A/N: I've already told you I enjoy smut so anyway I had this fucking crazy idea that I would do a Dei/Sak/Ita fic, and I was like I don't want it to be completely a.u. so I came up with this little idea. So here is the background during the War there is experimenting going on to create clone replicas of Itachi and Deidara, you following me, well the general idea is when they used the DNA from Itachi and Deidara they inadvertently resurrected the two of them, but they can't control the real things. So we all know that Itachi was like a double agent for Konoha, and being a good guy that he is he returns home dragging Deidara along with him. Well, they have to make a blood oath swearing allegiance to the Leaf, so now they are on the good guy's team. Basically if they break the pact they will die again without any hope of being resurrected… so on that note I give you this little diddy muhaha I know genius right

^^^ DON'T SKIP THE AUTHOR'S NOTE AND ASK ME HOW ITACHI AND DIEDARA ARE A PART OF THE LEAF OK DON'T BE LAZY THE NOTE IS THERE FOR A REASON^^^

So What if I like a little Kink in my Life?

Part One: Of Bodies, Hair, and Kink

( Sakura's PoV)

I swirled the liquor around in my shot glass and let out a dejected sigh, placing my chin in the palm of my hand. "Why so down Sak," Ino asked running a hand through her pale blonde locks, and giving me an it can't be that bad wink. "Shut it Pig," I growled taking the shot as I stared at her enormous engagement ring. "It can't be that bad, Forehead, don't sulk because your team has settled down and you haven't," she said in that bossy tone of hers.

It was easy for her to say I mean she was engaged to fucking Sai of all people, Sai was settling down. "Bar Keep, who the hell do you have to fuck around here to get another shot," I yelled above the noise in the bar. "Come on Sak it's not that bad there are plenty of eligible Shinobi in the village," she said winking at me. "Like who," I growled.

"There are Kakashi and Genma," she said as she sipped her cocktail. "Those two I'm convinced will be man whores for the rest of their lives," I said laying my head on my arm at the bar. "Ok, well how about Gaara he is one hot piece of ass," she said trying to make me feel better. "A hot piece of ass who is fucking his student," I pointed out. "Really," she asked with glee before changing the subject. "What about Rock Lee," she asked. "For the love of Kami Pig, besides I'm pretty sure there is something going on between him, Neji, and TenTen," I said before shivering at the thought.

"I mean what is everyone's damn problem Pig, is it my hair, I mean I know it's pink, but damn I'm convinced it's my hair," I said toying with the limp ends of my hair. "It's not your hair Sak, if anything it makes you look more exotic," she pointed out, and I burst out laughing. "Oh my Kami, you don't think it's my body do you," I yelled grabbing my boobs to check in my drunken stupor. "Most definitely not, you have a nice body," she commented. "You don't think it's the sex do you? So what if I like a little kink in my life, that isn't so bad is it Pig," I said in what was meant to be a whisper but came out rather loudly because let's face it I was most definitely wasted at this point.

" Look Forehead there is nothing wrong with kink my dear, but I have got to pee so why don't you dance or something while I go take care of business," she said poking me in my forehead. "No Pig, don't leave me in this state of confusion," I whined. " Look Forehead take your confused ass and go dance while I go pee, ok, cause I got to go bad," she pointed out removing herself from the bar stool. Dance I thought to myself, dancing doesn't seem like a bad idea, that's what crossed my mind as I stumbled on the dance floor unaware of the two pairs of eyes locked on to me as I moved.

I moved in time with the beat of the music, losing myself with in the sound. I ran my hands along my body, enjoying myself. It wasn't long until I felt the hard muscular chest of a Shinobi behind me, but I really didn't pay it much attention just enjoyed the feel of someone so near me. Blue eyes clashed with my emerald ones, and I felt the man behind me breathe against my ear, "We happen to like that pink hair of yours very much," his tenor voice rang in my ears like a melody.

The blonde haired Shinobi took my arms, and placed them around his neck, and the three of us moved in unison together. "And as far as that body of yours goes, you have one killer rack, and a nice ass, yeah," the smooth voice said as I leaned my head against the man behind me. Was it me or was it getting hard to breathe in this bar, I thought to myself as once again a hot breath from behind me ghosted across my ear, " As far as Kink goes," he breathed only to be answered by the man in front of me, " we happen to fucking love it, yeah."

Even being drunk as hell there is no mistaking the sound of Uchiha Itachi or Deidara of Iwa's voice, and it seemed the two of them were making me an offer that no woman in her right mind would refuse. I mean with the Sharingan, and those mouths that Deidara possessed a woman could die and go to heaven from pleasure I was pretty sure about that. Sorry Pig, I thought to myself as we made our way from the bar and towards my apartment.