I've had this little idea stuck in my head for the past couple months, I just was too lazy to start it. Basically, I take my handy, dandy dictionary and flip through until I land on a random word (without peeking) and write some little one shot with whatever pairing I'm obsessed with. My obsession- Hikaru x Kaoru: Ouran High School Host Club.

Cause-That which produces an effect
Effect- Result

I landed on the word 'Cause' in my dictionary and thought for a moment; 'Well Cause and effect usually go hand in hand.' After a moment I realized I had a delicious little plot for the two words. Hikaru/Kaoru Style! Be kind when posting criticism on this story; leave all pitchforks and torches at home. Thx! Bye!

Me: Oh yeah… I forget the disclaimer!
Hikaru: She owns nothing
Kaoru: Nada!
Hikaru: Zip!
Hikaru & Kaoru: Although, she secretly wishes she does. Ha like that will ever happen.
Me: *Cries in the Tamaki corner*
Kaoru: Good going, you reduced her to Tamaki's level.
Hikaru: You are just as responsible!

Word count (Story only) 655

Dictionary Love HikaxKao
Chapter: Cause and Effect

Books and papers were scattered over the familiar bed of the Hitachiin Twins. One was working on their writing assignment, which was due on Monday and another was trying to check their science and History homework. To say the twins were bored was an understatement.

"How far on the paper are you, Hika?" Kaoru asked, not glancing from his work. Hikaru let a sigh out and then crumbled the paper up. "Well that answer's my question"

"I am so bored, I can't think!" Hikaru grabbed his hair and let an irritated sound out that oddly sounded like a duck "Gah! I mean really Cause and effect; I can't make up a whole freaking three pages of examples! Really! I really despise our class subjects!"

"Well- there is a lot of examples; go on the internet or something." Kaoru was not bothering to glance up yet, not really wanting to deal with Hikaru and his lack of thinking during days like these. "School isn't that bad Hikaru, you just won't try."

"I can't get online anymore, remember? Mom had the internet cut out after she…" an awkward pause "After she thought we were looking up 'te naughteh sites'" Okay that made Kaoru look up just in time to see his brother wiggling his orange eyebrows at him.

"Considering you hog the computer, that isn't surprising" Hikaru's grin turned into a pout "Make up some examples, like eating too much food the effect would be gaining weight." Kaoru paused "or perhaps licking a lemon the effect would be a sour face… stupid stuff like that. Doubt the Teacher would care much" the younger Hitachiin twin went back to writing and totally missed the evil smirk that played on his twins lips.

"Hey Kaoru" Kaoru froze in mid-sentence and dared to venture his eyes to Hikaru. That voice- Hikaru was defiantly planning something. In seconds Kaoru was pinned down to the bed, books fell to the floor with a thump. "Cause: Hikaru pinning Kaoru to the bed…. Effect an adorable blush" Kaoru opened his mouth to shout at Hikaru to get off when Hikaru grabbed the bottom of his shirt and trailed a hand inside.

"H-Hika!" Kaoru blushed and arched into the fingers rubbing his pink nipples. "W-what are-"

"Cause- me pinching you… here" Doing it again and gaining a whimper in response "Effect- a cute whimper" smirking evilly as he leaned over his twin. "I have many, many idea's now…" Hikaru whispered in a husky voice. If it was possible anymore Kaoru blushed twice as hard. "Cause- Hikaru pulling Kaoru's pants down, the effect a cute submissive struggle from Kaoru…"

Let it be said that they didn't get much homework done that night.

-Monday Morning-

Hikaru leaned back in the seat, grinning ear to ear after the presentation of Kaoru's and his paper. Kaoru was covering his face with both hands to hide from the teacher's un-approval gapping face. Most girls were passed out and twitching uncontrollably and most of the guys were frozen and giving Hikaru the 'What the hell' face. Haruhi just sighed and got ready to present her own paper, not really giving a damn about Hikaru or Kaoru predicament at the moment.

The teacher snapped out of her daze quickly "Hikaru Hitachiin, Kaoru Hitachiin! That is inappropriate topic discussions! Go to the principal's office NOW!" Kaoru still hid his face behind his hands and walked after a smug looking Hikaru. It was only a few minutes later that Hikaru broke the silence.

"Hey Kaoru" Hikaru wondered

"What" a small whimper from behind the hands.

"You were right" a small pause "I just needed to try the class subjects out and I am rather enjoying school now" right outside the dreaded office Hikaru stopped before entering "We should test out some more cause and effects tonight my little uke"

"Hikaru!" Kaoru shouted, blushing red as a tomato. 'Never again is he touching a writing assignment!'

I know it was a thrown together idea, in my opinion, utter crap. However, as I stated before –points to before the story- Please keep the following at home: pitchforks, torches, sharp glittering objects, and anything that can be used as a projectile. Projectile objects include the following: Frying pans, toasters, full cans of soda, empty cans of soda, any item with the word 'toilet' in it, human children, spouses or siblings ( I do not need another idiot running around my home), and/or floorboards. Food is debatable.

I tried to keep my grammar/spelling as accurate as I could. I haven't been in school for a few years and may have forgotten a few things… *whimpers*