HEY ALL!

So a lot of you are probably like FINALLY THE BITCH IS BACKKKKK!

And truthfully yes yes I am… but only for now.

And to people wondering why my set of one-shots only have three chappies its because even though it says complete I'm not through, I'm just saying that I have finished the first main/intro one.

Now this one is just our favorite ninja poking some fun around the Fields of Justice, and also some points in which I've always thought about.

ENJOY!

Just Some Fun

Xx Mundo goes Wherever he Pleases xX (1)

An ally has been slain.

Twitch.

An ally has been slain.

Twitch.

Twitch.

An ally has been—

"SHUT UP WE GET IT ALREADY!" Naruto snarled, glaring up at the sky/announcer, a tick mark visible on his brow. "God damn it, Mundo is going to lose this match for us!" He ranted before turning to Katarina who was (strangely) top laning with him. "I'm going to recall, I need to talk to Mundo, I'll be back."

"… Tch, whatever." The Noxian grumbled waving her right hand in a dismissive gesture, her left hand too occupied with throwing knives to be used.

Naruto rolled his eyes at the assassin before he sent a silent message to his summoner to recall, almost instantly after a soft blue light surrounded him, making his tense muscles relax slightly in the soothing feeling… only to have one of Katarina's blades whizz past his nose. He flinched away before glaring heatedly at the smirking woman.

"Fuck you." Naruto growled before his form shimmered away back to base.

And as his luck would have it standing next to him ordering—probably—some health regenerative item at the shop, was Dr. Mundo.

"MUNDO!" Naruto called, gaining the purple Hulk look-a-likes attention, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!" the blonde growled. "Taking on all four of them is insane!"

The man looked at him almost stupidly, tilting his head to the side in confusion. "Mundo take on enemy team! Mundo goes where he pleases!" He said sloppily, saliva splattering all over Naruto's cloak.

What did I ever do to deserve this? Naruto dead-panned, from behind the man he could see 'Teemo's Grandfather' (I can't be the only one who thinks he looks a lot like Teemo can I?) aka the Shop Keeper cast him a sympathetic glance. "Yes well, why don't you go where you please… that isn't near an enemy alright."

The man smiled widely, more drool escaping past his teeth, "Yes, Mundo can do that!"

Xx

"WHERE THE HELL IS MUNDO!" Naruto screamed, dodging to the side to avoid another of Janna's gusts of wind.

"Umm, h-hold on!" Ezreal muttered, a map appearing magically in his hands, making all his teammates resist the urge to fall backwards comically.

"And the person who says "Who needs a map," has a map, typical." The blonde grumbled, watching as Ezreal's face became contorted in… disbelief.

"What in the…" He turned to the other three champions frantically. "Guys look at this!" He shoved the map in all their faces revealing the icons of all their locations. "Mundo is—"

"How did he get there!?"

Xx

"MUNDO GOES WHERE HE PLEASES!" The man in question sang, as he danced around the outside of the stadium.

Xx Never prank a Sniper xX (2)

"… Are you sure we should be doing this!?"

"No, but it'll be fun!"

"Yeah, but… isn't she your partner?"

"Makes it even better!"

Naruto turned towards the rambunctious pink-haired woman eyeing her warily. "Vi, do you truly think it's a smart idea to prank a sniper, especially since that sniper is the head of the Police Force?"

"Yes."

"Well," Naruto smirked. "I suppose great minds think alike then."

"So you in?"

"You bet," Naruto smirked.

Xx

"So," Naruto mumbled, inwardly cursing Vi for ditching him, but he supposed she was just getting him back for leaving her the last time they pranked Caitlyn... Nervously he cleared his throat, his hands were cuffed over his head, by… pinky, fuzzy handcuffs; and Caitlyn's sniper rifle was aiming dangerously down south. "You really do have fuzzy cuffs at home."

Xx Up For a Game of Pinball? xX (3)

Shit, shit, shit!

Naruto raced through the brush the whole enemy team trailing only a couple paces or so behind him.

"God dam—" A loud roar interrupted his rant, as Volibear raced towards him on all fours, face set in an ugly seer.

"Oh fuck me." Naruto deadpanned as he was sent flying over Volibear's back, into the awaiting point of Xin Zhoa's spear.

The Seneschal of Demacia, slashed across his chest, before knocking the blonde back into Shyvana, whom leaped over him—in her dragon form mind you—sending him sprawling down to the floor. Gasping for air, Naruto dodged towards the right narrowly missing Jarvan's spear, however the Prince wasn't done with him.

A loud crash was heard as a barrier of stone surrounded both Naruto and Jarvan. The former already battered and bruised only sighed in defeat.

"Next time you plan to use me as a pinball would you mind giving me a heads up first?" He asked blandly.

Jarvan chuckled, "Sorry no can do… Now… DEMACIA!"

Xx WHATS GOING ON HERE!? xX (4)

"Garen what are you—"

"Shhh." The Might of Demacia muttered, putting his hand over Ahri's mouth. "Be quiet, listen."

The vixen raised an eyebrow, but did as she was told pressing her ear against the door.

"Alright hold it there—no not there—there."

"Ow sorry alright, it's my first time…"

"Alright now take it off."

"A-Are you sure?"

"Yes, Naruto I'm sure."

Ahri's eyes immediately hardened, her amber eyes darkening in anger.

"But what if I hurt you."

The fox-woman let out a low growl, her hand reaching for the door handle.

"Naruto you won't hurt me."

"But—!"

"Don't press so hard—"

"What's going on here!" Ahri growled, standing over the—now crushed—door, Garen could be seen beside her blinking almost stupidly.

"A-Ahri, ummm… hi!" Naruto said with a cheeky smile, in his hand was a rifle, and next to him stood Caitlyn who was shaking her head once again at the blonde's form.

Xx Accents xX (5)

"Hey Fiora?"

"Yes, what is it tis time Naruto?"

"How come you're the only person in Demacia I know with that accent?"

Xx Demacian Bar xX (6)

"Ahri."

"FOR DEMACIA!"

"Yes?"

"DEMACIA! DEMACIA!"

"Why again did you—"

"THIS IS FOR DEMACIA!"

"… Why did you choose for us to go to a Demacian bar?"

Xx Things I hate about the League xX (7)

"Things I hate?"

"Yep!" Fizz smiled, taking another bite of his tuna, making a satisfied slurping sound as it slid down his throat. "About the League, every champion—Amph." He took another bite of fish. "Rants once in a while, so—Slurp!" he downed his water. "What do you hate most about the League?"

"Uhhh…" Naruto took up a thinking pose, taping his chin thoughtfully. "Twisted Treeline."

Xx Meanwhile with Amumu xX

"Naruto said he'd meet up with me..." The little mummy sniffed, staring into the darkness of the Twisted Treelines Jungle.

Xx Lady Karma? xX(8)

"This seat taken?"

Riven sent the blonde a dry look, which he only chuckled at before sliding across from her in the cafeteria.

"Where's Irelia and them?"

"At a match."

"Well aren't you talkative today." Naruto said cheekily, before reaching over to take her half-eaten bagel. "You want this?"

"No."

"Thanks then." The blonde smirked, taking a large bite, he looked over at Riven. "So what's up?"

"Nothing much…"

"... If you keep answering in one to three words, I'm going to tell Lux to take you out shop—"

"Well I talked a little to Lady Karma." Riven began, but stopped at Naruto's confused look.

"Karma?"

"… Yeah you know Karma."

"Karma?"

"… Oh God."

Xx The League is losing Originality xX (9)

"Are you sure those two aren't brothers?"

"Pretty sure."

"But they're both greenish blue."

"Yeah and so is Sion."

"You know what I mean."

Both the fish and the whiskered blonde looked back at Hecarim and Thresh whom were both obliviously talking/threatening each other, unaware that the two friends were speaking of them.

"Well if they were brothers who do you think is the older one?"

"Hm," Naruto glanced 'discreetly' between the two, eyeing each of their features closely. "I'd have to say Thresh."

"But Hecarim is taller."

"He's half horse though."

"Yeah but—"

And that argument continued well past Naruto's 'curfew' that had been set by Ahri, in other words he slept on the couch that night.

Xx Gems Are… xX (10)

"Taric!" Naruto yelped, narrowly dodging another of Miss Fortune (Misfortune finally got that) bullets. "Stop admiring your jewels and help me!" He stopped mid step, sweat dropping. "Damn that sounded wrong."

Xx Ok xX (11)

"So you good on the plan?"

"Ok."

"Ok you're good, or ok you're not?'

"Ok."

"Okay?"

"Ok."

"… Is it weird that I'm sort of missing Sasuke right now?"

"Ok."

And done.

This was just something I wrote for fun, hope you all enjoyed :)))

(1) Reference to Mundo's quote and Ezreals. Will go more in depth with Naruto and Katarina's relationship later.

(2) Reference to Caitlyn's quote of "Sorry boys I keep to fuzzy cuffs at home", and since Vi and Naruto have similar personalities (in my opinion) I thought them being pranking buddies fit.

(3) Had that happen to me once, except I was Darius… not fun XD

(4) When Caitlyn said take it off she meant the safety.

(5) Just something I noticed, I understand Caitlyn's could have something to do with her being an upperclassmen, but I think Garen is also pretty high up and he doesn't have a Russian accent.

(6) Reference to all the Demacian champs yelling out DEMACIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

(7) I couldn't resist hating on the place.

(8) I couldn't resist that either. (Reference to how no one plays her)

(9) I mean really Riot… Thresh looks like crap.

(10) reference to how everyone thinks Taric is gay.

(11) Had to end it on my favorite number and reference to the infamous Rammus quote… ok

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-XM

P.S. Oh yeah, because a lot of you have asked me to make so many Naruto League pairings, I decided to make a series of one/two-shots with Naruto/any league girl. Idk when it'll come out but currently I'm working on a Ashe/Naruto, a Kayle/Naruto, a Fiora/Naruto (In case ur wondering why the girls r first it's because the girl always outclasses the guy… remember that boys), Caitlyn/Naruto, and a Katarina/Naruto. And no it's not a harem just a lot of one-shots :))).

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