DISCLAIMER: I no own Soul Eater

"Maka, Maka, Where have you been. It's 3AM."

"sorry me no Maka. Me no know Soul."

"But I never told you my name. If you don't know me then how do you know my name."

"The magical penguin pony unicorns in the trees told me."

"Wha the-"

"DO YOU NOT BELIEVE IN THE MAGICAL PENGUIN PONY UNICORNS!"

"No not- wait a second maka why do you have a knife."

"whoever doesn't believe deserve to die."

"WAIT MAKA I BELIEVE."

"that's what I thought. Don't you think all cats deserve to die."

"Are you drunk."

"psh no."

"I think you should shut up"*kisses Soul*

~One makeout scene later~

"Wait a second you don't taste like alcohol."

"Just go with the flow, mon *Jamaican accent*

"MAKA"

"Oh just shut up and kiss me, cool guys kiss people don't they Soul"

"Oh yeah cool guys always kiss girls."

*another makeout session*

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