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From: Pepper Potts

To: Tony Stark

How could I possibly forget those pair of tight jeans? Even the men were taking pictures. Lots of men were taking pictures, you may have turned a few men gay that night Tony Stark. I honestly cannot picture how Captain America's trousers are tighter, seriously, it just doesn't seem possible to me.

And of course you geeked out, I'd expect nothing less :) Thank you for repulsor-ing Loki for me, it's much appreciated :) Next time you want to do something for me you can give me a hand filling out paperwork :) Or you can buy me shoes, just saying. And well done for saving Capsicle, are you really calling him Capsicle? Not to his face I hope :P Actually I bet you are, that would explain why he's (as you so eloquently put it) up his own ass. Try not to confuse that with pissed off because you gave him a stupid nickname.

Are you SERIOUSLY not keeping an eye on Loki? Honestly Tony I have no idea how you're still alive sometimes :P WATCH HIM, HE WANTS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

And now with the cow mental imagery in my head, I'm going to watch Big Bang Theory and put my feet up :)

Behave,

x

From: Pepper Potts

To: Tony Stark

When I read this, I literally spat my glass of wine across the floor. WHY DID YOU THINK HEAD BUTTING A NORSE GOD IS A GOOD IDEA?! I don't care if he stole Rock-Of-Ages it is still a STUPID THING TO DO. Good god if Thor doesn't kill you I'll do it myself! Maybe the reason his arms are so big is because he's a GOD. FFS TONY STARK DO YOU NEVER THINK?! ARGH. Take some painkillers and go sit in a dark room for a while, and say hi to Phil and Natasha for me.

Loki's behaviour does sound VERY suspicious. I'm still mad at you for head-butting a Norse God in the FACE but be careful, try not to get yourself killed.

And obviously it's a stabilising agent, I totally knew that.

Play nice!

x

From: Pepper Potts

To: Tony Stark

I swear you're more excited about meeting Dr Banner than you are about meeting Captain America! Although I can see why, I'm not sure having you in the same room as each other is a good idea, you already manage to blow up enough things on your own.

And be nice to Cap! You're not doing yourself any favours by confusing him. Although I do wish I could have seen his face when you and your 'ScienceBro' were in science mode, that's just between us though :P

Remember when you left that chicken in the fridge for 3 months, REMEMBER THAT? That was the worse smell I have ever come across in my LIFE. Only you would try and hack into SHIELD, just make sure they don't catch you doing it. I'm pretty sure hacking into secret government agencies is… oh what's the word?... oh yes… ILLEGAL. And I await your updates with baited breath.

I'm missing you already :)

I don't know who came up with that, but it's silly. Bye Tony :)

x

From: Pepper Potts

To: Tony Stark

LEGOLAS?! Seriously? You've resorted to Lord of The Rings names now? Argh this is why people find you arrogant and condescending.

Seriously? A flight deck leading into a motor? That's actually a thing? Send me a picture.

FOR GOD'S SAKE BE CAREFUL!

Sacrifice play? You're going to have to explain that one to me, and please don't sacrifice yourself for someone, I would miss you too much.

Be careful Tony,

x

From: Pepper Potts

To: Tony Stark

I miss you too. I'll call you in 5 minutes, I'm just talking to the president of Dell, I hope everything's okay.

Miss you,

x

From: Pepper Potts

To: Tony Stark

Please please please please be careful. Please. I don't want anything to happen to you. I'm sure Bruce and Thor will be okay, concentrate on taking care of yourself.

At least Agent Barton is okay, although smashing him on the head seems a bit un-necessary, I'm guessing I missed something.

I'm fine, I'm about two hours from DC, well out of New York airspace, you concentrate on keeping yourself alive.

Be careful,

x

From: Pepper Potts

To: Tony Stark

YOU ARE GOING TO LEAD ME TO AN EARLY GRAVE I SWEAR.

I'm guessing there's a big Tony-shaped hole in the window then? At least you put those bracelets to good use, but getting thrown out a window is so not what I meant when I told you to be careful.

Kick his ass from me. No-one but me should get to throw you out the window.

Take care of yourself,

x

From: Pepper Potts

To: Tony Stark

Tony? TONY?!

From: Pepper Potts

To: Tony Stark

IF YOU EVER EVER EVER DO THAT TO ME EVER AGAIN I WILL MAKE YOU WISH YOU'D NEVER BEEN BORN.

DO NOT EVER DO THAT AGAIN.

I've ordered the pilot to turn around, we're heading back to New York now, zoning be damned I am seeing you first.

Since when have you liked Shawarma? And warn Bruce I am going to hug him so hard when I see him, after slapping you across the face obviously.

WHAT Loki-shaped dent?! Not in our BRAND-NEW floor?!

I love you too, so so so much. DO NOT EVER DO THAT AGAIN.

Don't you remember my comment early about not sacrificing yourself? I WASN'T JOKING.

See you soon, love you too

xxx

From: Pepper Potts

To: Tony Stark

Thanks for the heads-up, I'm glad you're all okay. And don't worry, you will get cuddles after I slap you for making me think you were dead.

Love you,

xxx

From: Pepper Potts

To: Tony Stark

Oh Tony :) See you soon. Get JARVIS to download the video feed for me, this I have to see.

Still love you,

(and yes it is)

xxx

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