Kanda crumpled the note in frustration, sighing loudly as he glared at the offending wad. Sighing again, he grabbed another and began to write, humming to himself quietly as he worked.

Finally, he folded the note, let a smirk grace his lips and stood up.

"Well, looks like Moyashi is in for treat."

Allen stomped into the cafeteria, holding up a piece of paper and scowling.

"Another!" He yelled and slammed it down on the table. "Another god damn love letter. That is the third this week. Another one and I will rip my hair out." Lenalee looked at Allen with sympathy.

"What does it say this time?" She asked and he handed her the note gruffly. Lenalee cleared her throat and began.

"Alas, what is this spell?

Although you, my love, are small a puny, I find myself greatly in love.

I think bout you often, alas, do you feel the same?

As though this is a game, your sick toying with my heart.

And with my determination we shall never part.

Red these letters and think of me, as you are my girl."

Then she burst out laughing. Lavi joined in as Allen slumped onto the table.

"Guys, come on. This is killing me on the inside." He whined. "I want to know who it is so they can stop, this is worse than Kanda's physical torment." That had Lavi and Lenalee looking at each other.

"Kanda!" Lavi sang as he burst in the door with Lenalee following. "We know your secret!" Kanda looked up and gave a grin.

"Really? So you found the poison in your food?" He asked and growled. "Damn. I need a new strategy."

"What? Poison?" Lavi asked, turning blue faced. "How could you do this… Komui!?" He screamed and ran out of the door, unaware of Kanda's evident smirk.

"Kanda. I know that you have been sending Allen those horrid love notes." With this Kanda looked at her with a troubled expression, his lips slightly curling. Then, even wider, until he gave in and burst out laughing. He grasped his sides and choked out the loud laughter. Lenalee just looked at him in shock.

"My god, you figure it out." He chuckled and stood up.

"Wait, so you like Allen?" She asked and Kanda laughed even harder.

"Of course not, I hate him. Sure, he is adorable, but with every note he is being eaten up on the inside. First off, he is freaking out because he knows a guy is sending these, especially one that refers to him a puny girl. Do you know how happy his eternal torture has made me?" Lenalee just looked at Kanda blankly, then walked off.

Allen held the fork to his throat but Kanda continued coming at him. "Noooo!" Allen screamed, but no one could hear his crys.

Lenalee stared at shock at the couple who had walked into the cafeteria. It was Kanda, holding hands with Allen, who had on a black skirt instead of pants. Lavi giggled as Kanda practically pulled the boy over to them. He grinned evilly and Allen shivered.

"Moyashi, go get us some food." He directed, pecking Allen on the cheek as the boy rushed off. Then Kanda burst out laughing and smiled.

"My plan is in motion. Soon suicide will be his only alternative." He cawed as Lavi and Lenalee shivered.

yeah yeah, OOC... I know. I just could not resist. I have seen soooo many fics with Allen sending Kanda love letters, so this is a slight parody. Plus, I have a feeling only Kanda would do something so evil... Review please and maybe you will get a bonus chappy... no promises though.