Ciel's Awkward Contract Mark Placing

Disclaimer: I don't own Kuroshitsuji.

It was a fine spring day for Ciel Phantomhive, owner of Funtom Inc. It was raining out, and nothing had been destroyed yet. All in all, it was the perfect day. Until a certain Alois Trancy showed up with his butler Claude, demanding a rematch of the duel that happened in Kuroshitsuji 2. A man of no fear, Ciel quickly agreed.

However, several hours later, both were so exhausted that neither could hold their sword up anymore. Alois called Claude in to take his place while he flirted with Elizabeth. "Hey, that's pretty smart," Ciel thought. He decided to call his butler, Sebastian Micheallis, in to take his place as well. However, Ciel's contract mark was not on his eye, but rather, on his no no zone (dick). He quickly dropped his pants, much to Claude's astonishment, and to Alois' delight.

"Sebastian, fulfill my needs and take my place in the duel!" he ordered. Sebastian simply smiled his smile, and sank onto one knee. "Yes, Pimp Master Ciel," he smiled. With that, he picked up his master and drop kicked him into the Phantomhive Estate, and dueled Claude.

Several hours later, he was back at the mansion, making Ciel an Indian tea that he'd gotten the recipe from Claude. However, Sebastian was being an idiot, and didn't realize that it was a trick. Sebastian put the Earl to bed a few minutes later, and in the dead of the night, Claude took Ciel out of bed. With the Earl, Claude went back to the Trancy manor and ate Ciel's soul, unknown to Sebastian. He would not find this out until early the next morning, where he would let out a stream of profanities so foul that I dare not post them here.