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Jaime stumbled forward as she landed in the living room of a suburban house; it had blue walls with two of them covered in wallpaper of a brown colour. There was a picture of a pretty Indian teenager hanging on one of the walls, Jaime looked around curiously, not her best landing, "Must be near Bannerman Road, at least?" She stepped cautiously around the house, towards the front door, she opened it slightly to see the same girl from the picture cutting the hedge and her parents washing the car, she closed the door quickly, leaning against it, "Shit."

She opened the letterbox and peaked through it, breathing a sigh of relief when she saw Luke Smith kicking a ball around with another boy his age, she backed away from the door and headed towards the back door in the kitchen, she exited the house quietly and looked to the sky to see a comet blazing its way across the skyline, she looked at her watch, "Shit! I'm late!" She crept around the side of the house and awkwardly tried to climb the hedge. She ran around the corner in time to see Sarah-Jane, Luke and his two friends make their way into Sarah-Jane's house, she ran across the road and used her screwdriver to open the door, she stumbled into the house and placed her hands on her knees, breathing heavily. She heard voices from upstairs and ran up them, up at least three flights until she got to a wooden rickety door, she threw it open and rushed in,

"Fuck." She looked at the young teens, "Shit, balls, no! Bum! Sorry." She smiled at Sarah-Jane, "Y'alright…Sarah…Jane?" She put her hands on her hips and leant backwards, still panting, she pointed at the way she came, "Lotta…stairs…" She nodded at Luke, "Y'alright darlin'?" Sarah-Jane was looking at her with wide-eyes,

"Jaime…your clothes?!" Jaime looked down at her ripped and bloodied jeans and t-shirt; she smiled nonchalantly,

"Weevil…Cardiff…Torchwood…" Jaime remembered the other two teenagers and grinned at them, "Hello! I'm Jaime Harper!" She waved at them and they returned the wave, albeit slightly awkwardly, Jaime clapped her hands, "Anyway…Sorry I'm late! The 'comet'?" She made speech-marks around the word with her fingers, they all nodded, "Yeah, my bad, slept in, then had to go weevil-hunting." She laughed slightly, "Bit of a crazy day." Sarah-Jane nodded,

"Well, Mr Smith, I need you." A fanfare began to play as the 'chimney' opened and revealed an alien super computer behind it,

"Sarah Jane. Might I assume that you have witnessed the extra-terrestrial body that recently entered Earth's atmosphere?" Jaime nodded to them,

"Didn't I say, yeah, 'comet'!" Rani smiled slightly and turned to Mr Smith,

"Good to see you're on the ball, Mr Smith." Mr Smith showed a graphic of the spacecraft entering the Earth's atmosphere and cutting across the planet towards the UK,

"Indeed, Rani. I have in fact been tracking the object since it entered solar-space forty five minutes ago." Jaime winced,

"Like I said, slept in." Sarah-Jane looked between the computer and Jaime,

"It crossed the solar system in forty five minutes? Then we're not talking about a meteor, are we?" Jaime pressed a few of the buttons on her manipulator,

"I detected the matter signature of ionic pulse fusion engines." She sniffed, "Smells like it too." Clyde beamed,

"Now that sounds like something cool!" Jaime turned to him,

"Clyde Langer, cool? COOL? This is something that could be a danger to Earth…" She looked at his surprised face for a second before cracking a grin, "It's more than cool! It's amazing!" Clyde grinned back at her,

"Nice one." Mr Smith's screen beeped,

"I intercepted the following distress signal..." The screen filled with visual and audio interference, though snatches of speech came through,

"Gorbo yo momo... jojo ko fo...Gorbo yo momo... jojo ko fo..." The picture cleared, showing a Judoon wrestling with controls of his crashing ship, "Gorbo yo momo...jojo ko fo…" A blast cut of the video and Rani scoffed,

"Oh, boy. A talking rhino!" Jaime pulled a face,

"Oh, Gallifrey. Judoon." She looked at the others, "He's Judoon. They work for the Shadow Proclamation. Some say galactic policemen. I say galactic thugs…" Luke frowned,

"So, are they the good guys?" Jaime gave him a thoughtful look,

"That might depend on your point of view, first time I met the Doctor, y'know when that hospital disappeared, that was because of the Judoon, they would've let everyone die just so they could find their prisoner!"

"UNIT have isolated the spacecraft crash-site." Mr Smith cut in, causing Clyde to groan,

"So, not our problem, then. Leave it to the professionals. Jaime shook her head,

"Clyde, Clyde, Clyde, you really think I'd be here to leave to…UNIT?"

"But," Mr Smith interjected, "UNIT seem unaware of the lifepod that was ejected before impact." Sarah-Jane looked at the computer,

"Lifepod?" Mr Smith showed this visual of the shuttle falling through the atmosphere, along with something small parting from it before it crashed,

"My calculations suggest that it fell some ten miles outside the UNIT isolation zone." As Sarah-Jane looked at the screen, Jaime gave Clyde a discreet high-five, Sarah-Jane frowned,

"It takes a lot to knock a Judoon off his feet. But someone might be injured, they might need our help." Luke fidgeted a bit,

"If they're already looking for this ship, isn't this best left to UNIT?" Clyde gave him an incredulous look,

"What? An alien ship with a Rhinoceros for a pilot crash lands and you want UNIT to have all the fun?" Jaime nodded,

"Plus, we can have much more fun…"

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Rani still looked wary when they had left the house and walked towards the car, "Luke's got a point. We don't want to go upsetting UNIT - again." Jaime scoffed,

"Oh, Rani, don't worry! I upset UNIT on a day-to-day basis…it's quite fun actually!" Sarah-Jane gave her a disapproving look,

"And how do we explain that we know the ship ejected a life pod? They don't know about Mr Smith, and they are not going to. Plus, from what I've heard, the Judoon aren't all that bright." Jaime nodded,

"It's true…thick as a post!" Clyde rolled his eyes,

"Oh great, a pan-galactic PC Plod!" Sarah-Jane looked at them,

"UNIT carry guns, and so do the Judoon - if you ask me that spells trouble." She looked hard at Jaime, who held up her hands,

"Oh, alright! I won't use mine! But it stays with me!" Clyde looked at her wide-eyed,

"You have a gun?!" Jaime tried to wave him off,

"Oh, don't be silly…of course not…ugh, kids…" She stopped suddenly and looked at the small mint green car, "Gonna be a bit of a squeeze, kids in the back!" She looked to her right and saw Rani's mother hurry across the road, she turned quickly to Clyde, "Give me your jacket!" Clyde looked confused,

"What? Why?" Jaime hurriedly tried to take it off him,

"Blood on clothes! Kinda need it!"

"Sarah!" Clyde noticed Rani's mother and shoved the jacket over to Jaime, who quickly put it on. "Sarah! Wait up!" Rani's mother stopped near the car, she was carrying a bouquet of flowers nearly as big as her head, she noticed Jaime, "Hello, I'm Gita, Rani's mother. You are?" Jaime stuck out her hand shaking the woman's own quickly,

"Jaime Harper, lovely to meet you Gita Chandra but we're in a bit of a rush." She flashed her psychic paper at the woman, "I'm an astronomer, come to see about the comet that crashed, Miss Smith's going to show me the whereabouts of its landing, said so on the news its around here. Thought it'd be nice for your daughter to get so experience." Jaime flashed a quick grin at the woman, "Bit of a hurry, must dash! Teens get in the car." The three teenagers squashed into the backseat and Gita waved away Jaime's rush,

"Oh, no problem, my darling. You know how grateful I am for all this work experience Sarah gives Rani. It's just that I'm stepping up the corporate side of the flower shop." Jaime nodded, feigning interest,

"Corporate side? Sounds fascinating." Gita nodded,

"Even companies need flowers to brighten them up, Jaime. Specially these days. Sarah," She turned to the woman, who was half-way getting into the car, "I wondered, with all your contacts, if you might have any suggestions. People I might approach." Sarah-Jane looked a bit hesitant,

"My contacts? Really, Gita, my normal contacts don't usually have much interest in flowers."

"Unless they're Triffids…" Clyde muttered to Rani and Luke, causing Jaime to tut at them,

"Don't be silly, they're carnivorous…" She muttered back to them, causing Clyde's eyes to widen, Jaime turned back to Gita,

"Corporate buildings these days, they're all glass and steel. It's very unfriendly. They need a little flower-power." Jaime nodded at Gita,

"Sounds very interesting, Gita, but we better be going…like now!" Sarah-Jane seemed desperate and grabbed a brochure off of the passenger seat,

"Yes. Gita, why don't you take a look at these people? A little flower-power is just what they need." Jaime hurried into the passenger seat before Gita could say anything and motioned Sarah-Jane to drive.

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Jaime whistled as the five of them stood in front of housing estate that had been partially demolished, with smoke rising from the rubble, "Looks like the Judoon's life pod has helped with the demolition." Clyde smile at Sarah-Jane,

"You take us to all the best places, Sarah-Jane." Sarah-Jane shook her head at his antics,

"The Brindley Chase Estate has been on the council's urban renewal list for years. I've done countless stories about the problems here." Rani frowned at the building,

"Do you think whoever was in that lifepod survived?" Before anyone could answer, a red beam shot across them, Jaime turned and grabbed Clyde and Rani's shoulders,

"Get down!" As they crouched behind a wall, Clyde nodded,

"Well, I guess that answers that question!" Jaime poked her head out of their cover, she saw the Judoon from the tape shoot again,

"Oi! Watch it!" Rani looked at the Judoon in confusion,

"Stop firing! We're on your side!" Luke pointed behind them,

"He's not firing at us. Look!" Jaime turned and saw a reptilian humanoid escape amongst the houses; the Judoon began to call after him,

"Androvax! Sho bo ko jo!" He began to chase after the escapee and Sarah-Jane dragged them back,

"Keep down!" As the Judoon passed them, Rani turned to the other four angrily,

"He nearly blew our heads off! The moron!" Sarah-Jane suddenly looked grim,

"Oh, no…" Luke turned to her,

"What is it?"

"Remember the Judoon are policemen. I think what crashed here was some sort of prison carrier." Clyde laughed in disbelief,

"And Rhino Rozzer's lost his prisoner." Jaime sighed,

"The Judoon's only interest is in stopping that creature getting away. Humans don't matter. Under the Articles of the Shadow Proclamation you lot barely exist. Too primitive." Clyde turned to her,

"Wait…you lot? You mean…?" Jaime nodded, patting his shoulder,

"Yep, let's go!" She stood and started to head in the direction the Judoon went, Sarah-Jane following, Rani called after them,

"Where are you going?" Sarah-Jane turned back,

"Maybe we can help him catch his convict before anyone else gets in his way!" Jaime started to run, as she turned around a corner, she saw the Judoon lying out cold on the floor, Rani pointed it out,

"Look!" She and Luke swooped on the prone Judoon in concern, there was yellow blood over one of his eyes, "He's been knocked out cold." Jaime put a hand out,

"Be careful!" As the Judoon began to stir, Sarah-Jane chucked his weapon to the side; he woke up, alert and angry,

"Wo sho bro fo cho!" Clyde stepped back,

"Whoa!" The Judoon leapt to his feet, furiously looking at Clyde,

"Mo wo sho cho!" Clyde looked at Jaime,

"What did I say?" Jaime brought a hand to her face briefly,

"You just swore at a Judoon, Clyde…" The Judoon staggered backwards and nearly fell; Jaime placed a hand on his arm,

"Careful, big fella!" He shook her off,

"Ko fo mo!" Jaime looked at him,

"No, you are injured, it wasn't us! We only want to help you." He pulled out the translator that Jaime had seen not one year ago in St Hope's and put it near her mouth, Jaime sighed, "" The Judoon grunted and held up the translator playing Jaime's voice back, high-pitched and faster,

"MynameisJaimeHarperTorchwood Officer567blahblahblah." He jammed the device into a nozzle on his chest plate; he shuddered and removed the device,

"Language assimilated. Earth English. You will be catalogued." He held up the cataloguer, Jaime winced,

"Look, I'm not the Veil!" He held the blue light to her eyes,

"Species – non-human. Traces of human contact." He pointed the cataloguer to her stomach, "Recent traces on human offspring. State your name, rank and species!" Jaime smiled slightly,

"Gather you're a higher ranking then those ones last year…" She took a deep breath, "My name is Jaime Harper, Iota to the rest of the Universe, sometimes the Sister Child of War, um…good friend of the Doctor, if that counts as rank. Torchwood Officer 567, my species…Time-Lord. Oh! Judoon know me best for some of the laws that I put in place, such as the Destruction of a Level 5 planet was illegal unless the planet had committed a crime against another planet/race. Sound familiar?" The Judoon stopped the cataloguing,

"Statement accepted." He turned to the others, raising the cataloguer, scanning them,

"Species – human." Rani rolled her eyes,

"Well, duh! You are on Earth, there's not many aliens hanging around here!" Jaime winked at her,

"You'd be surprised." The Judoon looked at his weapon of the ground,

"You have taken Judoon officer's weapon. You assist prisoner's escape-" Luke shook his head,

"We didn't help anyone escape. Aren't you listening? We're trying to help you." Clyde nodded,

"Yeah. Your prisoner clobbered you and ran off." Rani pointed at him,

"And we only took your gun because you nearly blew our heads off back there! Who do you think you are, Jack Bauer?" The Judoon ignored them,

"You impede Judoon in duties. Sentence is execution-" As he reached for his gun, he sunk to his knees, moaning with pain, Jaime put a hand on his shoulder,

"I don't think you're in any shape to execute anyone, let alone your only friends on this planet. This prisoner, he hit you pretty hard, who is he? And, more importantly, how dangerous is he?" The Judoon looked at her,

"He is destroyer of worlds." Jaime nodded,

"Of course, I knew it!" She turned to Sarah-Jane, "I fucking knew it?!" Clyde looked at her,

"Knew that this prisoner's a destroyer of worlds?" Jaime shook her head,

"No, I knew I should have gotten up earlier!" Rani rolled her eyes and gave a handkerchief to the Judoon,

"Here." He looked at it, confused, "For the blood." He took the handkerchief and held it to his cut,

"I Tybo. Captain. Of One Thousand and Fifth Judoon Guard." Jaime nodded,

"Great to meet you, Tybo. What I really, like really, want to know is…who the hell is this destroyer of worlds?" Tybo looked at her,

"Androvax the Annihilator. Wanted in five galaxies. Twelve counts of global destruction." Clyde smirked,

"And you let him get away? Whoops! Is your butt Rhino-burger when you get back to the station." Jaime glared at him,

"Not now, Clyde." He shrunk back and Rani turned to Tybo,

"Didn't you have him in handcuffs, or something?" Tybo nodded,

"Prisoner was secured. I do not answer to humans, only those of superior species!" He nodded to Jaime, who glared furiously at him,

"You crashed and let some creature that has already destroyed twelve planets loose on a level 5 world, which I happen to like, which makes it ten times worse for you! I think you answer to all of these humans, Captain Tybo!" Before Tybo could answer any more questions, a girl's scream echoed in the distance, he tried to stand,

"I am unwell." Sarah-Jane turned to them,

"Luke, Rani. Stay with Captain Tybo. Clyde, Jaime - come with me!" Sarah-Jane ran off and Jaime winked at Clyde, fetching her gun from her boot and cocking it, she ran after Sarah-Jane, who shouted, "And Clyde, leave the gun!"

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Jaime, Sarah-Jane and Clyde rushed over to a scared and crying girl, "The monster…" Sarah-Jane crouched near her, placing an arm on her shoulder,

"It's all right. It's gone now. You're safe." The little girl sniffed,

"It took my mummy." Jaime turned to Clyde,

"Have a look around, see what you can find." As he left, Jaime sat the little girl on a stool,

"Hello," She smiled softly, "What's your name? I'm Jaime." The girl sniffled again,

"I'm Julie, where's my mummy gone?" Sarah-Jane rubbed her arm,

"Now, now, it'll be alright." Clyde came running back to them,

"I've had a look around. There's no sign of Androvax or the mum. I don't get it. What would a "destroyer of worlds" want with a little girl's mum?" Jaime sniffed discretely, something smelt off; Sarah-Jane shook her head,

"I don't know. A hostage maybe? Something to bargain with?" Clyde smirked,

"Then Androvax doesn't know Captain Tybo very well, does he? Tybo won't let something like a human get in the way of his trigger finger." Sarah-Jane frowned,

"This is exactly why we have to find Androvax before Tybo does." She stood and made a phone call to Luke, while Jaime stood to look around the room they were in, she held out her fingers to feel for displacement particles, they were there, but hurriedly covered up. She turned back to Julie, who was talking to Sarah-Jane and Clyde,

"It was a monster!" Sarah-Jane shook her head,

"It was an alien. Not a monster. Aliens are people, just like us. They look a bit different, that's all." Julie shook her head,

"It looked horrible!" Jaime frowned slightly,

"Well, humans look like pink weasels to him, too. This is a strange place to him. I'm sure he's just as scared as you are." Clyde nodded,

"Jaime's right, I reckon he just wants your mum to help him…Phone home…Or something." Jaime swung her head slowly around to look at him, he shrugged slightly and she sighed, turning back to Julie,

"But the important thing is you have to trust me, Julie. You have to trust me to find your mum and look after you." Julie peered at her closely,

"I trust you, Jaime Harper." Jaime stood,

"Good, all I needed to know. Do you know what I now want to know? When I told you my surname was Harper? Or, better yet, why is this entire room covered in displacement particles?" Sarah-Jane nodded,

"Or how about why my scanner has been reading you as not really human?" Julie shimmered and Androvax stepped out of her body and reached up to touch Sarah-Jane's head, Androvax turned to Jaime,

"Hmm, it's a real shame I couldn't possibly be able to touch your mind…" He pointed to Clyde, who had edged towards Sarah-Jane, "Stay where you are!" Clyde narrowed his eyes,

"What do you want?" Androvax's tongue flicked across his face,

"I'm at the top of the Judoon's Most Wanted List. I want to stay there." Jaime scoffed,

"See, I can't let you do that. Now, let Sarah-Jane go!" Androvax smirked,

"I don't think so." He began to shimmer and stepped back into Sarah-Jane's body, Clyde lunged forward,

"No! Leave her alone!" Androvax had disappeared and Sarah-Jane turned on Clyde and Jaime. All it took was a touch to their heads before they were entranced and Jaime's world went black.

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Jaime awoke with a start as cold water hit her face; she gasped and stumbled forward, grasping her surroundings. She cracked her neck, "Oh I hate those bloody hoses…" Tybo repeated his actions with Clyde, who also awoke with a gasp.

"Wha-? Get off me!" Tybo dropped the hose and Rani looked at the two,

"What happened?" Luke nodded,

"Where's mum?" Jaime sighed,

"Androvax, he's Veil life form. He can hide inside bodies of other beings." Rani frowned at her,

"And you didn't think to tell us?" Jaime raised her eyebrows,

"What? You really think I knew before I got 'entranced'?" Tybo stepped forward,

"Besides, knowledge not relevant." Luke glared at him,

"Not relevant? Well now your escaped prisoner is hiding inside my Mum. I'd say that's pretty relevant, wouldn't you?" Jaime noticed Julie and her mum waking up,

"I think we'd better get out of here." She turned to Tybo, "You might be difficult to explain." The others nodded and Clyde looked at himself,

"Yeah. And has anybody got a towel?" Jaime looked back at him as they made their way out,

"Suck it up, Clyde." They left the building and began their long trek back to Bannerman Road, Rani sighed,

"This is crazy. If we're going to find Sarah Jane - or Androvax - whatever - we're going to need a lift." Clyde snorted and gestured Tybo,

"Yeah. And who's going to stop for him?" Jaime tsked,

"You'd be surprised how dense humans are…" She caught the looks on their faces and smiled, "Sorry." Rani jumped as a police four by four headed towards them,

"Quick! Get him out of sight!" Tybo just stepped into the road,

"Transportation." Clyde shook his head,

"No! That's the police!" Tybo held up his hand, signalling the police to stop,

"Then they will co-operate." The car rolled to a stop and Tybo held up his gun at the two policemen, holding out a plastic sheet in the other hand, one of the policemen ran away while the other frowned at the five of them,

"What's going on?" Jaime stepped forward,

"Sorry, yeah, he's from out of town." She flashed him her psychic paper, "Detective Harper, we're gonna need to accommodate your vehicle." The policemen just took one last look a Tybo before running off after his colleague, Tybo put away his gun,

"Co-operation appreciated." He moved towards the driver's seat, Jaime stepped forward,

"Um, Captain, I think I should drive…Do you even know how?" Tybo turned to face her,

"I am trained to pilot all methods of apprehension." Jaime gave him a look of disbelief,

"Yeah, I'm driving."

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"Can't you go any faster?" Jaime nearly growled at the question,

"Rani-" She was interrupted by Tybo,

"Speed limit. Thirty miles an hour." Jaime nodded to Rani,

"Listen alright; even I can't break the law in front of a Judoon…" Rani snorted,

"What is it with you - don't they get Starsky and Hutch repeats in Judoonland?" Tybo didn't seem to understand,

"It is law." Clyde poked his head between the two front seats,

"It's a police car; you can turn on the blues and twos."

"Undercover operation." Tybo replied, causing Jaime to nod,

"He has a point." She stopped the car at a busy junction and a convertible stopped beside them, playing music. Very loud music. Tybo grimaced, and before Jaime could stop him he put the window down, "Tybo, what are you doing?!" Tybo leant across Jaime and pointed his gun at the young driver,

"Attention." The driver turned to face him, eyes wide, "Noise exceeds permitted levels.

Turn down." Nodded furiously, the driver turned the music down and Tybo sat back in his seat, putting the window back up. Jaime shook her head and pulled away as the lights turned green.

They got to Sarah-Jane's house slower than the teens would have liked and the five jumped out, looking at the empty driveway. Luke turned to them, "Mum isn't here." Jaime shook her head,

"Doesn't mean she hasn't been, come on." Tybo turned back to the car,

"No Androvax. Must keep looking." Rani grabbed his arm,

"No! You can't go stomping around the streets! You're an alien! Someone is going to notice." Luke nodded,

"If Mum was here, there could be a clue where they've gone now." Tybo cocked his head to the side,

"Clue?" Clyde laughed,

"Oh boy! Don't they teach you anything in the Judoon Police Academy?" Tybo pointed to his gun,

"All I need." Jaime rolled her eyes, a beeping sound emitted from Tybo's scanner and a light, he checked it,

"Judoon recovery mission. Entered solar space." Jaime threw her hands up,

"Oh great! More Judoon! Can't they just let Torchwood deal with it?!" Tybo shook his head,

"Androvax not escape!" Luke looked at him,

"And what about my mum?"

"Androvax capture and trial. Priority. Humans irrelevant." Jaime shushed them all,

"Listen, it takes forty-five minutes for a Judoon ship to cross the solar system, we need to find Sarah-Jane before they get here!" She held out her manipulator, "There's a trace her, a trans-body fusion occurred, which means…" Clyde clicked his fingers,

"Androvax was here!" They strode purposefully into the house and up to the attic, where Luke ran to the chimney,

"Mr Smith, we need you!" The usual fanfare occurred, but his screen was a pulsating red,

"Luke! Clyde! Rani! Run! Get out of the house, now!" Luke frowned,

"I don't understand…"

"Sarah Jane has instructed my self-detonation protocols to initiate on activation. I will explode in sixty seconds. The explosion will destroy all of Bannerman Road. You must run! Now!" Jaime looked at Luke in horror, clueless on what to do…

END OF EPISODE ONE

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