Please dont judge me. Ive had these ideasin my head since i was ten. I do not own Hetalia.

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The allies and axis were going camping. They were going to stay there for a
week. They finally set up camp. "Hey, do you ever have the feeling we're
being watched aru," said China. "It could be just Canada," said
Japan. "No he said he was staying home," said France. "Good
thing he didn't. THERE'S ONLY FOUR TENTS!" America was shocked. "So
two to a tent," said Italy. "Alright, here's how the tents are going
to work," explained Germany, "In tent one there will be China and Russia.
Tent two: Britain and France. Tent three: America and Japan. No
complaining!" "But I don't want to be dead the next morning
aru," said China. Russia smiled. "I don't like the smell of
perfume," said Britain. "I don't mind America, but wouldn't that mean
you and Italy are in the same tent?" Japan asked. "Scheiße! I did not
think this through," said Germany. "How about this: China and I,
Germany and Russia, Britain and America, and then France and Italy," said
Japan. "Yeah that would work," said Germany. All agreed. "Is
there a bathroom aru?" China asked. "Be a man and go in the
bushes," said Britain. China ran off. "I'll cook dinner," said
Italy. "Let's get firewood first," said Germany, "Russia,
Britain, and I will get firewood." They then left. The sun was starting to
set. Then, they heard the yell of terror.