A/N: In which Robin lightly trolls on the Team, Artemis is in disbelief several times over, and plans are made.

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"Actually, no, the better question would be," Robin said, before suddenly rushing forward, flipping once, and landing on a crate right in front of Red Arrow, a somewhat maniacal grin on his face, "What did they send you for?"

"To find out just exactly who you and your gang are and what you're up to," Red Arrow said, not flinching the least little bit.

"Oh, well, in that case," Robin said, leaning back on his heels, his grin softening, "we're kinda just 'cleaning-up' at the moment. After all, none of our rogues have tried anything recently, and-"

"You guys have a rogues gallery?!" Artemis basically shouted.

"Well, yeah," Robin said, back-flipping over to the other Outsiders, who all were half engaged in their own thing, half watching Robin talk to the team. "I mean, we've been doing this… What, three years, you and I?" Robin asked of Red Hood, who nodded. "And then Kasumi joined up about six months later, then Spoiler, who had already made an enemy or two, Turbo joined around the first anniversary, and then Demon joined roughly a year and a half ago."

Miss Martian was the first to break the silence. "If I may, who are your 'rogues'?"

"Well, I suppose telling you those not related to our true identities can't hurt…" Robin said. "Um… Actually, only Two-Face, Black Mask, the Joker, and obviously the random mob bosses who we took down over the years are the ones I can tell you about."

Kid Flash's jaw dropped. "You guys made enemies of Black Mask and Two-Face? And the Joker?!"

"Not on purpose," Turbo answered, putting the tablet in the metal case before tucking it away in his bag. "Besides, they attacked us first."

"You forgot Penguin!" Spoiler shouted. "Remember? Because he got mad because you 'stole' his bird theme and then Demon kicked him the face and Kasumi knocked out his henchman and he thought she was being smug about it because she was just standing there because he doesn't know that she's doesn't ever talk and then Turbo hacked the gizmo he had stolen and then you said that he would be the bird in the cage, not you, and then-"

Robin slapped his hand over her mouth. "Spoiler, I think they get the idea."

"Wow, someone who talks more than Kid Mouth does," Red Arrow said with the slightest grin.

"HEY!" Kid Flash and Spoiler shouted in unison. Robin just snickered.

"Why are we still here?" Demon asked suddenly, crossing his arms. "We should have knocked them out as soon as they arrived, not stood around and told them potential blackmail against us."

Superboy glared at the boy, as did Robin. "Demon, what did I say about being rude?"

"You suggested that I keep such comments to myself because they could 'hurt someone's feelings'," Demon mocked. "However, there's no requirement that I follow such asinine advice, and insulting them happens to be my goal."

"Why did I sign up for this?" Robin muttered to himself with a sigh. "Red Hood, why don't you and the others go scouting? I'll catch up to you in a minute."

After a moment, Red Hood nodded slowly. "Alright. Come on, twerps."

"I'm not a twerp," Turbo shot back. "A nerd, maybe. A geek, definitely. Possibly even a dork. But I am not a twerp in even the smallest of regards."

"Whatever you say, tech-boy," Red Hood shot back, grabbing Demon by the collar of his trench coat. "You're coming too, Spawn."

"No. I'm staying here in case they try to attack Robin," Demon said, crossing his arms as he slipped out of Red Hood's grip. "Two against six is better odds than one against six."

"Demon, please," Robin said. "Just go with the others, ok? I won't be long."

"There's nothing you could possibly have to tell them that I don't already know."

Robin groaned, rubbing his temples for a moment. "Hood, we'll be out in a minute."

Without another word, Red Hood was ushering the other three out, Spoiler babbling excitedly to Turbo about something. "If you have questions, I would suggest that they get asked, or we can't very well answer them."

"Wow, and you said the other guy was blunt," Kid Flash blurted without thinking. The glare he received made him regret it instantly, though.

To the surprise of everyone other than Demon, though, Robin laughed at that. Admittedly, it was more of a cackle that seemed like it had been tailored to be unnerving rather than an honest-to-goodness laugh, but still. "Dude, you have no idea."

"Tt. Stupid," Demon said. He raised an eyebrow under his mask. "I was being serious. If you have questions, ask them. Now."

"What the hell do you guys think you're doing?" Artemis asked, her face clearly showing disbelief, even behind her mask. "I mean, you look like you're about nine, and the kid seems to be about eight."

"Hey!" Robin shouted, glaring in indignation. "I'll have you know that I'm thirteen, not nine!"

"Your maturity level tends to disagree with you at times," Demon taunted with a sly grin.

"Details, details," Robin said, waving off the insult. He looked back to Artemis. "And, you know, I could ask each of you the exact same question. After all, Red Arrow there is the only one of you who's a legal adult."

"How do you know that?" Red Arrow asked, eyes narrowed in suspicion.

Robin just grinned. "Sorry, but Demon had a point. Can't let you guys blackmail us, after all…" With a quick flick of his wrist, several smoke pellets hit the floor.

By the time the smoke had cleared, Robin and Demon were gone.

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"I'm telling you, they're ninjas!" Wally complained, flopping down on the couch. "Smoke pellets, disappearing acts, and that one girl, Kasumi, had two katana!"

"That doesn't automatically make them ninjas, Wally," Roy said. "Besides, Batman uses smoke pellets and can disappear like that, but are you going to call him a ninja?"

"Dude, I already have."

"…you've got to kidding me," Artemis said, her voice laden with horrified disbelief. "I know you were crazy, but-"

"I am not crazy!"

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"Have you got a plan?" Jason asked quietly as he and Dick sat a little ways from where the others were sleeping.

"For what?" Dick shoots back, his eyebrows raised. "For tracking down our reasons for fighting? Or for dealing with the League?"

"Both."

"Kind of," Dick said after a moment. "It's going to be a lot harder to bring down Cain than it will be to take down Cluemaster, and I don't even know where to begin when it comes to al Ghul and Boomerang." 'And we can't even find Zucco,' goes unsaid, but both know that it's there. "As for the League, well… If we have to, there's always blackmail."

Somehow, that seemed funnier when they had discussed the idea those many times before, and Jason burst out laughing. Dick quickly follows, because, honestly, who would have the gall to blackmail the Justice League with their own secret identities?

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E/N: I don't particularly like this chapter, but… *shrugs*