A.N. Sorry it took so long! I've been out of it ever since the hiatus started. Oh well. Do you think I own these great franchises? On w/ the awesomeness!

Dipper's POV

The first thing I thought when I entered the TARDIS was that it was bigger on the inside. I was staring, thinking about all of the laws of physics this Doctor guy was breaking, while Mabel was clinging to the Doctor's leg mumbling stuff like, "I love you, I love you, I love you!"

"So, Doctor," I said, "can you try to not kill us? Cause if we die, we'll be grounded forever."

"I'll try." The Doctor said.

"Do you hear something?" River Song said.

"No," I said. But suddenly I did. It sounded like a boom. I looked out to see Grunkle Stan and a... battering ram?

"We need to get out, now!" I said

"Oh, please, Dipper!" Mabel said. "Don't be such a spoilsport! Nothing's going wrong!"

BOOM!

"EVERYBODY OUT, NOW!" Mabel said.

Everyone went to the door, comically forgetting to open it. We all fell, me on the bottom of the pile. When we got up, we safely opened the door, and out we were.

"Phew." I sighed. "We're not dead." Suddenly, I heard a slam on he grass. I turned around, seeing the TARDIS on it's side. Oops. "Unlike some people." I finished, some people referring to Grunkle Stan.

"Wow." Mabel said. "There must have been some expensive, irreplaceable stuff in there."

"You think?" River and the doctor said in unison.

Look, if you ever see the Doctor, and I'm not saying you would, DON'T make him mad. Until the moment Stan broke the TARDIS, he was never mad. But there we were, me, Mabel, and River, hiding in a tree, waiting out a Time Lord's rage upon a not-so-innocent Grunkle. No, seriously, his eyes were red.

We came out of the tree a long time after the rage started. "Stan?" I called.

"Over here." Stan said. He was a mess. Stan took out a notepad and was writing you're just dreaming on it.

"Spoiler alert!" Mabel started. "You're not dreaming."

"Well, my ship is wrecked, my anger discovered, so nothing could possibly get worse. Now, where should I go now?"

"STAY AT THE SHACK!" Mabel screamed

"NO!" Said Stan. "HE isn't allowed to step into the shack as long as I'm owner."

"Welcome to a land of mystery." Stan said bluntly. Here we go again.

A.N. So, what did you think? I've got another story written, Wreck it Ralph fandom, Cracking Code. Read it, review it. And for both of my stories, flames excepted!