AN: Hello again! How are you? Alright... I really just want to say really quickly how AU and completely unrealistic this first chapter is. This kind of thing will obviously never happen in real life, so I advise all of you to NOT try this at home... Or in your life. Seriously. It can't happen. And try to imagine this as a musical. I also highly suggest you listen to the music as you read so you can at least get the tune down, if not. Eh... I don't care. Anyways, don't get in trouble! Thank you.

Disclaimer: I don't own glee or any Disney movies or songs. I also understand that some particular situations and following events cannot actually happen. But then again, many situations and events that occur in Disney movies cannot happen either. And seeing that this short story is based off of Disney songs... Well... You get the gist. Oh, I also do not own Call of Duty: Black Ops 2... yet! I also understand it hasn't come out yet! But for the sake of this fanfic, please do go along with it.

Other: Established Brittana and Asian Fusion. And Each Chapter will feature one, just ONE, Disney song. Not all will be love songs, otherwise I can't exactly make a story line and stable plot. Trust me, I tried. It's too much for this brilliant mind. So, because I'm not as brilliant as I claim to be, I had to change a few lines/words/lyrics to each Disney song to match the situation. I apologize profusely.

Chapter 1: One Jump Ahead

"Who the hell are you two?" A gruff voice asked, standing over two bodies that were curled up on the couch hugging each other.

The smaller body groaned and turned, showing their obviously female body with a tight black tank and black boot cut jeans. She barely opened up her brown eyes only to see a group of young intimidating looking men with what she could assume were weapon-like objects, in front of her. Her eyes shot open immediately as she sat up and fixed her shirt "U-Um. U-Uh." She stuttered. She began tapping/pounding on the, unfortunately bare chest of the body behind her "Sam! Sam!" She hissed

"Hu-Wha?" The other body mumbled, jerking awake.

"There are people here." she half whispered, half yelled

With the same reaction as the girl, he very much woke up and fixed himself

"U-Uh. G-Good morning." He said

The group kept staring at them, some smoking. The man in front, the girl assumed was their leader, looked amused. "G'mornin' now I'm not gonna repeat myself. Who the hell are you two?"

"N-No one!" Sam said until the girl smacked him

"Important he means. We were drinking at the bar last night when some girls invited us to keep them company-"

"In the literal sense!" Sam quickly added with the girl nodding viciously

"So we came over to hang out, and I assume we drank too much and passed out here. Otherwise we wouldn't be here at all! Right Sam?" the brunette asked her friend

"Right. Like Rachel said." Sam agreed while nodding his head just as viciously as his friend did before.

The group was silent, making Rachel and Sam swallow silently, but hard and sweat in nervousness. Until the leader began laughing.

"You kids are funny. You're more than welcomed to stay here for lunch. Go on." He said. Rachel and Sam (who thankfully had his jeans on) tentatively made their way to the kitchen. "You other boys can go eat too. I'm gonna go check up on my girls and have a meal of my own." he said making his way further into the house as the rest of his friends(?) chuckled and headed into the kitchen.

When Sam and Rachel made it to the kitchen, they let out a quiet sigh of relief. Once they glanced at each other though, they couldn't help but smirk and high five each other.

"Alright you kids, help yourselves to anything here." one guy said as most of them took a seat on the dining table and bar.

"Thank you kindly." Rachel said out of politeness as Sam threw her an apple. He simply grabbed himself a banana.

"So is it just the two of 'ya?" another guy asked

"Hey blondie, throw me one too!" some guy yelled as Sam tossed the guy a banana

"No actually." Rachel said after swallowing "We're with another fri-" she paused and looked around "Where is Noah anyw-" she was interrupted by a loud banging sound that was close to a wall being punched

"YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU!" The gruff voiced leader shouted

A half naked Puck in bright blue boxers with a superman symbol at his crotch area, ran out into the dining/living room from where the previous guy went to and looked around wildly. "Rach! Sam! We gotta go!" he yelled

"YOU GET BACK HE-" a pause "FUCK! MY HAND IS STUCK!"

Sam and Rachel stared wide eyed at Puck, and without a second thought began running out. Without, of course, Sam grabbing a few more apples and Bananas and Rachel grabbing her faux leather jacket.

By the time they left out the door, the leader came out of his room and looked around for the brats. Instead, he found his gang members sitting around, jaws dropped. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU IDIOTS WAITING FOR!? GET THEM!"

The whole gang scrambled to get up and quickly gathered their pipes and brace knuckles.

"HURRY UP!" Their leader shouted running out the door with a pipe, the rest of his gang following after him.

The troublemakers were all running, Rachel a little ahead of the boys, and Puck a little behind Sam as they ran through the practically empty and ghetto-like neighborhood. They all glanced behind them at the same time only to find the gang catching up with their make shift weapons.

"GET BACK HERE PUNKS!" their leader, sporting a shiny bald head and scary red face, yelled.

The trio yelped and ran a little faster out of the neighborhood that Rachel saw on a sign, was Lima heights, and into the main part of downtown. It was already busy and crowded with people constantly moving around with people sitting outside of cafes and restaurants eating lunch.

As they continued running towards the mall, they passed by a small alley way where Rachel saw a familiar brunette, her girlfriend to be precise in an alley way with another girl. Attached by the lips. Rachel gasped as Puck shouted at her "RUN!" so she did before her girlfriend, now ex, saw her.

((Puck – Bold; Rachel -Italicized; Sam – Underlined; All three – All; Gang - }With Arrow; Everyone else/chorus – (Italicized in Parenthesis); Changed Lyrics - [In between brackets]))

"Gotta keep

One jump ahead of the [shop]line"

"Excuse us! Pardon us! Coming through! Life in danger!" The trio ran right through a long line of people standing outside a Game shop waiting for their turn to come to get the new Black Ops 2. The gang members following them, shoved through the line as well and into the game shop.

"Hey you can't-OOF!" Security tried to stop the gang members, only to be shoved away.

The 3 bros continued running into the game shop, but Rachel stopped in front of the cashier upon seeing the new game. "Hey guys! Loo- AH!" she yelled upon being ran over and dog piled by Sam, then Puck.

They groaned upon impact, Rachel shoving the both of them off and standing up in front of them "As I was saying," She said dusting herself off. She was about to step up to the cashier when Sam's and Puck's eyes widened in fear upon seeing 2 gang members standing behind Rachel, prepared to swing their pipes at her.

"Look out!" They both shouted, Sam pulling her away and Puck grabbing the pipes.

"One swing ahead of the [pipe]"

Puck threw the two guys off the pipes and now had them in his possession. He quickly handed one to Sam who was already standing and ready to fend for him and his friends. "Hurry and buy the game Rach!" he yelled

"I [tap] only what I [find's my type]

[(That's Every Girl! )]"

Rachel quickly handed the cashier her card and grabbed the next guest's game. "Thanks!" She said to the stranger "I'll come back for that later" She pointed at the Cashier.

"LET'S GO BOYS!" She shouted as she ran out through the back door, the two boys quickly following after swinging their pipes at two other guys. Rachel quickly tossed the game to Sam who tucked it into his Pants.

"I need back up!" The fallen security man voiced into his walkie talkie. He looked around at his other fallen team members"After them!" Security then followed the gang into the store.

Rachel, Puck, and Sam found that they were led into the mall with a few other gang members already waiting for them.

"One jump ahead of the [gang]men

That's all, [quite literally]"

One guy swung down on Rachel, whom caught the pipe as the boys behind her moved out and onto the others in front of her, as she flipped the guy over and knocked him into security "Oops! Sorry" she said with a guilty look and soon ran off with the boys again.

"These guys don't [let me bang their girls]

[DUH!]"

Rachel and Sam rolled their eyes at Puck's frown as they dodged civilians while running through the mall

"}FUCKING BRATS!"

A guy yelled jumping after them, only to be met with the floor

"ASSWAD"

The three called back running up the stairs with Puck in front and Sam behind.

"}Dick face!"

"}Take that!"

Two other guys yelled, already on the second floor and swinging at Puck and Rachel, both blocking it and Sam coming up from behind knocking the guy on Rachel out as she maneuvered her pipe and hit the guy on Puck. They were about to continue running only to find that there were more members closing in. They turned around, ready to run the opposite way only to find that they were trapped

"Just a little [bang], you guys

[}You shagged my two girls, kill them boys]"

The leader motioned for his gang to attack. Rachel and Sam simply looked at Puck in disbelief who shrugged and nodded his head to tell them to jump over the ledge

"I can take a hint, gotta face the facts

You're [A Fucking idiot Noah!]"

Sam and Rachel shouted at their friend as they jumped from the half story ledge, over security, and ran towards the other staircase.

" 'scuse us! Coming through! Life in Danger!" the trio shouted as they passed through more civilians and saw a few familiar faces from school

"(Who?)"

A few girls asked looking back at the three people being chased. A feminine boy, a black girl, and an asian goth turned their heads.

"(Oh [those are the school's resident troublemakers])"

"Hello Ladies! Mercedes, Kurt, Tina!" the trio greeted as they ran past them and onto the second story. They continued running and turned into Victoria's secret. The gang members, once again following them, with security and now cops following the gang. The group of girls and Kurt, looked at each other and followed after.

Another trio known as the Unholy Trinity, was inside and browsing for lingerie. Brittany was the first to notice the three running in.

"([Hey look! It's Rachel, Puck, and Sam!])

The three ran past them "Hey Santana, Brit, and Quinn! Gotta go! Bye!" Puck said quickly. Quinn remained indifferent, but Santana rolled her eyes with a smirk on her face.

"([Great, what kind of trouble did you three get into this time?])"

"Gotta [bang] to live, gotta [have girls to bang]

Tell you all about it when I got the time!"

Puck yelled at Santana as he ran out. Shortly after, the gang members chasing them ran after with cops following after. The three girls looked at each other in question. Then the group of girls and Kurt, followed after the cops. The Cheerleading trio shrugged and ran after.

"[Puck shut up!]"

Rachel and Sam shouted at their friend as they ran up the next set of staircases

"One jump ahead of the slowpokes

One skip ahead of [our] doom

"Next time gonna use a nom de plume"

Again, more gang members appeared at the top. Rachel promptly threw her pipe horizontally like a boomerang and smacked two of them in the faces. Sam and Puck followed suit, with Sam throwing the extra food he took from their house earlier, effectively clearing a small path for them.

" One jump ahead of the hitmen

One hit ahead of the flock"

They slowed down when they saw more people looking around for them

"I think [we should] take a stroll [into the shop]"

Rachel quietly led them into the shop where they quickly changed their outfits and actually got shirts and pants (in Puck's case) quietly snuck out of the shop (After quickly paying of course), until the shop alarms went off because the alarms were stupid.

"[}There! Get them!

}Hurry up! Let's go!]

Scandal!"

Everyone shouted all at once, the last one obviously from the resident gossipers

The Trio groaned as they ran back into the store with the gang members chasing after them and everyone else besides the cops following got crowded, they were nearly trapped, and all attention was on them.

"Let's not be too hasty"

Rachel said cautiously backing up with the boys behind her

"([Although] I think [she's] rather tasty])"

Some other girl commented blatantly checking out Rachel, whom was not paying attention at all. The girl though, somehow got her foot stomped on by someone, she didn't know who. The blonde girl next to her, which she recognized to be McKinely's cheerleading captain, looked completely indifferent, and the others around her were too sissy looking.

"Gotta [bang] to live, [need girls to bang]

Otherwise we'd get along

}(Wrong!)"

Thankfully the cops came in at that moment and managed to grab a few gang members as the three troublemakers ran out through the other entrance

"One jump ahead of the [crowd cheers]"

The trio made it to the staircase that led up to the roof as everyone cheered for their escape. The remaining gang members ran after

"}[Ass wad!]

One hop ahead of the hump"

They jumped over and around a ledge to turn around to the next flight due to a sign that said "Caution, slippery" The a few members just ran around and ended up slipping and falling. The others just ran over them.

"}[Fucking Brats!]

One trick ahead of disaster"

They opened the double door leading to the rooftop and closed it from behind and quickly placed a free broom stick through the handles to lock it.

"}[Bastards]!

They're quick, but we're much faster

}Take that!"

The gang broke through and began cornering them against the short wall that made the ledge of the roof top. The trio cautiously backed up and up against the wall. Rachel peered over and made a disgusted face as she saw an open dumpster. She tapped the boys who turned around and made the same face as her. But they all nodded in agreement as they fully turned around got ready to jump.

"Here goes, better throw my hand in"

They all held their hands together

"Wish me happy landin'"

Rachel held her breath

"All I gotta do is jump!"

Unfortunately for Sam, Puck and Rachel had already jumped and pulled him down.

"FREEZE!" The police finally caught up with the gang members and could FINALLY put them under arrest for chasing after those poor innocent kids.

Down below in the disgusting trash, the three had surfaced.

"Ugh, Groady..." Puck blanched

"Don't worry... The game is safe." Sam said holding up the trash and grime free game as he himself surfaced

"EwEwEwEwEwEw..." Rachel chanted as she scrambled out.

"Rachel?" a feminine voice called, causing Rachel to snap her head up. Upon seeing her girlfriend, her eyebrows immediately scrunched down in anger.

"Gisele." Rachel huffed as Puck and Sam climbed out of the dumpster "Perfect, I need to have a word with you."

The girl giggled "I think first you need to take a shower. You smell like a dump."

"Actually, that's what I wanted to speak to you about."

"You smelling like a dump?"

"No. Me dumping you." Rachel said as she proceeded to stomp away.

"W-wait. Wh-what? But why?" Gisele asked

Rachel effectively turned around and marched right up to her with a finger sharply pointing at the girl. "Simply, because you are a self-centered, Obsessive, Possessive, Cheating, LIAR!" Rachel yelled, emphasizing each trait with a hard poke to the chest. "Now, I will proceed to make my exit. Sam. Noah." She called as she proceeded to make her signature storm out with Sam and Puck following her. As they left the alley and entered society to make their way to, which the boy's assumed, Rachel's house, passerby's looked at them in disgust. Simply because... well... They were filthy. It was quiet between the three of them until they got into Rachel's neighborhood and the boys hear a sniffle.

"Hey, Rach?" Sam placed a hand on Rachel's shoulder to stop her. When she did, he walked around and ducked his head to get a better look at her watering eyes "You did good." He said soothingly. Rachel slowly nodded and wrapped her arms around the boy.

"Don't tell anyone I cry okay?" Rachel mumbled

"We won't." Sam said "I mean, none of us have told anyone that Puck cries when watching Bambi."

"Shut up man." Puck said lightly shoving the blonde's shoulder.

Rachel let out a light watery laugh as she let go of Sam.

"Come here." Puck said, taking his turn to engulf the tiny girl in a hug. "We're happy that you dumped the bitch okay? She wasn't good for you."

"No one's ever good enough for me." Rachel laughed

"Hell yeah!" Puck said

"Of course!" Sam said at the same time.

The girl laughed again and shoved the both of them "Let's go home. You guys reek."

AN2: Having fun? No? Eh, That's fine. I on the other hand enjoyed writing this. Plus I haven't listened to Disney music in a while. :) I'm sure you guys can guess what this chapter's song was. If you have any questions I'll try to answer in my next note if I can without spoiling. Thank you!