My first attempt on a BelXFem!Viper...seriously, I originally am more of a FonXFem!Viper shipper but due to some influencial friend of mine (you know who you are...I still can't believe it? how did you influence me again? xD) I am now officially more of a BelXFem!Viper shipper though I still fangirl over Fon and Mammon/ Viper.

Anyways, Important note below~ be sure to read^^

I don't own KHR!


Varia Base, Namimori, Japan…

Squalo entered the Varia kitchen, supposedly to get something to eat as he got exhausted, running away from Lussuria who suddenly wanted to braid his hair out of boredom. Thankfully, The Vongola Decimo's female mist guardian came to visit and Chrome became Lussuria's human sized doll at the moment. Squalo was about to reach for the fridge when he heard a familiar laugh.

"Ushihshishi…"

"VOOOIIIII! BEL WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE WHEN YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE ON A MISSION WITH MAMMON?"

"Ushishi, Who? I don't know anyone having such peasant like name." Belphegor let out a creepy laugh before taking a shot glass and pouring some of Xanxus's freshly produced-from-the-Varia-winery-grape-wine. He then passed the glass towards Squalo then raised the wine glass bottle and drinking, Emptying the contents within a few seconds. He then proceeded to open a new bottle of alcohol, this time, Tequila. "Drink –hic- with me,-hic- Captain. It's rare for a –hic- prince to –hic- have peasants like –hic- you –hic- to have –hic- such –hiiic- opportunity –hic- -hic- to drink alcohol –hic- with a pri-hic-nce…"

Squalo stared at the Varia storm guardian for a few moments before twitching. "VOOOIII WHAT KIND OF CHILDISH FIGHT DID YOU AND MAMMON HAD THIS TIME?"

He really can't get used to it and just relax just like Xanxus when the two starts having some stupid arguments over just anything. They even once argued if what kind of hairstyle would fit Squalo better, they only stopped when Fran made an illusion of Squalo having a totally different hairstyle from what the two fought with. Squalo wasn't happy that day.

"Ushishishi, captain it's not a childish fight –hic-"

"VOOOIIIII THEN WHAT'S IT ABOUT?"

"We –hic- were supposed –hic- to watch a –hic- movie, some gore movie where lots of peasants get's killed -hic- but she ruined everything!" Belphegor stated soberly as he reached for Squalo's glass, probably to refill it with more alcohol. "It was her fault that I won't be able to watch that movie fit for my royalty! She should have just let me have it"

"VOOOIIII! HOW DID IT BECAME THE MIST'S FAULT! EXPLAIN!"

The Prince laughed creepily in a very sober way that only he can do. Then he reached for Squalo's glass, probably to refill it with more alcohol. However, due to being too drunk, the glass slipped out of his grasp, causing the alcohol bottle to shatter into pieces, contents and all. "OOoops, Ushishishi~ -hic- I dropped -hic- the bottl -hic-"

"VOOOIIII ENOUGH ALCOHOL! YOUR DRUNK BEL!"

"A prince does not get drunk! -hic-" Belphegor swayed as he tried to pick another bottle of alcohol.

"VOOOIIIII! GO TO YOUR ROOM! OR DO YOU WANT ME TO DRAG YOU THERE MYSELF?!"

"Ushishishi -hic- your annoying -hic- " Irritated, Squalo chugged the contents of his wine glass then stood up closer to Bel. He then knocked the younger Varia unconscious before dragging the blond to his room.

"Squalo~"

"VOOOOOIIIII WHAT HAPPENED HERE? WHY IS BEL GETTING ALL DRUNK? WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN HIM AND MAMMON?"

"Must be some lover's quarrel~ you know them, fighting over everything. Don't worry it'll be over soon, just like most days that they have fights~" Lussuria cooed "Anyways, what would you want to eat? I don't like you starving my dear Squalo~"

"VOOOIIIII! ANYTHING IS FINE! AND DON'T ADD DEAR TO MY NAME!"

"Okay~ my beloved Squalo~"

"VOOOOIIII! DON'T ADD THAT EITHER! DO YOU WANT ME TO ADD YOU WITH YOUR CADAVERS COLLECTION!"

"Fine~" Lussuria pouted.

"VOOOIIII! DON'T USE THAT FACE IT'S DISGUSTING!"

...iOiOiOiOiOiO...

Arcobaleno Mansion, Namimori, Japan

"I thought she would be spending her entire week with the Varia? Why is she here now? kora!" Colonnello can't help but ask as Luce tried knocking for the nth time on Mammon's door.

"Something must have happened. The Varia or a certain someone must have pissed her off, I'm thinking a blond prince with a fetish for tiaras" Reborn stated as he changed his trusted chameleon into a gun. "Just give me the go signal and I'll shoot"

"No shooting Reborn!" Luce scolded as she knocked again.

"How about..." Skull reached into his pocket and pulled a crumpled hundred dollar note. "Mammon! open your door and I'll give you a hundred dollars."

The door instantly opened then a pair of hands instantly grabbed the offered money. Though before any of them can utter a single word, the door was closed shut once again.

"My money!" Skull sulked at the lost of his fortune.

"Sucks to be you" Lal Mirch spoke. 'So what are we going to do now?"

"We can't just leave her like that." Fon stared at Mammon's door with concern evident in his eyes.

"Of course we won't Fon dearest." Luce smiled. "We are to help Mammon-chan~ and that includes you two Reborn and Verde!" Luce released a dark aura towards the two who are both trying to retreat.

"Fine." Verde fixed his glasses. Reborn just remained silent, but as they say, Silence means yes.

"Now, who has an idea as to what had happened?" Luce asked.

"All I know is that she was supposed to watch a movie with Belphegor." Lal Mirch shrugged.

"Where?"

"Namimori Central Mall"

"Anything else?" Luce asked as she produced a notebook and a pen out of nowhere.

Silence...

"So no one knows anything else?" Luce pouted. "Then we must seek for help! and save a love story! Let us all play cupids" Luce's eyes twinkled with determination. "Investigate!"

The others, minus Fon sighed with defeat. Then they proceeded to do what their Sky had asked.


Yosh~ First Chapter done^^

Till my next update~

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