I got this idea randomly one day and though it would be hilarious. Sorry. :) If you like it, leave a review with another scene from the books and I'll try and do it too.

This is a parody of the end of Chapter 17 in Blood Promise when Dimitri captures Rose in Russia :D

I just needed a few more seconds, a few more seconds to drink him in before I killed him. I gaped at him open-mouthed until he sighed.

'Rose, take a picture. It will last longer.'

'OK!' I whipped out my iPhone. 'Ok, move a little to the left. Smile a bit. Yeah, like that. Good.' I snapped the first picture and looked at it for a while, frowning.

'Nah. That's not good. Could you like move a bit? To the shadows, like, over there. And bare your teeth like you want to eat me or something?' I waved the iPhone around.

Dimitri gave me a funny look but complied.

'Oh, that's better.' I took another picture.

'Can you like crouch over her?' I pointed to turtle-lady. Dimitri rolled his eyes, moving to crouch over the old lady.

I took another picture. 'Yeah. This one is really good. Hmmm, how about you hold an "I'm going to eat you" sign. That would be pretty funny.'

'Rose, I don't have an "I'm going to eat you" sign.' He gave an exasperated sigh.

'Oh, no worries. I can make one.' I pulled a bright pink highlighter and a sheet of paper and scrawled "I'm going to eat you" on it in large curly letters. I skipped up to Dimitri and shoved the paper in to his hands.

'Hold it like that.' I said, demonstrating.

'Rose, you are totally killing my god-like image. I'm supposed to be smashing your head against a pole and dragging you off to my castle, not standing here posing for photos.' Dimitri glared at me.

'Calm down Comrade, we'll get to that part.' I replied cheerfully while arranging his arms.

I stepped back and picked up the phone again.

'Move forward a bit, I can't read the writing.' Dimitri stepped forward. 'Perfect!' Another photo. I tapped on turtle-lady's arm.

'Hey could you take a photo? My boyfriend and I are tourists.' Turtle-lady nodded. Dimitri opened his mouth to protest but I clamped my hand over his mouth and grinned for the camera.

'Another one!' I squealed, removing my hand from Dimitri's mouth and throwing it around his waist, my other hand making bunny ears above his head. Dimitri attempted to squat them away but turtle-lady was too fast, snapping the picture before he lifted his hand. I leapt onto his back and grinned for the camera again.

I slid off and took my phone back. 'How about –'

Dimitri interrupted me. 'No! That's enough. Unless you want to post them on Facebook or something, we're going.'

Damn, he was full of good ideas. 'Give me a second then.' I pressed the Facebook app, scowling when I saw there was no internet.

'C'mon Comrade, no internet here.' I grabbed his arm and started dragging him up the street.

'Use your data.' Dimitri protested.

'The Academy will get mad. They said I'm not allowed to use my data for Facebook.' I pouted. Dimitri groaned and yanked his arm back. Once he started walking, I clapped my hands and skipped around him.

'Yay! You're the best Strigoi boyfriend ever!'

He glared at me but stayed silent. I sighed and pulled out my phone, checking for Wi-Fi.

'Where are we going Comrade?'

'The library.' He snapped.

'Oh does grumpy bum Dimitri have PMS.' I made sure to say it in an annoyingly happy voice.

'Rose.' Dimitri snapped.

'Oh calm down. Here we are.' I skipped into the library and sat on one of the chairs. Dimitri leant against the wall nearby. I opened Facebook and signed in.

'Rose, hurry up.'

'Sorr-ey, I have like 20 notifications. I checked my Facebook like ten minutes ago. I feel so loved!'

I opened the notifications.

Lissa Dragomir commented on your status

Lissa Dragomir sent you a request in Farmville

Lissa Dragomir sent you a request in Petville

Lissa Dragomir sent you a request in Vampireville

Lissa Dragomir joined the group Dimitri is an evil creature of the night

Lissa Dragomir joined the group Rose is gone L

Lissa Dragomir invited you to the event: Rose is gone, let's PARTAAAY!

Lissa Dragomir sent you a request in Partyville

Lissa Dragomir sent you a request in battle of the vampires

Lissa Dragomir sent you a request in Dimitri vs. Rose

Lissa Dragomir tagged you in a photo

Lissa Dragomir tagged you in a photo

Lissa Dragomir commented on a photo you were tagged in

Lissa Dragomir has invited you to the event: 50 ways to kill Rose

Lissa Dragomir has invited you to the event: 50 ways to imprison Rose

Lissa Dragomir has invited you to the event: 50 ways to piss Rose off

Lissa Dragomir has invited you to the event: 50 ways to make sure Rose doesn't come back from Russia

Lissa Dragomir has invited you to the event: 50 ways to celebrate Rose's death

Lissa Dragomir has invited you to the event: 50 ways to pin Rose's murder on Tasha

Lissa Dragomir has invited you to the event: 50 ways to disable Rose

'Don't worry. Nothing important in the notifications.' I called to Dimitri.

'I don't care.' He called back.

'Which photos should I upload?'

'I really don't care.'

'You're so right! That one with you and that sign was hilarious.'

I uploaded it.

'Rose you have one minute.' Dimitri called threateningly.

I attempted to upload as many as possible. Just as the last one was uploading, Dimitri stormed over and yanked me up by my arm.

'No! Wait!' I yelled, hooking my leg around a pole. 'Two more seconds! Look! Two more seconds.'

Dimitri yanked me harder and my leg was ripped from the pole.

'Spoilsport.' I grumbled. I ripped my arm free from his grasp and ran back into the library and uploaded the last photo. Dimitri followed me and dragged me back out.

'Ok, ok. You can do the whole smashing-head-against-pole thing now.' I sighed.

Dimitri lashed out just as my phone beeped.

'Wait!' I shrieked, ducking and pulling my phone out of my pocket. 'Facebook notification.'

Dimitri scowled but stopped the punch while I checked my phone.

Lissa Dragomir, Eddie Castile, Mia Rinaldi, Adrian Ivashkov, Abe Mazur and Janine Hathaway liked your photo

'Oh!' I squealed, waving the phone in Dimitri's face. 'Look! 6 likes.'

'I don't care.' Dimitri growled through his teeth.

I put my phone in my pocket and Dimitri attempted to punch me again.

His fist swung towards me. My phone beeped.

'Wait!' I held my hands out. Dimitri grabbed my phone, threw it on the ground and stomped on it.

I knelt next to it, trying to reassemble it so I could see what the message was.

I sat back on my haunches.

'That was just mean.' I sniffed as he hit me.

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