Hello there, people of Earth and…such… Yeah, I'm too lazy for an explanation, so…It's Total Drama…doing The Hunger Games…yeah…OH! And Cody is kinda OOC and so is Noah…so yeah. Plus, the chapters will be kinda short… :I

Disclaimer: Umm…I no own any of this shit…

Cody's P.O.V.

Oh great. Another season. And Chris brings us back. It's not like there's 13 other contestants he could torture. But no, instead of bringing them back to Camp Wawanakwa, Chris brings 'The Classics' back. As all 24 of us (Yes, even, ugh, Sierra the crazy Stalker-Bitch and Al the Hispanic Man-Whore, who, technically, don't count as Classic competitors since they came in the third season, but, whatever) ride the boat to the crappy camp, I look out to the water and wonder what the next season's theme is gonna be and how I'm gonna get past Sierra again this season. I'm gay but she thinks she can, like, convert me back to being straight again or something so we can fall in love and get married or some shit. Yes, I, Cody Emmett Jameson Anderson, known throughout the world as a 'Ladies Man', am gay. But Sierra obviously doesn't understand that. Maybe I can hide in the cabins or something this season. Oh well. Can't get anymore dangerous than that …can it?

As soon as I think this, Noah comes over and wraps his arms around my waist, rests his chin on my shoulder and says, "Hey, Honey. What're you doing?"

"Thinking." I reply.

"About what?"

"Nothing really. Just the show…ways to hide from Sierra…"

"Ugh, yeah. Stalker-Bitch is creepy," Noah says. He turns me around in his arms and I snake my arms around his neck.

"But I'll protect you." We lean in and our lips just barely touch when Chef stops the boat and we jerk to a stop, Noah and I crash to the floor, him on top. He chuckles, kisses my forehead, stands up, and reaches his hand out to help me up. I grab it and he pulls me up, but doesn't let go of my hand as we walk to the exit.

As we all jump off the boat, we see the psychopathic host, Chris McLean, smiling at us.

"Hello, Campers! Welcome back to Camp Wawanakwa, the island where-" Chris says before Eva yells, "GET ON WITH IT!"

"Okay, okay!" Chris says, "I'm guessing you're all wondering what the next season's gonna be about? Well, who's read The Hunger Games?" Half of us, including me and, obviously, Noah, raise our hands uncertainly. What does The Hunger Games have to do with the next season?

"Okay, for those of you who don't know, The Hunger Games is a competition of sorts where twenty-four tributes, or, in this case, campers, fight to the death till only one is left standing."

After thinking about what Chris had said while he was explaining The Hunger Games to the ones who didn't know, I gasped.

"W-w-wait." I stuttered, after Chris was finished, "Y-you don't mean-"

"Oh yes, I do, Cody!" Chris interrupted me.

"Campers, welcome to TOTAL. DRAMA. HUNGER GAMES!"