So this is the result of me being bored in class. I hope it's not too cliche, and I know I could do a lot more with it, but for now it's just a quick thing for fun. PLEASE review and let me know what I could to to make this more funny! I will post one chap a day to gather steam, depending on feedback. Enjoy!

Hetalia High

This year at Bixington High School was going to be very different. At parent orientation, the principal announced that the staff would be replaced with foreign teachers from all over the world. The board believed this would help expand the education and perspective of the students. On the first day of school, the students didn't really know what to expect.

Core Classes

English II – Kirkland, Arthur – Country: England

The students are greeted at the door by a thin, shorter man with scruffy blonde hair and bright green eyes. "Hello, welcome to English II. You will kindly seat yourself in desk 2A." He says after shaking hands with each one. The students feel a pit of dread as they realize their English teacher is English. The classroom is ridiculously neat and organized; most of the posters either black and white or dully colored. On Mr. Kirkland's podium is a cup of tea. The classroom is generally silent as he walks to the black-board.

English II Fun Facts:

NO BAD GRAMMAR. This is the first and foremost rule of Mr. Kirkland's class. If he hears a slip, you have twice as much homework as the already impossible amount.

Mr. Kirkland only uses the blackboard, and he writes in cursive. He also expects the students to write in cursive so you'd better learn.

NO NOT TOUCH HIS TEACUP. Don't touch it, don't ask.

Anyone caught trying to sneak something into his tea will have detention for a week. Said mischief-maker is always told on because if the class won't tell who did it, then they all have detention.

No gum. Mr. Kirkland has a hawk's eye for gum-chewers, and they have to spend the weekend scraping gum off of desks.

Mr. Kirkland brags about English authors, and every novel the class reads is written by one.

He teaches English spellings, and counts off for American ones.

A TON OF HOMEWORK. It's ridiculous. Mr. Kirkland believes English is the most important subject.

Pretty much everyone hates him, but that year the school got number one for English test scores.

Everyone knows that Mr. Kirland has a thing for magic. One day when he got especially angry, he roared, "I'M GOING TO CURSE YOU ALL!" Then he calmly walked to the phone, chuckling evilly, and dialed a number. "I have summoned you from the depths of hell. SHOW YOURSELF!" The class room stares dumbfounded as Mr. Kirkland puts down the reciever and sits at his desk, smiling contendedly and watching the door. A few minutes later, Mr. Braginski's head popped in. "You called?"

Every now and then Mr. Kirkland's nephew, Peter, will be in class. He spends the hour lounging at his uncle's desk, interrupting lectures and repeatedly calling Mr. Kirkland a jerk. The class loves it, because 1) Mr. Kirkland is hilarious when he gets mad and 2) He can't punish Peter by giving him homework, so he is helpless against the rudeness.

Everyone is ecstatic on the days that Mr. Kirkland is gone. The substitute is Mr. Chun from Hong Kong. Even though Mr. Kirkland assigns work, Mr. Chun just gives everyone free 100's for the day and covers up their bad behavior.

Algebra II – Honda, Kiku – Country: Japan

"Good morning." The students are greeted by a slight bow from their Japanese teacher. The classroom is decorated with some traditional Japanese décor and nature photographs. He seems nice enough, and so the students chat until he walks to the front of the room.

"Hello, class. My name is Mr. Honda, and I am your Algebra teacher for this year. Tomorrow we will review what you already know, but today we will not be doing any math." The students sigh with relief. "Now, may I please have a volunteer?" The students look around at each other in surprise A cocky boy raises his hand.

"Yes. What is your name?"

"Derek."

"Thank you for volunteering, Derek-kun. Please stand by me." The boy sidles over to Mr. Honda, smirking at the class. "Now. Today I am going to teach you some ancient Japanese ninja techniques." The students' heads snap up and the boy's eyes widen as Mr. Honda pulled a sword seemingly out of nowhere. "This is a Katana. It is ancient Japanese weapon. I will show you how it is used. Derek-kun, would you please hold out your right arm." By the end of the demonstration, the class applauded and whooped for their Algebra teacher, who despite his mellow appearance and soft voice, really knows some moves. From day one they like him and respect him, and do not want to get on his bad side.

Algebra II Fun Facts:

Mr. Honda is a patient teacher and will go over the material as many times as the class needs.

He assigns a good amount of homework – not WAY too much.

If everyone does well on a test, Mr. Honda will bring some Japanese snacks. Some like them, some don't.

If any students get out of hand, Mr. Honda will pull and epic ninja move when they least expect it. The Katana is mounted on the wall.

Mr. Honda is constantly bombarded with requests for manga drawings, to which he replies, "It is unprofessional." Still, everyone knows he is a sexy beast at it.

Mr. Honda is also in charge of yearbook – photography is his passion.

Geometry – Adnan, Sadiq – Country: Turkey

Girls squeal when they see that their Geometry teacher is a tall, muscular man with chestnut skin and dark brown hair. He is dressed in jeans and a hoodie, lounging in his chair as he watches the students file in. The only unnerving thing about him is the phantom-of-the-opera type mask he's wearing. He appears approachable, so a few kids ask him about it. "It gives me power." is his response. By now the students are used to weird teachers and just accept it. The noise dies down when Mr. Adnan walks to the front of class.

"Hey guys, I'm Coach Adnan. What's up?" His accent makes him sound very uncool, and a few kids snigger. "So this is Geometry. Don't worry, it's not that hard."

Geometry Fun Facts:

Coach Adnan doesn't wear his mask every day. He has no scars to hide – his face is very handsome. Nobody ever knows why he wears it, and he does so at random.

He gives out very little homework – for this the students are eternally grateful.

Coach Adnan's form of discipline is yelling very loudly at any misbehaving students, usually making fun of them/humiliating them in from of the class.

He claims to be best friends with Mr. Honda, although when asked, Mr. Honda will not really give an answer.

He bashes on Coach Karpusi a lot, and expresses a dislike for cats.

DO NOT TOUCH OR WEAR HIS MASK. You will not live to see another day.

Coach Adnan is the assistant coach for football, even though there is no football in Turkey. He barely knows the rules.

Biology – Braginski, Ivan – Country: Russia

The students line up outside of the door, chatting in the hall. Right before the bell rings, it opens to reveal a giant man in a lab coat. He's smiling sweetly down at them, which creeps them out. The talking ceases immediately. "Hello, I am Mr. Braginski. Thank you for lining up against the wall. If there had been a fire or gas leakage in one of these rooms, the poor people inside would need a way to escape. Blocking the doors would result in long and painful death, da?" The students are frozen in terror. Why was he still smiling?!

The remainder of day 1 is even more horrifying. Mr. Braginski goes over safety rules and procedures, happily describing in great detail exactly what would happen if you, say, get acid in your eye. "Then your cornea will start to deteriorate and you will be crying out in pure agony…"

Biology Fun Facts:

Everyone – no matter who you are – is absolutely terrified of Mr. Braginski. Fear is the main factor of his classes.

There are NO discipline issues.

Mr. Braginski's favorite labs are the dangerous ones – he enjoys describing worse-case also enjoys showing the class pickled body parts. This will make you pee your pants.

Because the students are so focused on surviving, they have the highest Biology test scores the school has ever seen.

On the rare occasion that a student is brave enough to ask a question, Mr. Braginski is actually a very patient teacher.

He always has a vase of sunflowers on his desk.

It is a well-known fact that he loves sunflowers. Perhaps the biggest dare anyone can think of is to kill the sunflowers. When someone finally did, Mr. Braginski actually cried in front of the class. This was scarier than anything else he had done.

A way to avoid work is to ask a scientific question about sunflowers. He will talk for the whole hour.

Unfortunately for his students, things do not improve on the days that Mr. Braginski is absent. The day before he left, he announced that his "sestra" would be subbing. For some reason, he looked nervous about it. The next day, the students line up in the hall under the death-glare of a beautiful young woman with long silver-blonde hair. Her midnight blue eyes burn with utter loathing, and she has a disecting tool clenched in her fist like a knife. "My name is Ms. Arlovskaya. I am Ivan's little sister. I feel sorry for him, having to deal with snotty scum like you all day." She says very little for the remainder of the day, handing out worksheets and sitting on Mr. Braginski's desk, glaring at them as they work. One student leaned over to the girl next to him to ask a question, and a scalpel whizzed just inches from his ear and lodged itself into the wall behind him.

After that, the students developed an "Arlovskaya Alert System", where they spread the word and skip class to avoid getting killed that day. Suprisingly, Mr. Braginski does not get onto them for avoiding his sister.

Chemistry – Oxenstierna, Berwald – Country: Sweden.

The students line up in the hall, waiting to meet their new chemistry teacher. When the bell rings, an extremely tall man with blonde hair, glasses, and stony cold blue eyes emerges from the room. He just stares at them for almost a full minute. The students can't help but think he's contemplating murder. When at last he does speak, his voice is incredibly deep and intimidating. "C'm in." After another moment of staring, he leads the way into the classroom. "Th's 's chemistry. M' name is Mr. Oxenstierna. If 'ts too hard t' pr'nounce, y' cn' call m' Mr.O."

Chemistry Fun Facts:

The students are terrified of Mr. O. He speaks in short, curt sentences and spends a lot of time staring them down. He never blinks, and nobody knows what goes on in his head.

Mr. O. is like a robot. He only talks to teach and give instruction. He never chats or gives his opinion on anything. Mr. O. never repeats himself, and whatever he says is extremely important. To be in his class means when you hear his voice, you'd better pay attention.

There are no behavior issues in chemistry.

Students often argue over which science teacher is more terrifying: The childlike sadistic Bio teacher, or the robot cerial killer Chem teacher.

On Mr. O's desk is a photo of a smiling man with blonde hair and brown eyes. When someone finally worked up the nerve to ask who it is he says, "Th'ts m' wife, Tino." The kids freeze. HOLY CRAP.

One day Mr. O says to the class, "I won't b' here t'morrow. M' wife, Tino, will b' subs'tuting." The next day, the man in the photograph is standing by the door, grinning widely as his eyes sparkle. "Hey, guys, how are you? My name is kind of hard to pronounce, so you guys can call me Mr. T. Well, I guess we can all go in, now!" The students can't believe how opposite this man is of Mr. O. He walks happily to the front of the room and sits on Mr. O's desk. "Well, everybody, I have good news. Today you guys don't have to do any work! Great, right?" The students pump their fists. "I'm glad you are happy! Berwald doesn't like his students to not do anything, but…" he blushed and smiled apologetically. "He doesn't really trust me with chemicals and stuff like that."

The kids like Mr. T. (Even if he is kind of annoying) because they don't have to do any work and it's nice to have a human as your teacher instead of a lifeless killer-robot. When asked about the whole "wife" thing, Mr. T. blushes a lot, laughs nervously and claims he and "Berwald" are just really close friends. Sure, Mr. T. Sure.

The week before Christmas break, Mr. T. randomly shows up and visits each classroom, wishing everyone a Merry Christmas and giving a present to each teacher.

At the end of the year, Mr. O. brings his best students a bar of Swedish chocolate. They purposefully talk about how wonderful it is in front of Mr. Zwingly. He gets into another chocolate rant, but all the students say is, "Well, if you would let us taste yours, we would be able to judge whose is better!" (They still don't get any of Mr. Zwingly's chocolate.)