Right, so before you read this I would like to apologize, because I am so horrified that I typed this and published it. Not only am I going to taint your pure image of One Piece forever, but I also have this horrible tendency to procrastinate in my writing. I havent updated my stories in awhile...Sorry. This is just a one-shot, and believe me I had a hard time typing this. It was just a joke I used to creep out a friend of mine, but I couldn't leave it alone after that.

Right, I'm rambling.

Just a warning

Point of no return, guys!

I don't own One Piece

One very very long night of binge drinking had been all it took. They had believed that it was something they could forget, and they tried too, but soon it became too obvious that there was going to be a major consequence for one night's mistake. Both were horrified. Dragon frantically called his father, who came immediately to help his son out. Meaning, he sat on the couch in his son's office and chomped on donuts waiting for his grandchild to be born. He also laughed… a lot. To this day, Dragon refuses to remember those long months spent trying to hide the mother's pregnancy and avoid his father. Garp made sure that Dragon knew how hilarious this situation was. Maybe it was his way of punishing Dragon for being so stupid. After nine months of near disasters, the baby boy, Monkey D. Luffy, couldn't be born soon enough. Right after the birth, he was trundled into Garp's complaining arms and sent away to Dawn Island where Dragon had grown up. Not even Luffy's mother knew where he was sent. She wasn't too worried though. She had always been a strange character, and once Luffy was gone she gratefully changed back to her more comfortable form. Both of the parents realized that they both needed some space to forget this nightmare. Dragon stayed to lead the Revolutionaries, and the mother went and got herself caught and sent to Impel Down to wait for the right moment to spring free. The horrors of that nine months were all but forgotten until a little over seventeen years later. Luffy still hasn't been told who his mother is, and it is preferred that his knowledge remains this way. For both Dragon and Ivankov agree that some things should never be discovered.

...I have no way to explain this. Please forgive me.

Garp would have been so obnoxious haha

Anyway...

Sorry

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