Disclaimer: I don't own NCIS.

"You drive like an 80 year old woman!" Ziva snapped at Tony as she closed the passenger door forcefully.

"Well, you drive like a teenager on crack!" Tony shot back, pocketing the car keys safely out of her reach.

"Average 'em out, they're normal," Gibbs muttered to an amused looking Fornell. Ziva and Tony continued to bicker as they approached the crime scene, oblivious to the looks they were getting.

"You should have let me drive! We are the last to get here! Even Ducky and Palmer got here before us!"

"You know that saying, better late than never? See, I think that applies particularly well here, don't you? I got us here just a teensy bit late, while you would have gotten us into a smoking wreck on the side of the road," Tony rebutted scathingly.

"Hey, have you ever been in an accident with me driving?"

"I've witnessed you break about every traffic law known to man. It's only a matter of time."

Ziva rolled her eyes at that, deliberately knocking Tony with her shoulder as she moved past. "I will have you know my driving is fine. And to prove it," she turned with an evil smile, jangling his pick pocketed car keys, "I am driving back."

"Giiiiibbbbs!"

Soo, I've been getting whims to write random little scenes like this one. It's not quite drabble length, just a funny little scene that's been bouncing around in my head and that I hope makes you smile. Enjoy!