It has been 6 years after the events of South Park. Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny and Butters have just entered 11th grade, and all the boys and girls are now attending South Park High School. The sky is still blue, the snow is still white, and the town itself has not changed too much.
Chapter 1: Fun Time is Over
It was Tuesday the 2nd of September in the small mountain town of South Park, Colorado. Summer break has come to an end, and now its the start of a New school year.
[ Stan's House, 6:00am ]
Whats changed the most about Stan is obviously his height, now standing at 5 foot 10 inches tall with a lean athletic build. The 16 year old, Blue eyed, Clean cut Raven has since grown into a handsome young man, who still wears the red poof-ball hat, but replaced the brown shirt with a Burton black hoodie with red, white and blue stripes, Black denim jeans with Black Converse all star High tops.
Over the last few years Stan's personality had not changed too much, just increased confidence and a more all round personality. He is still super best friends with Kyle, and remains the main man of the group. He was also in an on and off relationship with Wendy, which is now off for good (so far). Stan's social life has so far been fun to average, with casual sex and the occasional drink, no drugs or getting trashed. In his free time he is either playing Xbox with Kyle, surfing the net (No facebook), or hang out and shooting basketballs with his friends.
Believe it or not he still had the same job he did in 4th grade as a paper delivery boy, getting up at 5:30am 5 days a week. Stan has always been average in school work except for History and Spanish which he is top of the class. Would you consider Stan a jock? I wouldn't say that considering he doesn't play any school sport.
When Stan was 13 his grandfather handed him a ring, a map and an unfinished mission before his death. The map leads to Sir Frances Marsh hidden treasure worth $30 million located somewhere in the world, in which Grandpa Marsh failed to find during his life, but has hope in Stan to find it. Stan plans to continue the mission after he graduates high school which is not for another 2-3 years.
This future mission inspired Stan to learn special force combat and strategics under Vietnam veterans, under Uncle Jimbo and Ned's wing. He also started to take up mixed martial arts with Cartman in the nearby town of Fairplay, Kyle couldn't go because of work and Kenny couldn't go because he couldn't afford tuition.
Stan had just arrived back home from his paper run, and is now sitting at the kitchen table eating breakfast with his parents.
"So Stan, you looking forward until school today?" asked an interested Sharon.
"No not really, Mom" replied Stan with an annoyed look.
Every week day during Summer break, Stan did paper runs from 5:30-6:00am earning $25 per run, $125 per week.
Once Stan finished his runs, he could do whatever the fuck he wanted for a whole day, but unfortunately school is back on.
"Fuck"
Sharon looked at Stan in annoyance.
"WHAT WAS THAT, Stanley?"
"I said fudge." lied Stan.
Randy who was looking at the news paper, was now looking at Stan.
"Son, are you driving to School, or taking the bus today?"
Stan finished his mouth full of cereal.
"Definitely driving Dad, now its only Kenny who doesn't have a ride."
Around the beginning of summer break Stan brought his very first Car, a white honda civic hatchback which he has never driven to school.
After 10 minutes, the Marshes had finished eating their breakfast, Randy gave his son a serious look.
"Son, just don't do a Shelley"
"Don't worry, I won't dad."
2 years ago when it was Shelley's first time driving to school, she ended up crashing into a grocery store, luckily no body had been killed.
In recent months Shelley had moved to San Antonio Texas to go to college, now the only Marshes in town is down to only Stan and his parents.
Stan jumped out of his chair.
"Thanks for breakfast Mom, time for a shower." said Stan as he left the breakfast table.
[ Kyle's House, 7:00am ]
Now 16 years old and standing at 5 foot 8 inches tall, Kyle has grown into a good looking young man with a lean body physique, but not as skinny as Kenny. The clean cut, green eye auburn jew has yet to get laid, with the excuse "School first, girls later". Whats changed about Kyle the most is the way he dressed, his green ushanka is now replaced by a green beanie cap, the orange jacket is now replaced by a grey billabong zip up hoodie, the green pants now replaced by black skinny jeans, with red Vans shoes covering his feet.
For Kyle life can be shit at times because of his bitch of a Mom forcing him to study, and Cartman on the attack. Despite these issues Kyle is at the top of all his classes accept for history in which Stan conquers. Just like Stan, Kyle is no jock and doesn't play school sport. Recently Kyle started working at Tweeks coffee 5 days a week after school so he couldn't train with Stan and Cartman. Though Kyle studies hard he is yet to have any idea what he is going to do as a career.
Kyle's social life is what many will call stale to mediocre. Though Kyle is still a virgin and doesn't have a girlfriend, he still goes to parties with his friends. Sometimes Stan or Kenny try to be his wing man which usually backfires due to Kyle not being interested. Kyle still remained high with his morals, but is no longer religious due to his Mom's bitchieness and too much traditions to follow. Kyle is what many girls would consider cute, but he just needs to stay relaxed and not get nervous. In his free time Kyle plays Xbox with Stan, goes on Facebook, hangs with his friends, or shoot basketballs. Kyle also owns a silver Suzuki Swift.
Not surprisingly, Kyle's relationship with Cartman has not improved what so ever over the last years, infact it had gotten worst. Their was an incident not so long ago where Kyle tried to get payback on Cartman for shitting in his bed by fighting him at stark pond, which resulted in Kyle getting kicked in the nuts, knocked unconscious and waking up naked on a train heading to Canada. Kyle then resorted to break everything in Cartman's room when he was not home, which resulted in Kyle getting arrested and paying for all the damage he caused thanks to a hidden camera in Cartman's room. Luckily for Kyle the police let him off with a warning. No matter how hard Kyle tried to get revenge on his enemy, Cartman was always 1 step ahead.
Kyle was asleep and suddenly his alarm clock wen't off.
"Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep."
The Jew instantly jumped out of bed, took a shower, got dressed and headed down to the kitchen.
When Kyle arrived, Ike and Sheila were sitting at the kitchen table eating breakfast.
"Good morning Bubbie." greeted Kyle's bitch of a Mom
Kyle rudely ignored his mothers greeting, giving her a look of anger instead.
"Wheres Dad?" asked the red head Jew.
Before Sheila could answer Kyle's question, she was cut off by Ike.
"He left early for work."
Sheila looked at Kyle with concern
"why do you ask Kyle? its obvious he starts early on Tuesdays." stated the fat bitch
Kyle gave his mother a look of annoyance.
"I just needed to ask him for some advice" corrected Kyle
"Advice for what?"
Kyle exhaled deeply and shook his head, annoyed at his mothers question.
"Father son talk" answered a pissed off Kyle.
"On how to get a Girlfriend."
"Ike, Shut Up!" shouted Kyle.
Ever since Kyle started High school he has had no luck with girls. He keeps trying to convince himself, school first girls later, but in his heart he wishes he had a girlfriend or at least sex.
Stan, Kenny, Cartman and most his year group have all had sex. The only 2 virgins known is himself and Butters.
"You working tonight bubbie?" asked a curious Sheila
"Yes, from 3:30 until 5:30" replied Kyle
Last year Kyle applied for a job at Tweeks coffee place and is now working every weekdays after school, while Stan and Cartman are training.
Kyle suddenly got out of his chair, wanting to get out of the house as soon as possible.
"Hey Mom, I'm heading out now, see you later tonight" said Kyle as he dismissed himself from the table.
"Good luck today, Love you." said Sheila as her oldest son left the house, it is now 7:40.
Kyle entered his silver Suzuki Swift and headed to off to School which he had to be there by 8am
[ Cartman's Bedroom, 7:50am ]
No Longer fat thanks to the mixed martial arts training he took up with Stan, 16 year old Cartman is a whole different beast from the one you've seen on television. Now Cartman is smarter, more manipulative, more intimidating, more tough and is always one step ahead in his activities. Cartman's appearance has changed quite a bit since he was in 4th grade especially his size and clothing, he now stands at 6 feet tall with a 200 pound athletic to muscular body type, with brown eyes and a comb over haircut similar to his idol Hitler. The bright blue beanie is replaced by a black and grey burton trope beanie worn when outside, the red jecket is now replaced by a red nike zipped down hoodie, with a yellow smiley face Hitler white t shirt underneath. The brown pants are now replaced by light brown jeans, with additional black and white Nike high tops.
Cartman's personality has not changed too much over the years, just mentally stronger and never cries. In school Cartman is feared by almost everyone including teachers. If anybody got on the wrong side of Cartman he would always make sure they paid, whether it was humiliation, black mail, lying, physically harming or even life threatening depending on the extent you wronged him.
1 year ago Cartman caught a group of 3 young adults using Mr. Kitty as a football, at a house down the road from his. Cartman stepped in and kicked the asses of the 3 guys harming his beloved cat until they only had an inch of life left. Just as Cartman was about to walk away with Mr. Kitty, he felt like what he did wasn't enough. With a sadistic smile, Cartman dragged the unconscious guys into their house and set the place on fire. The 3 guys were killed and Cartman was satisfied. Cartman pretended to be a witness and lied to the police, saying he saw 2 black guys walk out of the flaming house in order to cover his tracks, and also forced Butters into give the same false evidence.
Cartman is doing well in school, especially in German, Spanish, History and gym class. Cartman never studies he is just good at what he enjoys, he hates school but the reason he stays is because, Knowledge is Power.
Outside of school Cartman doesn't have a job, in which I mean a legal job. When Cartman was 12 he wanted to make money but didn't wan't to do some stupid little job that pays shit all, Cartman wanted to be his own man and earn money his way and didn't give a shit about the law. Cartman had become a successful drug dealer, selling Weed, Crack, Cocaine, Meth and Heroin to anyone who pays him. Cartman sometimes got Butters to help him out. Stan, Kyle and Kenny have no idea about Cartman's secret business. Cartman is smart enough not to store or produce any drugs at his house, so he uses a waterfall cave in the forest, which is a 15 minute walk outside the town. When Cartman is doing business he is known as Mitch Connor to protect his identity, and the dealing occurred at Butters house. The Park county police had searched everywhere to track down the source but never checked the waterfalls. Now Cartman alone is as wealthy as the whole Marsh family, and buys what he feels like whether its a game, clothing, electronic device or more drugs to sell. When another drug dealer emerges on the scene and sells for a lower price, Cartman would act as if he was a customer to locate them, but than tips them off to police, the police arrest the opposition and Cartman's business is back to full, this would work 50% of the time. If this method didn't work Cartman would sneak into their lab and steal their drugs, claiming and selling them as if they were his own. Cartman's dream is to one day become the most powerful man in america, with an army of minions, loaded with cash and a fountain in his office.
When Cartman is not busy hes' either watching tv, playing x box, planning revenge or studying psychology and German. In his mind his only 3 friends are Kenny, Stan and Mr. Kitty, other than those three and his Mother who he lives with, the whole world is his enemy. Butters is just his minion, and the reason Cartman hasn't finished Kyle is because he loves watching him suffer. Though Cartman is dangerous without weapons, everywhere he wen't he would carry a tazer and have access to a gun. Cartman also owns a custom Orange Toyota Supra imported from Japan.
Like Stan, Kyle and Kenny, Cartman also has a social life to a certain extent, but surprisingly he doesn't drink, smoke do drugs (expect deal them), he considers them a weakness and wan'ts to stay on top of his game 24/7. And no, Cartman is not a virgin, he has manipulated multiple girls into sleeping with him, this puts Kyle on the losing end of a punch line.
Cartman was sitting on his own couch, playing xbox on his own 50 inch LED television.
"Ah fuck" yelled Cartman after he looked at the clock, realizing he had to be at school in 10 minutes.
Cartman continued playing, while bitching to himself at the same time.
"This is fucking bullshit, why the fuck am I still going to school when I already have enough money to buy 3 brand new houses."
Over Summer break business has been good, Cartman made over $20,000 cash in only 2 months. Add that to his current $800,000 drug money.
There was one time when Liane got suspicious about how Cartman got all his money.
Cartman lied to her, telling her its a refund from the amusement park he brought 7 years ago in which she believes.
"Poopsakins, school starts in 7 minutes and Kenny is here!" shouted the former crack whore from downstairs.
Cartman turned off the Xbox and television.
"Fuck, I'm going now Mom!"
Cartman rushed out of his bed room, headed down the stairs and entered the living room.
Kenny was sitting on the couch waiting for his friend.
"Hey Cartman, you ready to go?"
"No, but I fucking have to. Bye Mom!" shouted Cartman.
"Bye sweetie, enjoy!" said Liane from the other room.
Cartman and Kenny left the living room and headed to the door.
"I sure will, Misses Cartman." shouted Kenny in reply to Liane.
The 2 boys were standing in front of the door, Cartman gave Kenny a look of anger.
"Do you still wan't a ride to school Kenny?" asked the former fat boy
Kenny shrugged his shoulders.
"Yeah."
"Well Shut the fuck up you poor faggot." shouted Cartman.
Kenny looked at Cartman with a cheeky smile.
"I'm not the one who had Kyle to suck my balls"
Cartman looked back at Kenny with an evil smile.
"And I'm not the one who got double fucked in the ass by 2 other dudes."
Kenny's face wen't from cheeky to annoyed.
"Fuck you fatass"
"Ha ha, that doesn't work on me anymore, poor fag." replied Cartman
During Summer break Kenny got high on bath salts, and ended up having gay sex with a homeless guy and a lumberjack.
"Lets just go" said a defeated Kenny.
"As you wish," replied Cartman who was now smiling in victory
The 2 friends left the house and entered Cartman's Orange Toyota Supra, which was parked on the drive way.
Cartman started the engine and they headed off to school.
Kenny was sitting in the passenger seat, while Cartman was the driver.
"When are you gonna let me drive this thing?" asked the Blonde
"Fucking never."
Kenny gave Cartman an annoyed look.
"Why the fuck not?"
Cartman looked back at his friend and smiled.
"Because this is not a NASCAR, its a fucking street racer."
"So what!" shouted Kenny
"So your poor, and poor people should only be obliged to drive a NASCAR."
Kenny gave Cartman a look of disappointment.
"Why are you being such an asshole?" asked the blonde
Cartman took his eyes off Kenny, and back to the road.
"Why, what went in yours?" replied Cartman in victory, followed by laughs.
Kenny retaliated by punching him in the face, but Cartman ignored the punch like he didn't feel it and continued laughing.
Though he is still poor and still eating pop tarts for dinner, Kenny has grown into a fine looking young man who stands at 5 foot 8 with a scrawny body making Kyle look like Rod Reiner. Kenny still dresses the same, accept now he has wears his hood down and shows his face, with messy blonde hair on the top of his head. Despite being very perverted, Kenny is the best with girls in the group.
Just the other week Kenny nailed Liane Cartman at a sleep over, but lucky for him big bad Eric was asleep and never found out, if so Kenny would yet again be a dead man. How often did Kenny get pussy? Every Fucking Night.
Unlike his 3 friends, Kenny can be very idiotic when it comes to his social life. Kenny tends to drink smoke and do drugs at parties, despite being a drug user he has no idea they are coming from Cartman because its his parents he gets the drugs off. His parents buy of Mitch Conner at Butters house. Though Butters is not part of his group, Kenny still considers him a friend. Kenny is also very close to his sister Karen who means the world to him and who he protects from his abusive drunk parents. Kenny's only wheels is a bmx which is barely working.
In School Kenny is the worst, he gets F in everything he does. Whats keeping him in school is opportunity to score pussy and spend time with friends. In general Kenny is good for nothing white trash, but has 2 talents and No, one of them is not getting pussy.
Kenny is a very talented singer, so talented he makes Elvis sound like Justin Bieber. The only problem is that Kenny doesn't believe he is good.
For Kenny life is tough, but good friends and pussy make up for it.
[ South Park High School, Parking lot, 7:59am ]
Stan and Kyle were both sitting in Stan's car waiting for Cartman and Kenny to turn up before the rings..
"Where the fuck is fatass and Kenny."
Stan shrugged his shoulders.
"I don't know, probably up to no good, lets go without them."
"Good call Stan, lets go."
As the bell rang, Stan and Kyle exited the White Honda and walked towards the School gymnasium where they organize the students classrooms.
Just before they reached the building, they heard a loud rev in the distance.
When they looked in the direction of the sound, they saw an Orange supra drift into a parking space.
"Finally, there here" commented Kyle
"Talk about parking in style" said Stan
"You can say that again."
Wearing sunglasses, Cartman and Kenny exited the car and were running towards their waiting friends.
When Cartman and Kenny arrived they removed their sunglasses and were now standing in front of Stan and Kyle
"You Guys!, we fucking won." said a happy Cartman
Stan looked at Cartman in confusion.
"Won What?"
Cartman smiled.
"Some asshole in a Lamborghini challenged us to a street race, in which he got his fucking ass handed to him, thanks to Nos."
Stan looked impressed.
"Dude thats awesome."
Kyle interfered
"Guys, lets get to the gymnasium or other wise we are going to be later than we already are."
The 4 Teens entered the building.
[South Park High School, Gymnasium, 8:03am]
As the 4 Teens entered the gymnasium, they were greeted by fellow students and started catching up.
Stan, Kyle and Kenny were talking to Token and Clyde.
On the other side of the gymnasium Cartman sneaked up on Butters,and tapped him on the shoulder.
Butters got a fright and turned around.
"Oh! Hey Eric, ahhh, we selling candy today?"
Cartman gave a calm look.
"Yes Butters, we are selling candy today."
Butters looked at his boss with a smile.
"What time Eric?"
Cartman's face suddenly changed from calm to furious.
"Whenever the fuck I call you retard, and we are working at your house today. Got It!"
Butters was shaking in fear.
"Does it have to be at my place?"
Cartman hated it when Butter questioned his authoritah.
"The fuck you say, Butters?!"
Butters took a step back, tears now in his eyes.
"N'N'Nothing sir!"
Cartman's furious face changed to a sadistic smile.
"Hahaha, You're so pathetic and weak Butters"
Butters attitude hadn't changed one bit, though hes grown a little more smarter. Butters remains the same naive little boy inside a 16 year old body. Butters still dresses the same and has the same haircut, but now stands at 5 foot 9 with a lean body type.
For Butters life is a bitch, not too long ago butters started working for Cartman in his illegal underground business. At first Butters was told by Cartman it was a candy selling business in which Butters accepted the offer, but later learnt it was really drugs. Butters was now stuck between a rock and a hard place because he had a handshake agreement with Cartman. If Butters tried to leave Cartman he would get a serious beating, If Butters life got so bad and considered suicide, Cartman would torcher his parents to death, if Butters ratted on Cartman he would be torched to death. Either way, it was impossible to rat on Cartman because he doesn't know where Cartman's hidden lab and storage is so Butters is trapped in Cartman's bottomless pit. The only benefit Butters has from working for Cartman is a 1% cut of what Cartman earns. The worst thing about being Cartman's bitch is that Butters is forced to use the Stotch family house as Cartman's dealing place. If the cops found out Butters parents will be sent to jail, and if Butters parents find out he would be grounded. When Butters is doing a deal for Cartman he uses the nickname Cheeser to keep his identity safe.
Butters has no social life outside his home. All Butters will do in his free time is play with action figures and board games at his own house. Butters would be sometimes forced to go to parties by Cartman but it was only for work. If Cartman didn't exist Butters life will be a whole lot better, but unfortunately he does. Butters has no car or license, which makes tracking him down more easy for Cartman when in need.
On the other side of the gymnasium Stan, Kyle and Kenny were talking.
As Stan looked in the distance he saw his ex Wendy talk to her best friend Bebe and the other girls.
The last time Stan was with Wendy was 1 year ago, the reason they broke up was because Wendy had lost someone close to her and was emotionally unavailable, in the process dumping Stan.
What happened a year ago was that Wendy's 26 year old brother Ralph, and 2 of his flat mates, burnt to death in a house fire.
The police informed Wendy and her family, that the blaze was believed to have been caused by 2 African american males.
Kenny was looking at Stan, who was looking at Wendy in the distance.
"Dude, you should go talk to her."
Kyle was also looking at Stan.
"Yeah dude, you love her."
Stan looked back at Kyle with a smile.
"No I'm good thanks."
"Is this because she dumped you?" asked Kenny.
Stan turned his attention to Kenny
"No, its because she doesn't want to talk to me." said the raven
Kyle gave Stan a look of sympathy.
"Dude, we are sorry."
Stan tuned to to Kyle and putting his hand on his shoulder.
"Its alright man, life is good"
"As long as you don't go all goth on us again." laughed Kenny.
15 minutes after catching up with friends, principle Mackey entered the gymnasium with a Microphone in hand.
"M'Kay students take a seat. Welcome to a new year at South Park High School, M'Kay."
"We are way behind schedule M'Kay, so we are going to organize you into you're form Classes, where you will find out your subject classes M'Kay."
3 years ago Mr. Mackay was fired from South Park elementary, because he was looking at porn on the school network.
Because it was his own computer, the principle of South Park elementary had no right looking through his history.
So the head of the board apologized to Mackey, and promoted him as the new principle of South Park high school.
[ South Park High School, Corridor, 8:25am ]
Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Butters, Clyde, Token, Craig, Tweek, Red Goth, Jason, Wendy, Bebe, Red, Lola, Nichole, Rebecca and 7 others were walking to their new 11th grade class room.
"Who do you think our form teacher is going to be this year?" asked Kyle
Stan shrugged his shoulders.
"Who knows, hopefully its not Miss Kennedy from last year."
Kenny looked confused.
"What are you talking about Stan, she was fucking hot."
"Still! she was a fucking bitch." replied Stan.
"Just like Kyle's mom." interfered Cartman.
Kyle's face became as red as a tomato.
"Don't call my Mom a bitch you fat fuck." shouted Kyle,
Everybody looked.
Cartman was smiling.
"That doesn't work on me anymore Jew rat, but it does on your Mom."
Stan stepped in between Kyle and Cartman.
"Guys, Guys, fucking stop!, we need to worry about who our teacher is."
[ South Park High School, 11th grade class room, 8:30am ]
The 11th graders had reached their destination, walked into the class room and sat at a desk.
Seconds later a familiar face walked into the room.
Cartman was disappointed
"You got to be fucking shitting me."
The familiar face stood before the class.
"OK Childen, My name is Mr. Garrison and I am your form teacher for the rest of this grade, and for some of you I will also be your Maths teacher."
Mr. Garrison hadn't changed one bit since 4th grade.
Mr. Garrison was now frowning at the class.
"Wait I remember you retards."
"Did you just call us retards Mr. Garrison?" asked the jersey ginger jew.
Mr. Garrison was now pissed off.
"Kyle, do I look like Paris Hilton to you?"
"No"
"Then shut the hell up before I send you to principle Mackey's office." stated Mr. Garrison.
The whole class looked with blank expressions.
Except for Cartman who was laughing at Kyle's defeat.
Mr. Garrison's attention was now on Cartman.
"Hey Eric didn't you use to be fat?"
Cartman gave Garrison the evils.
"What do you think asshole?"
The entire class laughed at Cartman's reply.
"Did you just call me an asshole Eric?"
Cartman smiled.
"No, I was calling Clyde an asshole, aye Clyde?."
"You just dodged a bullet Eric, next time you will be going to the principles office."
"Okay Children lets organize your subject classes."
[ South Park High School, Recess, Cafeteria, 12:44pm ]
Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny were all sitting at a table.
Ever since the start of High school the multiple groups no longer share 1 table.
Cartman had finished his food, and was now angry.
"God, I wish I can just go on home, school is fucking bullshit."
Kyle was smiling at Cartman.
"Dude, no ones stopping you go ahead."
"I don't take orders from Jew rats such as yourself." replied Cartman
Kyle's face changed from happy to angry.
"Go to hell you fucking fatass."
"Like I said, I don't take orders from Jews."
Kyle clenched his fist in anger.
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrr!."
Stan was sitting beside Kyle.
"Easy Kyle, don't let him get to you."
Cartman frowned at Stan.
"You got that right tree fucker."
Stan smiled.
"Beats having my balls in another dudes mouth."
Cartman gave Stan a death stare.
"Your're a tree fucking, animal raping, jew banging, gay fucking Fag!"
Stan had Cartman on the edge off a cliff.
"That's not what you're Mom said when I paid her."
Kyle, and Kenny started to laugh at Cartman's defeat.
Cartman was speechless.
He suddenly stood up and clenched his fist out of Anger.
Stan stay seated and remained calm.
"What are you going to do about it Cartman?"
Cartman looked like he wanted to kill Stan.
"I'm gonna kick your ass at training tonight Stan."
Cartman suddenly walked off and headed to Butters who was sitting alone.
"Butters come with me."
Butters stood up and followed Cartman out the door.
"Ok"
[ South Park High School, Recess, Woods, 12:50pm]
Cartman and Butters headed outside the cafeteria, and into the woods that was bordering the school grounds. Making sure no one was around.
Cartman was standing in front of Butters.
"Butters hows business looking today?."
Butters smiled.
"We have 17 customers in Kenny's neighborhood wanting to buy today."
Cartman nodded his head.
"How much and what type of Candy am I selling, Butters?"
Butters, looked at his cell phone.
"You will need $1000 worth of blow and 5 heroin bottles."
Cartman gave an evil smile.
"Not bad Butters, you might be getting a pay rise soon."
Butters smiled back.
"Geese, thank you Eric."
Cartman's face turned to anger.
"But if you fuck me over, I promise i will rip your teeth out 1 by 1. Do I make Myself clear!"
Butters gave a look of fear, which amused Cartman.
"Yes"
"I can't hear you Butters."
Butters shouted to the top of his voice.
"YES!"
"Fuck, not that loud."
"Sorry"
Cartman's face went to calm.
"Butters, change of plan, we ain't selling at your place today. Today its Cartman burger."
In recent months Cartman had a new business, by sometimes selling drugs in the open.
He had reopened Cartman burger and doing double business.
To know if Cartman was selling drugs he would wear a white hat with a picture of a marijuana leaf on it.
If he wasn't wearing the hat he would be cooking and selling Cartman burgers.
Cartman had a vision that one day Cartman burger will over take Macdonalds and Burger King, and once that vision comes true, Cartman will be out of the drug business for good.
"Fuck, I'm going to be late to Maths, but once thats all over I can go to the gym and make some money this evening."
Stay tuned for the next chapter...
BONUS QUESTION: Who is your favorite Character in this story?