As usual thank you for reading this story and thank you even more if you're reading this authors note, I wrote this CRACKfic at a friends house a few weeks ago and never published it. As it says in the summary this story inspired the story New Secret, this is my first VK crackfic/first VK story and New Secret is my first multy chapteral (if either of those things are spelt correctly I would be surprised) Vampire Knight fanfiction. Hope you enjoy! Review!

"Oh Zero~" The chairmen beamed as he approached his now slightly scowling foster son. "Kaname asked me to give you these, there new blood tablets!"

"Why would that damn vampire want to give me blood tablets?" Zero asked, glaring at his guardian for being stupid enough to waste his time on this.

"Oh come on Zero, he said he wants to make a mends, and he even made them himself, that's just how much he cares!" By this point, Zero was shaking with irritation at Cross's stupidity and persistence.

"Fine I'll take one! But if I die it'll be on you!" Zero snatched the bottle from the chairmen's hands and opened it. The pills were pink, that was new, he took one out of the bottle, examined it, and then swallowed it.

There was a puff of pink smoke and suddenly Zero felt quite strange, his chest felt heavier and shirt was tight. Zero lifted up his empty hand and put it on his chest, as he did he paled slightly and dropped the bottle that he was still holding. "THAT BASTARD!"

Zero stormed out of the school and made his way over to the moon dorms, ignoring all of the strange looks he was getting along the way thanks to his sudden slight change in appearance (his boobs) and burst into the dorms and up the stairs, he also ignored the protests from the other vampires, even when the stairs started to freeze over.

"Bastard!" Zero yelled a second time as he stormed into the purebloods dorm room, said pureblood was lounging of the couch across from him, his eyes lit up as he saw the hunter.

"Well, I didn't think you except them so easily," Kaname said, smiling at the 'girl' across from him with a satisfied grin.

"What the fuck did you do!" Zero yelled again, clenching his fists in anger. The vampire on the couch rose from his seat and made his way over to his recently turned female guest. He ran his fingertips along her jaw line and lent forward slightly.

"I want to make you my bride." He whispered, and then let his hand drop from the hunters face.

"Wha-what about Yuki!?" Zero asked in a mixture of confusion and slight humiliation.

"She's just a girl, I want someone more manly, a real women." Kaname whispered the last part in a seductive voice.

Punch!

"You want a real man you idiot!"