A/n:) Well now, I guess I should explain a confusion one of the reviewers pointed out that I had neglected to factor in. Shinra and Shizuo do NOT know if Eireen's a Dullahan, so...I apologize about that error ^_^". Oh, and this chapter is going to be EXTREMELY short, only because I'm still finalizing the details of my master plan XDD Happy Valentine's everybody. On to the story of Insanity dammit :D

Disclaimer: ^_^ I do not, I repeat, do not own Durarara in any way, shape or form. This is just a figment of my imagination about another person's figment of imagination.

"Are you ever going to hurry up? This is for both your sisters' well being after all. Besides, it's the least you can do after surprising me with that explosion."

A flaunt of the hand came from around a brick wall in a shady alley. There were some windows here and there that were open, but the locals who lived in them usually try to stay out of whatever is going on. Izaya and Kyohei, incidentally escaped an explosion that staged their deaths, are currently scurrying the maze of Tokyo to find the underground doctor's house. "Dotachin, I thought I told you already, to me: they're merely friends, but the fact that someone else involved them in my own game is something that I can't sit back from. And surprises are much more fun when you're least expecting it."

Sirens are heard in the direction of Yagiri Pharmaceutical, and the injured info broker could barely keep his distance ahead of Kyohei. *Thump* Izaya collapsed to the floor, unable to continue. Now most people would normally collapse because they're suffering major blood loss, but Izaya's situation is a little different, "Oi, Dotachin, I'm feeling a bit hungry so I'm going to need you to get some ootoro to help me get my strength back." With annoyance, the van gang leader looked behind himself, and sighed. A few life threatening situations with the strongest man in Ikebukuro and yet hunger can bring this raven down from its nest? Life can only be too cruel for those who wished for this man's death.

"You know Izaya, I told you and Erika for the thousandth time: stop calling me Dotachin, it's Kyohei. I don't even know what it even means!" The echo from his voice caused some nearby cats to crash and knock down some trashcans. Without thinking, the van gang leader slumped up against the wall down to his former classmate's level. Peaceful moments hardly occurred around this city, but since it was especially peaceful around the notorious info broker, it would be extremely beneficial to enjoy it while it lasts. Enjoy it...before all the ensuing chaos to come will take its toll on everyone who will soon be involved.

"How did it come to this Izaya? One minute we're enjoying the mundane of our everyday lives, the next we have to get everybody to assist you." For a moment the info broker didn't say anything, save for a smirk plastered on his face. The thoughts running through his head might as well be the world's most well kept secret other than the Gentleman's Club in London. "There was never anything mundane in this city and you know it," Izaya said in a more serious tone,"but I still need some ootoro if you expect me to keep going...Dotachin." An initial grunt came from Kyohei, "If it weren't for this I wouldn't help you," he said while fishing out the letter he retrieved from the otaku couple.

"Ohhh, Dotachin, you received my message, did you like what I wrote?" Izaya smirked. Kyohei lifted himself up and proceeded to wrap the info broker's arm around him to help carry his deadweight. Normally when Kyohei goes to retrieve his mail from his usual spot, it's just money from his job that he collects. But a week ago, he received a letter:

Dotachin,

I'm sure you're reading this so I'll make it quick. My father has put my sisters up for collateral since he's fallen into debt with the Awakusu. Mr. Shiki might pay me a visit later on, so I thought I'd entice you to help me, otherwise I'll send the identities of every Dollars member to every opposing gang out there. Get your group to contact Shizu-chan and tell him to go to Russia Sushi once I receive word.

Izaya

This week, he received another letter: Come over right away, alone. It's happening sooner than I expected. "It's not like you to help another person, let alone your twin sisters," muttered Kyohei. It's true Izaya never assisted another human being other than himself, but to involve his sisters in his game was just unacceptable. The smoke coming from the pharmaceutical company billowed against the sky, leaving a distinct odor everywhere the two crossed. Walking over to Shinra's house is exhausting, especially with dead weight relying on you at a moment's notice, but if they were to avoid the Awakusu, they'd need to do everything humanly possible to avoid them. Although...going to an underground doctor's house for hiding purposes isn't a really good idea since the Awakusu hire him occasionally. Both men slowly shuffled through the maze of alleys, not caring whether they make small talk or not anymore, but a thought ran through the info broker's head as he turned his head towards Yagiri Pharmaceutical.

This war might have started with my father, but it's going to end with me...hahaha

YAY, I updated after being gone for who knows how long (Still ashamed of my absence ;^;) Okay, so there were a few things I wanted to get my chest off. I'm currently focused on trying to find a job, which is the reason I haven't updated in a long time so I apologize, the real world takes my time away and chokes it to death. It was pretty nice to come back, although I had to review everything I had written in this story and throw out the initial idea for it when I first started right out the window. This is what I get for being gone almost a year XDD. After reading my own story, I was so confused about what my past self wrote like, "What the heck was I trying to do to connect this whole story? This is just a bunch of random entries that makes no sense :/ " Well I understand that, but after reading through it, I just had an idea, and all thanks to my last update in this story :D Thank you past me. Everything will make sense later in the long run hopefully, or not...but until then may Love and Insanity take control of our lives :D