Hello, my adoring fans! Ha, I've always wanted to say that. This is a crappy fanfic, but I've got a point about Ethan, don't you think? (Sorry, Ethan fans!) BTW, I'm a total Soulsilvershipping fan, and I don't care about Heartsoulshipping. GO SILVER!

Silver casually walked out from behind Lyra's house. She had gone away for the weekend, and he was looking into her room to see if she would magically appear.

Sadly, she didn't.

Silver sighed. He had a crush on Lyra, but he wouldn't bet his chances with Ethan around. He was so happy-go-lucky. Silver wouldn't stand a chance.

"Hey! Silver!" a voice cried out happily. Silver turned around, hoping to see Lyra. Instead, he saw Ethan.

"Silver! Buddy!" Ethan screeched. Dammit, his voice was so high he sounded like a preschool girl. Plus, he was stupid. Couldn't he see Silver hated him?]

"What do you want?" Silver snarled.

"I thought we could talk to each other." Ethan giggled like a teenage girl. "So we could get to know each other."

"Fine. You go first," Silver snapped.

"I like cute, fluffy Pokemon, I would risk my life for my friends, and I'm confident," Ethan grinned. "Do any of those remind you of yourself?"

"Kinda sorta maybe no, not really," Silver said. "Especially the cute fluffy part."

"Oh," Ethan looked put out. "Your turn."

"I favor kick ass Pokemon, I always second guess myself, and I would only risk my life for my friends in certain circumstances," Silver said, smiling evilly. "Plus, I wouldn't hesitate to break the rules."

Ethan looked terrified. He muttered a quick, squeaky "Gotta go!" and ran out of there. Silver smiled again. He and Ethan would never be friends. But there was always the possibility of a butler….

Silver went on his way, chuckling to himself.

Relax, the torture is over. Please review and tell me hate you hated or liked it! Also, you can totally give me ideas and I might make them into a fanfiction! If you liked this, then you'll LOVE my other stories. Bye for now!