of Quentin Trembley still encased in a block of frozen Peanut Brittle. "Help! Let us out! Somebody help us!" The kids were shouting as they knocked against the box.

"Outta the way twerps!" Eddy yelled as he reared back and lunged forward, shoulder ramming the box but to no avail as he fell back with a grunt. "Ow. Ed! Do something! Break it down!" He commanded but Ed shook his head, "No can do, Eddy! I have bad luck with wood." He replied, much to Eddy's shock, "Whaddya mean you can't?! And what's bad luck with wood got to do with anything?!" He exclaimed, when Ed simply held up his hands showing small scratches on his palms, "Wood gives me splinters." He said with his usual dumb smile. Eddy said nothing until he knocked down Ed with an overhead fist.

"Did I win a prize?" Ed questioned stupidly, only for Eddy to shove him with a kick as his face collides against the side of the large box, "Eddy please." Double D tried to stop him only for Eddy to silence him, "Don't 'Eddy please" me, sock head! I don't see you coming up with bright ideas! Oh speaking of bright ideas..." he began until he grabbed Dipper by the shirt, lifting him up, and bringing him to his face, "...was getting captured by Huckleberry Hound and the stick version of Spongebob part of your plan too, pipsqueak?!" He questioned Dipper angrily as the Pine tried to calm him down, "D-Don't look at me like it's my fault, Eddy! I didn't know this would happen!" He reasoned but Eddy would have none of it, "Yeah right. You're the smart guy you predict things and stuff so you probably knew that they'd get us and ship us off to Area 51 or something!"

Ed popped up at the mention of that with a gasp, "Whoa! Area 51!? WE'RE GONNA SEE ALIENS! GUYS I WANNA TOUCH THE ALIENS AND BE THEIR EMPEROR AND ALSO RULE OVER THEIR PLANET OF MAYO AND CHEESE!" He declared with excitement. "Shut up, Ed!" Eddy told him. Mabel sighed as she leaned against the box, "I can't believe I left a trail of candy wrappers. This is all my fault." She said with a sad tone as she sat back down, "Pacifica had me pegged all along. I'm just a silly failure like that embarrassing president what's-his-name." Double D moved to her, "Oh come now, Mabel. You can't simply allow Pacifica's words to get the best of you. And while it is true that President Trembley- " Ed then interrupted him, "Actually it's what's-his-name, Double D." He 'corrected' but Double D continued rolling his eyes, "While it's true that he may have been...not exactly the sharpest tool on the block...you're nothing like him. You're just special in your own way. And I don't mean in the absentminded fashion, I meant in your own unique fashion if you catch my meaning." He assured her.

Dipper nodded in agreement, "Yeah Mabel. You're silly sure, but it's part of who you are. And none of us have a problem with it. If we did we would've told you a long time ago." That seemed to lift Mabel's spirit a little but she frowned once again, "Thanks guys, but...it's just cause you guys are my friends so of course you don't have a problem with it. It's everyone else! And it sucks..." She sulked. Ed said nothing, he simply took out a chunk of the Peanut Brittle mindlessly and consumed it. Double D took notice of this, "Edward! Spit that out! You don't know where it's been!" He told him in a parental fashion, "Oh it's been in this box, Double D." He said with his mouth full. However, before anyone else could respond, the Peanut Brittle which held Trembley began to crack swiftly due to Ed taking a chunk out of it.

Ed yelped in fear as he went behind Eddy and the others whom backed away. The Peanut Brittle shattered completely and freeing the eight and a half president. The kids let out a yell of shock, "IT'S FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER!" Ed shouted when Eddy replied, "Wrong movie, monobrow!" He told him. "It is I! Quentin Trembley!" The former president declared as he tore of his pants showing nothing but his drawers, with a proud expression. Eddy held his hands up, "Whoa whoa! Easy there, Dracula." Double D's eyes were wide, "You're...you're alive? But..but how?! That's impossible!" He exclaimed in shock, "Peanut Brittle really does have life sustaining properties..." she said with shock and wide eyes as well. "You're not silly Mr. What's-His-Name! You're smarticle!" Ed praised with a wide goofy grin. Trembley nodded, "And so is this young lady there." He pointed at Mabel. "For following my clues!" He revealed, "He's right! Making maps into paper hats and hanging upside down? Your silliness solved a code that serious cops couldn't crack in a hundred years!" Dipper said complimenting his sister.

Double D, "By Jove he's right. Mabel...you're brilliant! Well done, young lady!" He praised as Ed joined in, "Mabel is NUMBER ONE!" This caused her to blush rubbing her arm, "Oh stop it you guuuys." Eddy's eyebrow raised up, "Wait, those cops were serious?" He asked not really following. "By Jefferson! We seemed to be trapped in some sort of...crate-shaped box!" He said, as Ed came up to him, "It's not just a crate-shaped box, and a Half! It's a crate-shaped box that has splinters!" He told him causing the president to gasp, "Splinters you say, lad?!" Ed nodded, "Uh huh. Look!" He put his hands on the president's face, "Sweet Rushmore! What sort heartless fiend could create such an monstrosity?!" He yelled out, "It could be those giant man-eating spiders, sir!" Ed replied. "You may be right, ol' boy! I always knew those spiders had such a heinous mind to create a contraption like this!"

The others were dumbfounded as to what they were seeing. "Are you seeing what I'm seeing?" Eddy asked as though he's been put into another dimension. Mabel nodded, "Yeah. WE NEED TO BUILD GIANT MAN-EATING SPIDER REPELLENT!" She declared causing Double D and Dipper to shake their heads. "Well, it's a good thing I have the president's key! Which can open any lock in America! Including one built by those pesky spiders!" He proclaimed as he held up a golden key before walking over to the crate's wall. "Um...excuse me, Mr. President?" Double D began but Trembley would not listen as he shoved the key forward but it would not go through the wood, obvious since there was no keyhole to begin with. He tried again multiple times but all in vain and frustration was building in him.

"I hate to interrupt you, sir. But I don't think that's going to work." Double D said. Eddy facepalmed and wiped down slowly in aggravation, "This is gonna be a LONG day." Trembley turned with his arms behind his back, "Those spiders are more ingenious than I thought. In order to get out of here this is going to take the silliest plan ever conceived." Eddy crossed his arms, "Pfft wow, for a guy that can open boxes with an old key I'm surprised he can even say that word." He mocked to which Double D shushed him. Dipper smiled at that, "I think I know who can help you." He then looked over to Mabel and Ed as Eddy's face dropped, "We're doomed."

"Hmm." Both Ed and Mabel began to think. "Oh! Hey, Ed! What about that hole!" She said pointing to the small hole within the box. "Ooh! Ooh! And we can jump through it! It works in the cartoons!" He said, to which Trembley nodded, "Of course! Excellent work, lads! Tally ho!" The three jumped forward towards the hole but, unsurprisingly, were unable to fit through. They grunted and strained as Mabel wiggled her finger through the hole, "Almost...there!" Double D, Dipper, and Eddy approached, "I'm beginning to see a phenomenally frightening connection here." Double D muttered, "I swear if the president himself was about as boneheaded as these two, I'd hate to see who the general of the armed forces was..." Eddy quipped.

"Trust the silliness!" Mabel declared, Ed himself then tried in his own way, "Lemme try! SILLINESS! I COMMAND THEE TO OPEN THY BOX!" He shouted before slamming his face where the hole was and sticking his tongue through the hole as it waved around, "Way to go, Ed!" Mabel praised as he continued to wave his tongue around trying to find anything to open the box. Just then, a woodpecker flew over, seeing the tongue and mistaking it for a worm. As it landed, it pecked and pinched Ed's tongue causing him to yell in pain and pull back, stretching his tongue in the process as well. Eddy laughed hard at this. Ed continued to pull back while the woodpecker attempted to pull the tongue in the opposite direction. Just then Ed was sling shot forward, and crashed through the box head first, completely destroying it and freeing themselves in the process.

"Ow..." Ed muttered with his face on the floor and his tongue laying around him. "Nice job there, Kermit! Ahahahaha!" Eddy mocked his friend laughing. "Well we didn't fit through the hole. Let's rebuild this crate and try again!" He said. But Dipper picked up the documents, "We gotta get outta here!" They ran as Double D helped up before joining them, "Also good!"The kids and the former president walked through train car to train car but stopped once they stumbled across Durland pouring ice cubes in his cup. When he noticed them, he dropped his cup and called his partner, "BLUUUBS!" The Sheriff came in noticing them as well. Eddy simply said, "Run." Dipper shut the door and they bolted the other way. "Trouble! Run! Big!" Ed exclaimed as they run. But they made it to the last train car with no way out. Double D pointed up, "The exit hatch!" Trembley went first and attempted to open the hatch with his key, but Eddy snatched it angrily, "GIMME THAT!" He then took the president and threw him out on the roof landing in his behind while the rest followed.

However, Sheriff Blubs and Deputy Durland were in pursuit. The Eds, Pines, and the former president ran across the train cars, with Double D having a difficult time balancing himself before Ed picked him by his beanie and dragged him along while running. They soon stopped and turned to see that the Sheriff and Deputy had them cornered. "There is...no..." Blubs was panting hard and out of breath as he laid down on one knee. "Just lemme...whew...I need a breather..." Durland went over to his partner, "Are you okay? Can I get you anything?" He asked him kindly. Blubs looked at him with a smile, "Edwin Durland...you are a diamond in the rough." Dipper then said, "Sheriff Blubs! Do you really wanna lock us all up in a government facility!?" He asked when Eddy then said, "Yeah! I mean if you wanna lock someone up take Ed! He's about as alien as those peanut shaped martians on his comic books!"

"Eddy!" Double D scolded. "I've got no choice! Our orders come from the very top!" He answered. Double D's eyes narrowed when he gasped, "Wait! President Quentin! Did you ever sign an official resignation?" He asked him to which Trembley replied, "No sir! I ate a salamander and jumped out the window!" Ed chuckled in a goofy manner, "Salamanders taste like cherry." Double D's eyebrow raised, "Not quite the answer I was expecting but it will do." Dipper's face shifted to a happy realization, "Then technically...you're still the president of the United States! Right?" Eddy laughed triumphantly, "Haha! You hear that, love birds? You gotta answer to this guy! I can't believe I just said that..."

Trembley then began to speak in a speech-like manner, "As president of the several United States I hereby order you to pretend none of this ever happened! And go on a delightful vacation!" His head was then slammed from behind by one of the stop stains on the railroad. "OW! Mmyeees!" He said half-consciously, "Vacation? What place you always wanted to visit?" Blubs asked Durland in an excited manner, "One...two..." They both said ecstatically, " Silly Water Fun Slides in Grand Lakes, Michigan!" They both laugh happily at this. Later, it cuts to the two, now in Hawaiian shirts, waving off to the kids and the president with the train moving once more. Trembley knelt down to Mabel putting a hand on her shoulder, "You've done a great service to your country, Mabel. As thanks, I'd like to make you an official U.S. congressman!" He unfolds a black top-hat and hands it to her. Mabel wore it in a proud manner, "I'm legalizing everything!" She declared.

He then looked up to Ed, "And Edward! Not many know of the horrors that lurk about in this world like those giant man-eating spiders! I could use someone to be my replacement. And so, I'm making you my official U.S. Vice President!" He puts a monocle on Ed's left eye, "I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD! HAVE AT THEE MAN-EATING SPIDERS OF THE 34TH NEBULA!" He shouted as he mimicked laser gun sounds with his mouth. "Welp, I know where I'm goin' when Ed becomes president. I wonder if those NASA brainiacs can get me to Mars?" Eddy questioned, not really liking the idea of Ed being the next President of the United States. He finally looked over to Dipper, "And Rodrick..." He said mistaking the young boy's name.

And before Dipper could correct him he continued on, "You dear boy are on your way to unlocking the mysteries of this great land. So I'd like you to have my President's Key!" He gave him his key as Dipper smiled, "Hey! What about me? Is there any like...treasure or something you wanna give me?!" Eddy asked with excitement. "Ah of course my dear boy." He gave him his shoe buckle. Eddy frowned deeply, "Gee. Thanks." With a sarcastic tone. Later that day, the twins, Eds and Trembley returned to Gravity Falls as Trembley was telling them one of his tales, "And then he chased me around and spanked me with a paddle for, like, three hours. Bottom line, George Washington was a jerk." He finished with dislike in his tone at the mention of Washington's name.

Mabel nodded, "A-greed." Eddy raised his eyebrows, "Sheesh. I can't believe I'm saying this but I'm starting not to like the guy either. And that's saying something." He said referring to Washington's face on a dollar bill. "Surprisingly, I must concur." Double D joined in along with Ed, "Ab-salute-tay." They approached Pacifica and her friends watching girls run around a small maypole. One of them trips but saves herself so that she does not fall to the ground. Unfortunately, Pacifica noticed it and commanded her two friends to kick her off the team.

When they approach her, Mabel runs over to the Northwest girl, "Hey, Pacifica! I uncovered a government conspiracy about the eighth-and-a-half president of the United States! Who's silly now?" She asked her, crossing her arms with a proud look on her face. Eddy's eyes raised, "Okay, from the way you sounded it squirt, I'm gonna need some drinks." Pacifica was shocked a little but quickly turned her attention to Trembley himself, "What? Who is that idiot?" She pointed at Trembley chasing after a bald eagle with his fists up, "Put up your dukes, you bald fiend!" He challenged. Ed answered, "He's the eight and uh...and um...eight and a quarter...eleven...um..." Ed was trailing off until Double D finished, "Eighth and a half, Ed." Ed looked at Double D, "I'm half of eight? Whoa." Mabel nodded, "Yep! The eight and a half president of America. Now I know what you're thinking. How is he still alive? Well, it turns out you can hibernate in peanut brittle and it- "

But she stopped at Pacifica bursting into laughter, "Wow! You really are a sad, dumb little girl. Nice top hat, by the way." she mocked her. Her parents laughed in a mocking fashion as well, "Good one, daughter." Her father said. Eddy growled, "Kardashian knock-offs." He muttered an insult. "Ooh! I see your car's stuck in the mud. Enjoy walking home." She then turns and walks over to her sedan. "Alright ya blonde brat how 'bout I-!" Eddy began until he was stopped by Mabel. "Just leave it, Eddy." She said much to his and Dipper's shock. "Mabel, what the heck're you doing?" He said when Dipper joined, "Yeah aren't you gonna tell her about her ate-gray ampa-gray?" He said the last few lines in a low tone. Ed gasped thinking it to be an insult, "Dipper! You kiss your mommy with that mouth?"

Mabel shook her head, "You know what guys? I've been thinking about what you said. And you're right. I'm silly in my own way. Which means I'm special in my own way. I've got nothing to prove. I've learned that being silly is awesome!" She declared as she put her sweater back on. Double D nodded his head approvingly, "Very much indeed so, Mabel." Ed picked Mabel up and put her on his shoulder, "All hail, Mabel! Queen of the Sillies!" He praised as she laughed, "WOO! GO US SILLY WILLIES!" Eddy said nothing but shrugged, "I wonder if the still got more of those tomatoes. I'm bored and I wanna torture the old man." He said grinning fiendishly. Dipper looked over to the sedan driving away. "Well, I haven't learned anything!" He exclaimed before whistling. "Hey, Pacifica!" Calling out to her.

The car stopped as Dipper ran over to the window showing her the documents. "Nathaniel Northwest didn't found Gravity Falls, and your whole family's a sham. Deal with it!" He revealed to her, giving her the papers. The car continues to drive when Pacifica looked out the back window with a shocked expression, "What?! Mooooom!" She shouted. Eddy laughed at this, "Nice job there, squirt." He complimented, "Man. Revenge is underrated. That felt awesome!" He high fives Eddy as Double D rolled his eyes. Trembley called Ed to the side, "Excuse me, lad." The tall Ed walked over to him, "Yes Mister eight and three quarters?" Trembley took out something from his coat pocket, revealing it to be a wallet. Or rather Ed's wallet. "I believe you dropped this." He said giving it back to him. "Whoa! Thanks! I didn't know I had one! Heh heh, I look like a million bucks." He said admiring his picture on his ID card.

"Say, I couldn't help but notice that your last name is Trembley." The president said, revealing Ed to be the hidden descendant of Quentin Trembley and ultimately, the owner of Gravity Falls or rather his family. Of course Ed was completely unaware of this. "Yep! It's a pretty cool name isn't it?" He asked him as Trembley smiled and nodded, "Indeed so, m'boy. Make me proud in defending these lands from the spiders!" He told him causing Ed to salute with his finger in his nose. "You can't count on me!" They later joined the others, "Children, I am needed elsewhere. Just know that I'll always be right here..." He said pointing to Dipper's heart when in fact he was holding a twelve dollar bill."...on the negative twelve dollar bill." Eddy and Double D shared bewildered expressions. "Wow thanks. It's...really worthless." Dipper said but thanking him anyway. "Ah but it's LESS than worthless, my boy. Trembley away!" He back flips landing on his horse as he rides off backwards.

Mabel asked, "Where do you think he's going?" Ed stepped forward, "To the land beyond..." He said with a dramatic tone. "Or off a cliff." Eddy said the more plausible answer. Later on they were with Grunkle Stan, "And then Soos came by and talked to me for a whole hour!" He complained. "Aw you poor poor thing. You've been through so much." Eddy said with a sarcastic sad tone. "You want a tomato to make you feel better?" He grinned but Double D stopped him. Dipper freed him using the key and much to his surprise it works, "So, what's with the top hat and monocle you two?" Grunkle Stan asked Ed and Mabel. "I'm a congressman!" She answered proudly along with Ed, "And I'm a Vice President!"

"Pardon me?" Grunkle Stan said confusingly, "You're officially pardoned." Mabel replied as she laughed along with Dipper, Ed, and Double D. "And I hereby declare war on the invading Spiders of the 34th Nebula!" Ed proclaimed as Grunkle Stan stared at them. "Boy, you two are never gonna make sense are you?" He asked them to which they replied, "Nope." In a simple manner. Mabel climbed upon Ed's shoulders. "Alright my trusty Vice President! AWAY TO THE GOVERNMENT CAVE!" She commanded ,
Alley-oop!" Ed said as he jumped back along with her only for them to crash into some metal trash cans with grunts. "We're okay." They both said.

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