Bonus Chapter

For: Ryuketsuki probably the only one who actually read the author notes XD

No this was not edited!

lots of suggestive themes!

NO Smut I don't do that!

Bonus chapter for all you RusAme lovers out there, story goes out to Ryuketsuki whos really grown on me lol thanks for reviewing!

RusAme as promised, just so you know I have no idea what the hell I'm doing here so it will just be a strange cute little drabble that has no plot. Most likely it will be about America giving back Russia's Coat.

You can do this. You can do this. You can do this. America also known as Alfred F. Jones was standing at a certain Russian's house. He was about to knock before starting to walk off again. You can't do this. Wait your the Hero you should be able to do anything! "Right I am the Hero!" he announced to no one as he marched up to the front door once again and knocked "Holy hell what did I just do, maybe I can run before he can open the door." Alfred turned to run.

"Amerika? What are you here?"

"Damn should have decided quicker." he muttered lowly so Russia, aka Ivan Braginski couldn't hear him.

"Hey, dude um..I just came here to return your coat." Alfred turned around handing Ivan his coat "Well I'll be going haha ya know heroes to see, places to be." Ivan looked confused as Alfred mentally cursed himself for saying that"What did you just say?"

"nothing well better be off." he chuckled nervously before his phone rang "yello." he answered smiling slightly before it broke into a full-out frown "yes, I know...how am I going to get back...what?...No...No I can't just-...Fine...you owe me so much...bye." Alfred sighed before turning his attention to the Russian who was leaning on the door frame "Can..um..can I stay here..." He muttered rubbing the back of his neck his cheeks warming up slightly.

"Of course you can, but I thought you had to be somewhere." Ivan smiled stepping away so Alfred could enter his home.
"Ahh yeah well apparently there's going to be a storm so they shut down the airports and my boss wont let me take the private jet soo...yeah." He rubbed the back of his neck again, not meeting the Russians gaze.

"Oh alright, I'll get Toris to prepare you a room." Ivan smiled before going upstairs to fetch him.
Leaving Alfred to stand at the door with his thoughts "oh shit, what do I do, this is Ivan's house Commie bastards house you didn't even want to be here."

"yes you did." says the devil burger that magically appeared on his shoulder "You want to go smoochy smoochy with Mr. Russian-hotty-mc dreamy."

"oh leave him alone, sure he has feelings but I don't think one night here will get them to that level." another burger appeared but this one had a halo ans was on the other shoulder. Where did these guys come from?" Alfred thought as they got into an argument about who would ask who out first.
"M-Mr. America?" Toris asked coming downstairs he had come face to face with Alfred who seemed to be having a conversation with himself.

"Yes? And call me Alfred" Alfred asked the two burgers disappearing as soon as the man had spoken up "oh shit dude please tell me you did not just hear them." he asked following the Lithuanian upstairs and to what he assumed to be his room.

"oh of course not." Toris smiled slightly as the American looked around, "but um...Mr. America-"

"Alfred call me Alfred." He interrupted sitting down on the bed. "Well A-Alfred if you want to know, Mr. Russia is quite big if you catch my drift." He whispered making the American blush several shades of red and making his stammer random nonsense before slipping out and closing the door.

"Oh shit had I heard him right?! Damn." he could feel himself harden at the thoughts he was having. "No don't go there stop" He muttered out loud willing himself not to think about his enemy...they one he wanted to date...dammit Alfred how pathetic can you be. He sighed "this is going to be one hell of a night." he thought before slipping out of his bomber jacket, he was wearing casual clothing, a pair of worn blue jeans and a plain tee-shirt with the superman symbol on it along with some work boots. "I think I'll go exploring, I've never actually been in his house." The American thought before slipping out of his room and walking down the hall. Looking at the few things around.

"Whoa for a big house there isn't much"

"Oh hello - uhh Alfred I was just about to come and tell you dinner will be done in a few." Toris smiles slightly before scurrying downstairs leaving the American, once again, alone. Who just simply shrugged it off and kept walking and getting himself lost in the maze of halls.

"damn where could I be, that damn Commie Bastard better have a map somewhere." Alfred thought out loud making another desperate turn, trying to find his way back to the familiar hallway that his room was in, only to be stopped by a low murmur of "Come out Big Brother, this door cannot stop our love for long." and a muffled "no leave me alone."

"What the-" he simply walked towards the noises to find Belarus scratching at a door that was marked 'panic room' which he heard whimpering coming out of. "Yo Natasha whatcha doing." He calmly walked up to her, Alfred had dealt with Belarus before and they had become good friends with a mutual agreement he doesn't insult Russia when she's around and she doesn't try to kill him every time she sees him.

"Big Brother won't come out so I'm trying to get him to come out so that he will marry me." she glared at the American like he had done something wrong. "crazy nut job." Alfred thought still smiling "come on Natasha why don't we eat first, then you can go all lovey dovey on your brother." she stayed quiet for a moment pondering if she should are not.

"Alright." she stepped away from the door and walked off to the kitchen. Alfred waited until she was gone before knocking lightly on the door "Ivan, dude might want to hide somewhere else before she comes back." he whispered through the door before it opened revealing a shirtless Russian who still had fear in his eyes. "Are you sure shes gone?" he asked as Alfred's face lit up like a Christmas tree. "umh...uhh..nhm...Um Yes...well shes in the kitchen." He stuttered eyes scanning Russia's body, damn he should stop wearing that coat and show off his body more often, just look at those biceps and those abs, god dammit Ivan!" He mentally screamed.

"uh what are you staring at comrade." Ivan asked slightly alarmed that Alfred wasn't in the kitchen eating his food and making a mess.
"You." He answered still staring, was that drool? Russia smirked as Alfred snapped out of his trance realized what he just said and turned 4 shades darker "W-what I meant t-to say was that...umm...I g-got lost this Your Commie house and umm...i was hoping you would show me to the kitchen because, um...I flew half the world to come here, and air plane food sucks..so uh..I'm hungry." he looked away embarrass at what he had said.

"Oh course comrade and for dessert you can have me,da." he giggled placing a kiss on Alfred's forehead and taking his hand in his and dragging him off to the kitchen where Ukraine had ushered Belarus out before departing herself.

They ate in a comfortable silence before Russia took their empty plates (Alfred having 14 plates Ukraine can cook man!) "So I guess I'll be going to bed then." he said getting up and heading out the door before being pulled back into a hug "But you haven't had dessert yet." Ivan chuckled nibbling on his earlobe the others breath hitching and the heat radiating from his face. Yet did nothing to push the other off "uh..umm..."

Russia turned the Americans head so he could put in a proper kiss. "Love you Frederika, always had since the Cold War." Russia muttered breaking the kiss.

"L-love you to Commie Bastard." Alfred half whispered, half mumbled relief sweeping through him knowing that he was loved back, he leaned in for another kiss before the door flew open revealing a pissed Belarus "Big Brothers mine!" she hissed pulling out her dagger and pointing it at the two men jump away from each other as she threw one.

"Well sorry to cut this meeting short, I would have loved to try some Russian sweets but," he pulled out his phone that had a text that he could go home, and they had opened the airports once again "I gotta go." Alfred grabbed the Russians coat "If you want this back come to my place with mine!" He yelled slipping it on and running out the door. Leaving Russia to run back to the panic room.

"Let me in Big brother you cannot hide from our love." Belarus scratched at the door leaving marks.

"Leave me alone!" Russia yelled in attempt to get her to leave, she didn't

Buzz Buzz "Huh."
Russia looked at his phone

"UOK sorry I left you to fend 4 yourself, couldn't have myself being killed could I? ^.^ Dude meet you next week Thursday at my place? Have a proper date there 'kay nite hope we can keep up the LDR
oh BTW sent Ukraine to come and pick Belarus up

3 U 4EAE"

From America

Sent at (Random time lets say night)

Russia chuckled "oh yes a proper date was in the agenda somewhere and maybe then he would actually get some dessert. He could go for some Apple pie à la mode American style"

CRACK

"look big brother, the door keeping us apart has now broke, now big brother marry me marry me marry me"

"NO, I won't just leave me alone!"

Aha well I tried my best, it seems I'm very perverted but yet I don't write smut, made it perverted and suggestive while making it cute,and fluffy enjoy your RusAme because I know I did.