AN: So... Just recently I was talking with some classmates of mine about their love lives, or lack there of. We would discuss types and specific traits or habits that we thought were; Hot, Cute, Bearable, Annoying, or down right - Drop and Dump (Yes, I know. Weird.) I usually don't input MY personal thoughts about the trait, but I would comment on it just to keep the conversation going. And so, while conversing, one of them had decided to have a revelation and state it. "I just realized something," this lovely girl stated as everyone turned their attention to her "Tam has never been in a relationship and we don't know her type!" So all attention was put on me. They then decided to begin to question me of my lack of love life. So... I was inspired to channel my troubles and embarrassingly/horrible experience to one Rachel Berry.

Summary: The Glee club realizes that they have never seen Rachel in a relationship or express interests in anyone before. So during their gathering at her house for a sleep over, they try to figure out what her type is through games and alcohol.

Disclaimer: First and foremost, I don't own Glee. I also don't own any alcoholic brands or beverages. The ones in my home are owned by other household members. I did not make up the games mentioned in the story, someone or some group created it and I would mention them, but this is getting long enough.

Other: AU obviously. Let's assume that; Rachel has never been in a relationship, Finn and Quinn have a crush on her, Puck and Sam are her bro's with a basic idea of what her type is, and she and Santana have one of those "I scratch your back, you scratch mine" kind of friendship. Also, everyone gets along with Rachel and sometimes asks for her help or opinion. Quinn, Santana, and Brittany are best friends, the last two know she has a crush on Rachel and have a mission to get them together, with close friendship of Mercedes and Kurt at the side. No baby-gate, but mentions of former; Finn/Quinn (I forgot their ship name...), Quick (Puck and Quinn?), Brittany/Artie, Tina/Artie, and Puckerberry. Other minor previous relationships as well. References to future Klaine and Samcedes. Established Brittana and Asian Fusion. And lastly, Senior year.

"... He was a complete gentleman throughout the entire date!" Kurt proclaimed as he finished his story of his date with the rest of the girls in his group. The glee club was currently divided due to interests in topic. Puck, Sam, and Rachel were up near the front discussing something or another involving games or fighting, the rest of the girls including Kurt were a few seats away and a row behind the trio, and Finn, Mike, and Artie were off to the side with their own devices.

"That's so sweet." Mercedes cooed as Santana gagged "I think, you should just go for it. I mean he's obviously good for you."

"Do you all really think that?" Kurt asked as, just about all the girls nodded

"I have to disagree." Quinn stated "I think you should go on a few more dates to get to know him more before you jump into a relationship"

"I-I have to agree with Quinn" Tina added as half the group gave her a weird look. "I just think it's better to have a relationship with him before... getting into a relationship...?" she said getting lost as she explained

"Hey Girly!" Mercedes called out to Rachel, whom stopped mid conversation and turned

"Yes? How can I help you Mercedes?" Rachel asked with a smile

"Do you think Kurt here should get into a relationship with his boy?" she asked as she flashed a smile and did a small wave to Sam shyly. Who, in return, smiled shyly as well and waved while rubbing the back of his neck

Rachel thought about it and turned to her bros for a moment with a thoughtful expression on her face "Assuming there are no confounded variables, meaning if there are no other possible factors that may cause questioning on either parties that would undermine this bond in the future and also considering if he and whomever he has been going out on dates with wants to, then I don't see why not." she said in one breath, only to turn and continue her conversation with Puck and Sam

Mercedes stared at Rachel, jaw slackened as she turned back to the group "I think you should wait a while Kurt"

"Yes. I might." Kurt finally said as everyone nodded in agreement.

The group continued to discuss future dates, Mercedes sharing some of her wonderful experiences with Sam, and Quinn interjecting here and there to disagree with Santana gagging. Especially when they moved on to the topic of what traits were cute and which were not, something Santana had to sit through in embarrassment as Brittany shared some of her "Cute" traits. That got everyone laughing and teasing her. Which then turned into just about everyone probing Quinn for information on her crush. Quinn had refused to give out any details, but Santana and Brittany both new she had been harboring a secret crush on Rachel, and that's when Santana suddenly had a revelation

"Does anyone here even know what Berry's type is?" The Latina asked. Everyone stared at her, Quinn being the most obvious surprised

"Psh, where have you been home girl? Everyone knows what Rae's type is." Mercedes laughed

"Then what is it?" Santana asked defiantly

"She likes..." The bigger girl trailed off, her mind drawing a blank. She turned to Kurt in hopes of him helping out.

"I'm sure she finds boys who can sing attractive." Kurt tried

"Yo Berry!" Santana called out, ignoring Quinn's failing attempt to stop her

Rachel, whom was now standing in front of Sam and Puck trying to demonstrate something she was describing, paused when she was leaning far back like the Matrix and was about to answer when-

"What Lopez?! Make it quick! Rachel was telling us about what went down at Figh-"

Sam clamped his hand over Puck's mouth and tried to cover us "Uh! D-During a fight that she was obviously NOT involved in."

Santana rolled her eyes as Quinn narrowed her eyes at the boys. They were obviously trying to cover something up. "Whatever, is the dwarf- OW! I mean, is Berry," Quinn had slapped her at the arm for her rudeness "into singers?"

Rachel, Puck, and Sam all glanced at each other questioningly as she stood up straight again.

"I'm not sure what singing has to do with anything, but if the person I happen to be going out with has a talent for singing then I suppose that's fine. But I'm not opposed to someone who can't sing either." She explained and continued on with her demonstration, which included a back hand spring.

Santanta turned back with a smug look as she faced Kurt and Mercedes.

Quinn simply rolled her eyes, "We might as well ask." she said

"Rachel?" Quinn called just when Rachel jumped up from her back on the floor

"Yes Quinn?" she asked, slightly out of breath.

"Ummm.." The HBIC was suddenly nervous and distracted from the light sheen of sweat that was made visible on the brunette's toned stomach. "Uh..."

"We were wondering if you could tell us what your type is." Santana interjected, patting Quinn's back hard to snap her out of it

Silence, with everyone's (especially Quinn's and Finn's) attention on the shortest member.

Rachel simply smirked as Puck and Sam began to lightly chuckle. "I don't know, you tell me." and continued on to her business

"I believe Santana was right..." Kurt stated "We have no clue as to what her type is either."

"Oh don't worry... We will." Santana said with an evil smirk, causing everyone to glance over to Rachel in pity.

"Are we going to-?" Brittany began, causing Quinn's head to snap towards her best friends in worry.

"Oh yes." Santana said evilly.

"What are you planning?" Quinn hissed.

"Oh you'll see..." Santana began chuckling "You'll see..."

And all that was missing was a cackle of lightning and thunder in the background, a fireplace, and a pet cat for Santana to complete her evil look as everyone, especially Quinn and excluding Brittany looked at her in sheer worry.

"What do you have planned?" Quinn hissed as she was pacing her room, already packed and ready for the sleepover the gleeks have planned since the week before.

"Calm your tits Q," Santana yawned as she was cuddling with Brittany on the bed "Trust me, what I'm doing will help you and your situation with Berry. Don't worry, Brits and I gots this."

Quinn narrowed her eyes at Santana "Don't mess this up." She said as she grabbed her bag with her two best friends, leaving for the disaster that was bound to happen

"Are you sure about this Rach? I mean, I know this was planned since last week. But Satan has obviously got something planned for tonight." Puck stated as he and Sam helped the tiny girl with preparations for the sleepover.

"Yes Noah, I am positive that whatever Santana has planned will not ruin anything. In fact, I believe whatever she has planned will help make the sleepover more lively." Rachel stated "I am also sure that whatever she is planning to do, will benefit me more than it does her."

"You mean?" Sam asked

"Of course." Rachel said

Puck just grinned wildly, just as the doorbell rang "Let's get this party started!" he shouted as he went to get the door.

Rachel smirked, and on the other side of the door with Santana, she smirked as well. Let the Games... Begin.

AN 2: I know, it's slow. But I promise you hilarity and disaster will presume in the next few chapters.