To those who keeps checking this thing if it has updated, sorry for the wait and thanks for having faith in my pathetic story.
This will be a long chapter, as it seems that either Mothy or Suzunosuke (the artist who made the PV for this song) got lazy and thus, the long wait.
Disclaimer: I do not own the Evillious Chronicles, Vocaloid, Ib, Naruto, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Fullmetal Alchemist, Into the Woods, Alice Academy, Matryoshka, psychoanalysis, 9gag, and Panty and Stocking. Yes, I included a lot of stuff this time. Accidentally. (Note: I write the disclaimer after writing so yeah... there are a lot...)
May 26, 2008
I plan to deviate for a while from the Story of Evil stuff because I'm sick of seeing the same faces, actors, places, props and whatnot. This means that the next song will have no apparent relation whatsoever with DoE until I feel like it. Which I bet would be much, much later.
May 27, 2008
With everyone looking/writing at this journal even without my permission, I guess this would be a good place to announce that the next song would be the Girl from the Miniature Garden. Miku, Kaito, you will find your scripts lying on your bedside tables in your respective rooms. Luka, Rin, please start canvassing their costumes. The full list of stuff to be done is in your laptops in a file labelled "Avaritia-MasterCourt". Gakupo-nii, a list of possible venues. Get it done as soon as possible, I'll need to approve everything.
How in the world were you able to get the file into my laptop? I had it secured by Kiyoteru.
-Luka
Kiyoteru's firewall won't work when I'm messing around with the system. Cool game, by the way.
-Gakupo
You dared touch my game of Ib?
-Luka
Don't worry; I used a separate account that I deleted though...
-Gakupo
You still played with it?
-Luka
Uh, yeah?
-Gakupo
Prepare your head to be shaved, Kamui!
-Luka
May 28, 2009
As of now, my older brother now looks like a purple-haired Len who has just rolled out of bed. And I meant the "feeling-like-crap-rolled-out-of-bed" look, Luka, so don't chase and threaten me with your tailoring shears; I'm not crazy enough to flatter the guy to whom I unfortunately had to share my parents with.
You're more than welcome to "flatten" him instead.
-Rin
Why, thank you for your thoughtfulness, Rin.
-Gumi
May 29, 2009
Am I that ugly to have Kaito as my father?
-Miku
Miku, you ever wondered why Gumi gives out only parts and not entire script?
-Len
Now that I think of it, only the actors get scripts... Am I never going to get screen time?
-Luka
Luka, you get one of the biggest roles, so by the time you get your script, you get almost the whole thing anyway.
Miku, if you could manage to steal the entire script from me (which is impossible since I had a person whom I cannot name guarding it), you'll find that the role you'll hate the least is the one you're acting out right now. All the others involve pairings, mostly with Kaito.
Len already wrote the entire story so don't blame me.
-Gumi
What?!
-Miku, Meiko
You get to poison him later, though.
-Len
WHAT?!
-Kaito
May 31, 2008
Since all preparations necessary are now ready, I decided that we all leave tomorrow to this neat Victorian townhouse Gakupo rented for five weeks for the shooting. I find it nice that the townhouse stands three blocks away from the Baudelaire Mansion (the house that burned in A Series of Unfortunate Events). Convenient, for I was wondering how I am supposed to portray a burned corpse and a scorched doll in a burned house. I'm still perplexed about where I am going to get a corpse, though...
Hey, there's a burned body down the alley!
-Rin
Good Lord, this can not be a coincidence... Too many good things are happening to me.
-Gumi
I did some investigating about it, and it seems to be some former military woman who was accused of murdering one of her higher-ups. Some guy called the Flame Colonel burned her when she tried to escape prison.
-Meiko
I met this short guy with blond hair and a metal arm, and he says that they were just burned transmuted pork chops.
-Len
Wouldn't have trusted what you said if you haven't said "metal arm;" you pretty much described yourself...
-Kaito
Hey shut up!
-Len
June 2, 2008
I don't really want to stray from the shooting, but I guess that this particular incident has to be noted down for future teasing references...
Today, Rin found her brother's body planted about three inches deep into the wall. When she pulled him out, she saw that his face was covered in black, blue, and red. I'm really glad that he wasn't part of the cast right now, because seriously...
Want me to ask my cousin to come here? She's good with healing stuff.
PS Honestly, I don't really want her here... Last time we met up, she suddenly randomly says the word "Sasuke-kun" in her sleep. You guys know how I hate sleep-talkers...
But it's definitely going to save hospital expenses if we have her here; I'm her favorite cousin even if she's not my favorite...
-Luka
Saved expenses? Bring her in!
-Kaito
How long will it take her to get here?
-Gumi
'Bout three hours if she's not busy and if she hurries up. Kinda takes a long time to travel from one dimension to another.
-Luka
Fine... Ask her to come.
-Gumi
Wait, she says "Sasuke-kun" in her sleep? If that girl has bubblegum pink hair like Luka-san, then I strongly recommend that she does not come here...
-Itachi
Omigosh, Itachi wrote here again! KYAA!
-Miku
June 3, 2008
Again, it was proved that no good fortune can last for so long.
When Sakura (that is, Luka's cousin) came, the first person that she saw was our bodyguard, whom she charged with rage and no further thought. Then for some unexplainable reason, she suddenly slumped to the ground before she could take a step towards him. Itachi declared that it would take her 48 hours to recover. So unfortunately for Len, he has to stay in bed for another two days.
In other news, well, since we're busy tending to the injured we haven't started shooting yet.
I told you it was a bad idea to let her come here... She hates me for the same pathetic reason my foolish little brother hates me.
-Itachi
That and she thinks you're already dead.
-Arein
Um, is being in the middle of a war a good reason for not letting her come here? I just found out that...
-Gumi
That?
-Miku
That?
-Meiko
That what, dammit?!
-Gakupo
Better wait 'til Len recovers. Can't risk him having more injuries than what he has now. He'll hurt himself when he hears it.
-Gumi
June 4, 2008
Hey, Len just talked!
-Rin
I don't really care about him, but what did he say?
-Gumi
"Do not insult the height of the blond guy with a metal arm."
-Rin
Um, okay?
-Luka
June 5, 2008
With both casualties okay now, I guess this is the best time to deliver the bad news about one of Sakura's fellow shinobi.
Did Sasuke-kun suddenly had a change of heart and fought with Naruto against Obito and Madara?
-Sakura
I wish...
More than anything...
More than life...
That's wishful thinking, pinkette. It'll never happen with that stupidity of his... Imagine going to O********* in order to defeat me!
-Itachi
Well, it worked, didn't it?
-Sakura
I died of chakra exhaustion due to my use of Susanoo in order to remove that snake essence from his person.
-Itachi
Uh, the bad news, please?
-Len
Hyuuga Neji died.
-Gumi
THAT BASTARD MADARA! DX TTOTT
-Vocaloids
I really wouldn't care about a Hyuuga, but I agree with you when you say my ancestor's a scumbag. All Uchiha were.
-Itachi
They keep killing my favorite characters! First Haku, then Deidara, and now Neji!
-Len
You know what, if you guys want a Neji memorial, maybe we should release Hakoniwa no Shoujo on his birthday... The story kinda fits him anyway...
-Gumi
I second the motion!
-Len, Gakupo, Meiko, Kaito, Miku, Rin, Luka
June 6, 2008
Laugh at me now for reading shoujo manga, but Neji's not the only Hyuuga who died.
Who?
-Rin
Natsume.
-Gumi
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
-Miku
In other news, I decided due to the insistence of the others that we celebrate Itachi's birthday on the ninth. I know your motives, people; you just want to delay the work. Well, it's inevitable; we will start working on the eleventh so we can dedicate the tenth for cleaning up.
Oh, and Sakura left yesterday.
Good riddance.
-Itachi
June 9, 2008
I'm not going to make a full detailed account on this one since I'm sure Itachi wrote his birthday in his diary. If anyone is worried about being tortured via Tsukuyomi, don't. Everyone is free to view the contents of Itachi's diary in spite of the booby traps he keeps placing on it (they never work).
If you want a summary, though, (since I know you people hate reading long stuff) well, it was fun... And disastrous...
June 10, 2008
Well, everyone cleaned up nicely. Thank God there were no MAJOR accidents...
June 11, 2008
Finally, we start shooting. We're off to a nice start, I guess, since Miku didn't complain as the only things she was doing was sitting in a wheelchair and singing.
June 13, 2008
Len, I don't know what you're up to, but what is it with the spoon and the glass? Everyone keeps laughing every time Miku sings that part, which means I have to shoot it repeatedly since the laughter is heard in the vid. That and I keep getting Miku laughing with everyone on tape.
Psychoanalysis is the one literary criticism you'll never get, little sis. You're too innocent to even know about it.
-Gakupo
Who the hell made that criticism?
-Gumi
Sigmund Freud.
-Rin
Keloid?
-Miku
Very funny...
-Luka
No, seriously... I'll give you a clue on psychoanalysis: you know the glass represents Vanika Conchita while the spoon represents Gallerian Marlon.
-Len
Wait, Meiko's acting Conchita, right? Whoa, psychoanalyzing is disturbing...
-Gumi
That was the actual representation? Oh, God, why?
-Meiko
June 16, 2008
Hey, Len... Better start working on the burning house... I think it's going to take a long time...
I already started it! Haven't succeeded in turning it into ashes yet.
-Len
June 19, 2008
Do you guys have any idea how expensive that mirror was?! Who broke it?!
-Kaito
Someone sabotaged one of the mirrors? I wonder what will happen if one of the twi-
Never mind, they're going on a mindless rampage.
But this is serious; mirrors with matching Victorian-style framework are rare. Especially ones with yellow frames. We can't continue shooting with only one; we need two.
-Gumi
June 20, 2008
I'm feeling rather stupid right now. I noticed only today that a bunch of people in matching royal blue Nazi uniforms keep passing this house. Disturbing...
There's this guy who looks exactly like Mr. Clean and he can make sculptures just by punching stone and stuff... You think they're magicians?
-Len
You ever heard magicians recite equations longer than the full solution of E=mc2? Nah, they're alchemists.
-Meiko
You think we can ask one to fix the mirror? I've got some money changed into their currency last week...
-Gumi
They're bound to... I mean, they're part of the government.
-Meiko
June 21, 2008
I must say we have successfully convinced an alchemist to fix the mirror. What a relief...
In exchange of almost being bankrupt because of the all-you-can-eat buffet we paid for him. He's got a big appetite for a such a short kid.
-Kaito
Kaito, you idiot! You can't insult him!
-Len
What? He really is tiny...
-Kaito
You'll be paying more for what you bargained, Kaito-san. Literally.
No one calls the Haruno girl, ok?
-Itachi
June 22, 2008
Itachi's prediction was true. Not only was Kaito driven into the stone floor a feet deep, but he had to pay for his medical expenses as well.
At least the blond kid fixed the floor for us for free...
June 24, 2008
Miraculously, Kaito has recovered enough by now to continue acting his role. Unfortunately for him, he can't use the wheelchair because Miku's sitting on it.
Can't we change roles for a while? My back really hurts, you know...
-Kaito
No. *insert a failed drawing attempt at the "NO" meme here
-Gakupo
Damn you, Gakupo! You opened 9gag without me! DX
-Gumi
Hey, just because the guy's using memes doesn't mean he actually opened 9gag...
-Len
He only draws memes when he's opened 9gag within the past two hours, trust me.
-Gumi
June 27, 2008
We finished shooting today... That's all.
June 28, 2008
Seems that Len can't edit it today... The power's out, and they say it's going to last for three days... Well, damn.
Sh*t, no power? No online gaming? No PSP?! No DS?! NO XBOX 360?! I want to die now!
-Gakupo
No matter how long your complaint is, you can't beat Panty's rant when Scanty and Kneesocks set up rules in their school in Les Diaboliques.
-Luka
That rant was hilarious! No sex? Yeah, right... XD
-Rin
Oh my God, you people watch that? I'm not alone anymore! :))
-Miku
Huh?
-Len
Not for your eyes and ears, my dear little twin brother... XD
-Rin
June 29, 2008
We did board games today to pass the time away. It was fun to watch Kaito getting bankrupt in Monopoly even if he has the most properties. XD
June 30, 2008
Today is boring, period. Had nothing to do at all.
July 1, 2008
The power came back on. Right now, my older brother is wasting electricity in charging all of his gadgets that ran out of battery the past two days. I'm betting on a short circuit later.
As for us girls, we're sitting in front of the television watching the most sinful angels one could imagine.
Len is currently trying his best to get the video done without looking like he is cramming (which he is).
Kaito? Well, he's crying over the bills. Never knew he loved his money so much.
July 3, 2008
Happy birthday to Neji!
-Everyone
Well, we released the song today. I'm looking forward my next project.
There are more?!
-Kaito
Yes.
-Gumi
You'd never know I was depressed like hell when I was writing this... For some reason, writing this considerately improved my mood.
I don't really care if you put me or the story on your alerts (I appreciate it though), but please give me reviews! I still want to improve. :)
Next update could come a long time after this; got a musical to practice for and a paper to write. DX
PS Yes, the timing with the Naruto manga is all awry, but give me a break... At least I got the release dates of the songs all right.
PPS Yes, Kaito is a moneywhore (if there ever is such a word) here. He hasn't had chance to show it before.