yuu: It's been a jolly long time since we uploaded.

Dia: *crosses her arms* you didn't want to write!

yuu: Guilty as charged *surrenders*

Dia: Hmpf…

yuu: *sighs in exasperation* Dia and I do not own Soul Eater!

P.S. Thanks to all the awesome reviews, favorites and follows!

Normal POV

Maka woke up that morning, happy and well rested. Not wanting to wake up Hermione, she shook Tsubaki, Liz, and Patty awake.

"Mmm... Let me sleeeeeeep..." Patty groaned, digging herself back under the covers, letting exhaustion take her again.

"Get. Up. Now." Maka said sternly, shaking her even harder.

"Noooooo..."

"PATTY GET YO' ASS UP NOW!" Maka yelled, forgetting to disguise her voice with get British accent.

"Ugh... Maka... If I wanted a wakeup call I would've asked for one." Hermione said sitting up, rubbing her forehead as she trudged to the bathroom, still tired.

"Sorry Hermione!" The ash-blonde student apologised as she bowed.

Tsubaki came behind Maka and whispered into her ear, "Maggie, we don't have out school robes."

Maka's eyes widened. "Oh my god! What happened to them?"

"I don't know...!" Tsubaki panicked.

"What's wrong?" Hermione said.

"O-our school robes... They're missing..." Maka said.

Patty piped up."Hey I think they're in my bag. Are these it?" Patty then dumped her trunk out and an assortment of robes came billowing out.

Liz took one in disgust as she scrutinised it, grumbling about how rough the material and unfashionable it was.

"School isn't a fashion show Liz..." Maka said in exasperation, rubbing her temples.

"Easy for you to say," Liz sneered. "You wear something like this all the time back at D-"

Tsubaki clamped her mouth shut, cutting her off at mid-sentence. "Home isn't it. You can't blame Maggie for liking to dress that way."

Maka shot a grateful look at Tsubaki but the way they tried to hide things from Hermoine made her more suspicious of where they could have possibly came from.

At the dining hall~

"So what's your schedule like?" Maka whispered to her gang who nodded silently and took out they schedules and compared it.

"Looks like we all have that toad's lesson on second period. It should state Hell awaits." Soul grumbled as he pushed his food around his plate, losing his appetite.

"Maggie and Cami, you guys took Arthimancy too?!" Hermoine squealed in delight.

Harry and Ron snorted at that response, both of them thinking about how typical Hermoine was.

"Arthimancyis like the hardest elective and the one with the most homework!" Ron whispered to them, only to get the duo shrugging their shoulders.

Patting Ron's shoulder, Maka murmured. "I like homework so it ain't a problem."

"Finally someone who understands me!" Hermoine exclaimed, giving Maka a high five.

The rest sweat-dropped, thinking: Geeks all the way.

Umbridge's class~ Harry's P.O.V

"Please open up your book to chapter 1 and read it." Umbridge said, smiling sweetly. Her evil smile was just plain creepy and sent shivers own the students spine. Patty opened up her book and saw that the chapter was labelled 'Basics for Beginners'. Patty raised her hand.

"Yes Miss—err—" Umbridge faltered, trying to search through her memory for her pathetic name.

"Patty Thompson, ma'am!" Patty said cheerfully.

"Miss Thompson, what do you need?"

"What is a 'S-S-Slinkhard Jinx Combo' and why are they practicing them in giraffes?" Patty asked, reading a captioned picture out of her book.

Umbridge looked quite astonished. "Does anyone know what a Slinkhard Jinx Combo is?"

Hermione raised her hand.

"Tut, tut. Only one person? Well, yes Miss Granger?" Umbridge said with a sickly sweet smile.

"A Slinkhard Jinx Combo is a mixture of the Reductor Curse and Jelly Leg Jinx." Hermione repeated matter-of-factly.

"Correct. 5 points to Gryffindor. Why do you think they practice the Jinx Combo on giraffes, and why is there a whole chapter devoted to it Miss Thompson?" Umbridge said, looking like she was hoping to take some points off of Gryffindor. She's out to get us... I thought. The feral look in Umbridge's eyes could not be mistaken; she wanted Gryffindor to lose, badly.

"Um... Because Wihlmard Slinkhard created them so he thinks they're important. Why does he practice them on giraffes?" Patty said.

"Because, giraffes are pathetic beings—are you OK?" Umbridge said startled, because Patty started to cry when she said 'giraffes are pathetic beings'.

Patty was close to rage mode. "Y-Y-You said giraffes are p-p-p-WAAAAAAAH!" She bawled as she flipped her table over. (A/N: I was so tempted to add like a boss xDDD)

"What's up with her?" Ron whispered to me, not knowing the answer, I shrugged my shoulder in response.

Kade raised his hand and Umbridge called on him. "Professor, a giraffe saved-err—Patricia from an insane man before. She thinks very highly of them."

"DON'T CALL ME PATRICIA KID!" Patty screeched at Kade, glaring frostily at him through her tear-filled eyes.

All of the transfer students were alarmed. Patty clasped her hands to her mouth.

"..." Maggie was stunned. Then she stood up and walked over to Patty, and placed her hand on Patty's shoulder. "Patty, calm down."

Patty looked at Maggie, then clasped on to her and started to sob. Umbridge grabbed a Hershey's Kiss and gave it to Patty.

Maggie, Liz, and Kade all yelled, "NO DO—"

Patty ate the chocolate, and started to jump up and down. She ran around the room screaming and breaking things.

"Don't... Give that girl... Sugar..." Kade said, and then fainted.

"Ah shit, his OCD is acting up again..." Liz muttered. Maggie went over to Kade and bent down. She poked him and he didn't stir.

"Augmenti..." Maggie said, and water poured out of the tip of her wand, and woke Kade up. Patty came screaming over to Umbridge's desk, breaking and knocking over everything in her path.

"That's it!" Umbridge said, furious. "Seth, Camellia-"

"Cami..." Cami muttered.

"-Axel, please go get your parents." Umbridge finished.

The said people nodded and ran out of the class. Maggie and Liz were trying to get Kade up, trying hard to not get him to spasm.

I motioned Ron to follow me over to Maggie and Liz. "Need help?"

"Get a blindfold. It'll cover his eyes." Liz said. Hermione walked over and conjured a blindfold and handed it to Maggie.

"Let-me-get-it-on-you!" Maggie shouted with exasperation. Finally she pulled out The Standard Book of Spells: Grade 5 and hit it on Kade's head, yelling, "MAGGIE CHOP!"

Kade fainted once again and Liz sighed, "Well that's one way to deal with him."

Marie and Stein walked in, grabbing hold of the hyperactive blonde. "Patty, dear, please calm down. I you do I'll get you something from Honeydukes later!"

Patty calmed down instantly, and acted like an angel." Yes Mum!"

Everyone sweat dropped.

Well that was interesting. Everyone thought.

Why are they acting so immaturely? Except for the pigtail girl of course. I wondered as I drummed my fingers on the table, guessing I'll never know why.

Dia: That's all we have for today

yuu: We know it's kind of short compared to previous but it'll do!

Dia: The last segment belongs to ya I suppose?

yuu: Alright~

What's on my fic rack: Tut, tut. Let's see what we have today! I bring to you Blind Faith by Poisoned Scarlett.

When Maka meets a brutal car accident that took away her sight, she is forced to lean against Soul for help. She couldn't do much and she came to appreciate her eyes. She thinks it's a tragedy due to the fact that even when it came to dressing up, she has her own difficulties and who wants a blindfold on your eyes which is plain annoying? She couldn't take it off as it was still healing but she yearns to be able to see again.

Will things turn out the way she plan or will she never be able to see the light again? There is also a dash of romance that makes a life better! So do read it alright?

She went in blind and that was the irony of it all.

The punchline in the joke that was her life.

-Blind Faith, Chapter 1