My first SW: TCW fanfic evuh! Don't hate if I get some info wrong, I don't get technical with Star Wars. Sorry if you think I was going to update TMotLoZC (The Misadventures of the Legend of Zelda Crew) I just can't find the place where *Spoiler alert*Link first meets Sheik *End Spoiler Alert*'cuz there is this chapter I really want to post. And then I come and post an entirely different story. But, if you didn't know, I have a community and two forums up, if you want to check it out *hint hint*…unless I'm doing something wrong it, so no one's visiting… Anyway, to the story! Onward nyan cat! * rides away on flying cat*I hope ya like!

They were in the barracks, bored as usual…

"There is absolutely no way you'll get one!"

The troopers had gotten into another disagreement…

"Just face it, Fives! The civvie girls like me more than you!"

Just another normal conversation…

"Hate to break it to ya Jek, but no one likes you," Fives stated matter—of—factly. Jek, the clone who had spoken first, pouted and rolled his eyes. The topic of that day's fight was about girls, as usual. Jek had made a bet with Fives that he would be able to get a kiss from one of the girls from the planet they were hovering over, which was Naboo, the most peaceful planet the troopers had ever seen. "Yeah, Fives has a point Jek. I think I would be more likely to get one-"

"Before we get into a fight about this –" Fives began.

"We already have –" Fox interrupted.

"I heard the girls are having a beach party on one of the beaches on Naboo tomorrow," Fives continued. The clones in the room looked around, not understanding his point. "We were told we would get to work an undercover mission at said party," Fives hinted.

They still didn't get it.

"We get to work around a whole bunch of girls in bikinis." Well, at least one clone got it, even though he was kind of a perv. "Really? You're not joking, are you?" Bly asked excitedly. Maybe, too excitedly…

"No, I'm not joking. This is a real mission we have tomorrow. Now we can really make our bets –"

Clone Captain Rex and Commander Cody entered the barracks, immediately cutting off everyone's conversation. Rex eyed the men suspiciously. "What's going on in here?" he asked after the men had stood at attention. The men nervously glanced around. They knew that the captain and the commander didn't like it when they made bets, it was something strictly forbidden. Fives shuddered as he remembered why betting wasn't allowed…

It was a few months after Ahsoka had just become Anakin's new Padawan. And she was exploring the ship out of her own curiosity. Fives had gotten into a fight with Bly about a bolo-ball game and who would be the winner. The loser of the bet had to do three things: first, they had to sing a song of the winner's choice—Bly had a wicked mind, so you can guess that the song was dirty—second: they had to tend to all of the needs of the other clones; serving food and whatnot, responding 'yes your royal hotness' to all the clones the entire time, and third: they had to do all of this in a bikini top stuffed with tissues or fruit or whatever they could find on the ship. Fives never wanted to experience anything like that again (you can guess who it was that lost) and to make matters worse, Ahsoka had walked in right when he had the hot pink bikini top stuffed with as many tissues as it would hold—nobody knows where Bly got the thing from, he just had it. At first everything had frozen, and then Ahsoka screamed, turned around… and fainted…

…she did it twice…

…it took the medical droid three days to revive Ahsoka from the trauma she had received…

And now she isn't able to look Fives in the eye without seeing that image of him topless except for a lumpy bikini top and risking fainting all over again.

Fives shuddered at the memory again; afterwards, everyone had practically hated him for losing the bet, even though it wasn't his fault in the first place. He was sure Bly had cheated…

"We were just talking, sir," Jek said. Rex eyed them one last time and nodded his head. "There had better not be any betting going on in here," Cody warned them icily. "We do not want a repeat of what happened last time," he continued, sending a pointed glare at Fives, who turned red under the gaze of the commander. "I still have nightmares about that…" Cody muttered to himself.

"You know what, I think we'll stay in here for a while, just to make sure everything is okay," Rex said.

"No need to stay in here, I've got everything under control," Bly stated, a little too eagerly. He seemed to be in a state of urgency that no one else in the room was feeling. On the inside, everyone groaned. Bly was a bad actor and he knew it, so not a single clone had a clue as to why he kept talking.

"You two look like you could use a rest. Why don't you go take a nap or some—?"

"We're staying," Cody deadpanned. He had just gotten over his temporary state of traumatizing memories and regained control. Everyone groaned outwardly.

This time, the clones would just have to talk about it somewhere else, away from the ears of Rex and Cody…

So, what'd you think? Sorry if it's short, but first chapters are like that for me. First person to review gets a cookie and idea juice! And maybe even special mentions in the next chapter. The flirt begins, tensions run high and someone gets b-slapped! Tune in next time to "What They Do In Their Spare Time" (WTDITST)! Wow, that's a lot of t's… Away, nyan cat! *Flies away on rainbow into fanfic author land*