Title: I Fought with the LAW

By: Comrade Carlin (Comrade Carlin's back! -Dark Dreamscape)

Author's note: I hope you enjoyed "Join me, Maybe" and here's another parody based off "I Fought the Law" by The Clash.

Disclaimer: Just a brief disclaimer, I do not in any way shape or form endorse the sole use of explosives in Call of Duty. That being said, I do enjoy using explosives in Call of Duty. Also, I do not own The Clash's material, nor Call of Duty. Also, this song refers to the M72 LAW, and its use in Call of Duty: Black Ops Zombie mode and Multiplayer mode. Regards from Comrade Carlin.

Blastin' Zombies in the hot sun

I fought with the LAW and I won

I fought with the LAW and I won

I needed points 'cause I had none

I fought with the LAW and I won

I fought with the LAW and I won

I left my teammates and it feels so bad

I guess it's time to run

They're the best Zombie Bait that I ever had

I fought with the LAW and I won

I fought with the LAW and I won

Robbin' people of their killstreaks

I fought with the LAW and I won

I fought with the LAW and I won

This launcher's strong and my opponents are weak

I fought with the LAW and I won

I fought with the LAW and I won

I shoot down helicopters and spy planes

Till my enemies' aircraft total none

My LAW and I are my enemies' bane

I fought with the LAW and I won

I fought with the LAW and I won

I fought with the LAW and I won

I fought with the LAW and I won

I fought with the LAW and I won

I fought with the LAW and I won

I fought with the LAW and I won

I fought with the LAW and I won

I fought with the LAW and I won

I fought with the LAW and I won

Despite what this song suggests, I do not believe in overusing exposives in Call of Duty. However, I do enjoy using explosives in Call of Duty, particularly in the Zombies mode. Trust me, you'll be surprised in how effective the M72 LAW is when Pack-A-Punched. And if you do try it out, why not sing this little ditty along with you Zombies slaying carnage. -Comrade Carlin