50 Things Denmark is not allowed to do

I am obviously not allowed to put my axe in between my legs during a meeting

I am not allowed to mess with Norway's faeries

He literally will turn you into the opposite gender.

I do not look good with boobs.

I am not allowed to go to Sweden's place on the weekends.

Supposedly, I am way too immature for Sealand.

I cannot talk to Russia even if he was also an enemy of Sweden

Finland gets pissed, and those people have knives everywhere.

I am not allowed to touch Norway's curl

Even if it is obviously detached from his head.

I am not allowed to use Iceland as an ice-pak.

Despite the fact he is ICE-LAND

I am forbidden from hitting Sweden if he calls the Awesome Trio the Assome trio.

I am forbidden from hitting Sweden.

I am forbidden from fighting with Sweden

I am forbidden from going near Sweden.

13- 16 were all enforced by Norway.

I cannot go to Finland's house without Sweden's permission.

See rule 16

Therefore, I cannot go to Finland's house.

If I go near Finland's house, I don't get beer for a week.

If I don't beer for a week…

I am not allowed to ask Iceland to come into my bed even if I am cold as hell.

I am not allowed to ask Norway to come into my bed.

If I ask Finland to come into my bed, Sweden will kill me.

If I ask Iceland to come into my bed, Sweden will kill me.

If I ask Norway to come into my bed, Sweden will kill me.

If I ask Sweden to come into my bed, Sweden will me.

Forget number 28, that will never happen.

I am not allowed to reenact any of the Viking era.

I am not allowed to say someone is paying for my drinks.

Especially Norway.

I am not allowed to flick off Finland for singing Ievan Polkka no matter how annoying it may be

I am not allowed to spend the night at Prussia's no matter how drunk I may be

I am not allowed to ask Norway to go to a party more than three times

I am not allowed to go to the shed where the baby trolls are at night

I am not allowed to mess with Sweden's dragon

I am forbidden from walking in the room where Norway is when Romania and England are over

I cannot go to Sealand's or Finland threatened to poison me

I cannot call Sweden a faggot because it would make me a hypocrite

Norway gives out the candy on Halloween, not me

I cannot buy anything without Norway or Iceland around because they think I will overbuy

I cannot go to Germany's without permission.

I cannot go to The Netherlands without permission

Not that I would want to unless it is money troubles.

I am forbidden from streaking around Vash's house.

I am forbidden from streaking.

I am forbidden from offering England drinks

I am not to go near hanatamago

I am not to do 1- 49 unless someone is not watching

Forget number 50. -=w=-