Hey there! So, I'm sure many of you are seriously annoyed with me. I know I haven't been posting any chapters on C.O.D and I'm sorry about that but I really want it to be perfect and I don't have a Beta... so, it's either I post how it is, or I wait for someone to edit... you choose.

I knoooowww this is short but read the bold at the end!

Romeo and Juliet. Sort of. Not really: "We're like Romeo and Juliet. Minus the fact that you're not thirteen, our families don't hate each other and we didn't commit a double suicide. You're not planning on faking your death, have me go nuts and poison myself, only to find out you were alive all along right before I die then have you really die...right? I wouldn't put it past you you know. You're a tad bit crazy." Naru/Sasu

I hope you all like it.

"We're like Romeo and Juliet. Take away the facts that you're not thirteen, our families don't hate each other and we didn't commit a double suicide. You're not planning on faking your death, have me go nuts and poison myself, only to find out you were alive all along right before I die then have you really die...right? I wouldn't put it past you you know. You're a tad bit crazy." Tan arms reached up to cover his head right before he was hit. Chuckling, he shuffled down along the couch he was laying on to get in a more comfortable position, irritating the man sitting to the right of him. He heard a heavy sigh before he was shoved forward by his shoulders and dropped rudely on a bent knee.

"That hurt, bastard." The man grumbled out, angling his head in a more comfortable position on the others lap, trying not to irritate his now throbbing skull.

"Idiot." A soft, velvety voice whispered. Then there were long, pale fingers running through soft, golden hair in a silent apology. There was a moment of silence before he blond continued.

"Why do people want to compare their love to a story like that? I never understood. Sure, the aspect of their eternal love for each other is cool and all but they die in the end. What's the point?" The fingers in his hair suddenly stopped their ministrations, only to pull sharply at the yellow strands seconds later.

"Damn it, bastard! What was that for?" the injured man pouted, rubbing at his once again abused head.

"Only an idiot would ask such a stupid question."

"Oh yeah? Iruka used to say there was no such thing as a 'stupid' question. And I'm not an idiot!"

"And I'm not a bastard. You as well as everyone else I know that I am a legitimate child, yet you continue you call me otherwise. Besides. Teachers have to say that, even when they know it's not true. Especially when it comes down to you and Iruka. You know he always had a soft spot for you."

"Fine, Mr. Smarty Pants. If you know so much, enlighten me." The blond looked up into dark brown eyes and stuck out his tongue.

"You're twenty-six years old, Naruto. Not six. Please act so." Naruto just grinned up at the pale man and reached up with his left hand to push long, black bangs behind a pierced ear.

"Awe, c'mon Sasuke. Do you even realize how dull your life would be if I didn't bring any good, old-fashioned childish fun into it?" Sasuke smiled lightly and went back to caressing Naruto's blond locks.

"People compare their love story to Romeo and Juliet because of the instant connection they had for each other."

"Okay, but that still doesn't make any sense. What was it? Only a couple of hours before Romeo even met Juliet, he had whined over that Rosaline chick, so Mercutio brought him to the Capulet's Ball to make him happy which he then met Juliet and suddenly he's struck with Cupid's Arrow and cannot live without some child? I don't buy it. I say she was just rebound sex."

"If you would let me finish an entire thought without opening that big mouth of yours then maybe you would understand." Sasuke lifted a slim eyebrow and looked down at his boyfriend. Naruto got the message loud and clear. It was either shut up and listen like a good boy or the discussion was over. That doesn't mean he didn't grumble and pout about it. But he did give his raven a small nod and closed his eyes as Sasuke cleared his throat.

"Now as I was saying. People compare their love to Romeo and Juliet because of the connection. That feeling they got when they first met and knew that one could not live without the other. That kind of instant recognition one's soul makes with another's is extremely rare." Sasuke stopped talking for a moment to let his words sink into his boyfriend's thick skull. Naruto hummed in acknowledgment and opened his eyes to look up at the raven. Sasuke gave his rare smile when he saw the glittering blue orbs gazing up at him. Sasuke bent down just as Naruto pushed up with his elbow, their lips meeting in a slow and gentle kiss.

"So," Naruto said when they pulled apart, snuggling back into the comfort of his raven's lap. "we are like Romeo and Juliet." Grinning up at Sasuke and snorted.

"Sort of." Sasuke said; the hand that had now been in his boyfriend's hair was now slowly gliding down, past an ear, a tan neck and underneath the collar of an orange t-shirt.

"Not really." Sasuke could feel Naruto's grin on his stomach as the blond slowly pulled up the black muscle shirt the pale man was wearing. "And my note on the rebound sex?" Naruto asked as the shirt continued its path upwards slowly revealing an unblemished pale abdomen. I'll change that soon enough, Naruto thought.

"Definitely not rebound sex." Sasuke practically purred as Naruto bit down on the sensitive skin around his belly button.

"Oh," Naruto stopped. He grabbed at Sasuke's forearm tightly, making the other man release his teasing hold on dusky nipples hidden from view. "well that's too bad. Rebound sex is always the best kind."Naruto pulled Sasuke shirt back down and stood up. "I'm hungry. I'm going to go-" Naruto shrieked, in a very manly way of course, when he was pulled roughly back on the couch. He started laughing when he looked up at the angry eyes of his lover.

"Rebound sex if the best kind, huh? So what does that make mine?" Naruto smiled, hooked his leg behind Sasuke's and pushed up then down. Getting comfortable between his lovers thighs, Naruto grabbed Sasuke's wrists and pulled them over his head.

"It makes you mine. What did you call it? Our souls instant recognition to each other?" Naruto brought his face close to his lover's, their noses touching. "We may not be like Romeo and Juliet, but you are my Juliet."

"Then I guess that makes you my Romeo." Sasuke smirked and moved forward, connecting their lips.

Yeah... soo. Review are always welcome. I'd really appreciate it. I want to get better in my writing. Be it good or bad, please review.

Also! I DO have some ideas to make this into a multi-chapter story. I just didn't know if people would like it or not. If I were to put up more chapters, I will be making it M rated. I love me my smut. Haha.

Hope you enjoyed it :)