Okay... So chapter one was freakin' short, right? I just wanted to get something out there, since I put up a synopsis and take days to update. Some people update frequently, but I don't have the time to constantly add new segments. I want to allow people to read my works ASAP, but I'm quite lazy and have a pretty busy life. Plus, there isn't really too many people reading or writing Hairspray fics, as far as I'm concerned. I'll still add a new chapter pretty soon.

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GREAT... Just great. There's this gorgeous girl laying on top of me, or more so I crashed into her, so she had no choice but to land on me. I better not start hyperventilating.

"Oh my gosh, I am so sorry! Are you okay? I swear you weren't so close... Why were you so close?"

"You better be sorry and don't you dare do that again. I can do whatever I please, so don't question me!" She simulated utter confidence.

Seriously? Did she just talk back to me like that? She looked so sweet and innocent. Boy was I wrong. Maybe she wasn't an angel after all...

"Look here, Miss I-think-I'm-hot-stuff-so-I-say-whatever-I-want! I apologized and you're just going to be rude? Really?! And you're still lying on me, could you get off? Now!"

"Calm down, I'm kidding. I'm fine, thank you. By the way, you're the one who was staring at me in the first place. I'm not one to talk back to anyone, but I just wanted to see what you would do. I got a big reaction out of you, haha."

Wait, so that's not her personality? She's nice, actually? Maybe she is an angel; my angel. Wait, what the hell? I don't know her, why would I say something so mushy? I'm going soft, damn it.

"That's wonderful that you're kidding, but you don't listen! Get off of me, blondie!"

"Okay, but thanks breaking the fall, even though we're at a beach. You're pretty funny, you know?" She said with an adorable grin.

"You're really cute." Oh no, did I just say that aloud? Super. That was supposed to stay in my imaginary speech bubble.

"Aww, you think so? Well, I think you're cute too." She said with a slight blush and an endearing upturn of her lips.

"I actually think you're too damn cute. It's not fair."

"S-stop, you're making me blush," she said with an adorably flushed face.

Ugh. She's too cute for her own good. Guys probably swoon over her like crazy. No harm in teasing her then.

"I like girls who blush, because they're probably more innocent. Innocence is lacking these days and you seem to be chock-full of it."

I wonder how flustered I can make her.

"Ohh, um, wow. I don't even...know how to respond to that? Thank you... I guess?"

"Aww, you're so confused. Let me explain. I'm the experienced one and you're rather inexperienced. I'll bet money on it, too."

"Hey! B-but you... And I- How would you know?" She replied in a flustered manner.

"There's my proof. You're so a virgin." I had the biggest smirk gracing my lips. I couldn't help but make fun of her. I don't think I'll ever get bored of teasing her.

"Uh...I-I'm no-. So what if I am?" She nervously sputters.

"I didn't say it was a bad thing. It's quite a good look on you. You look too sweet to ever do anything dirty. I'd hate for anyone else to get their hands on you."

Her face was so red after I said that last line. Sex isn't something comfortable for her to talk about I guess. She's too funny and I really really want to give her a bone-crushing bear hug now.

"I-I'm not supposed to do anything bad...I have to stay abstinent from intercourse until marriage."

"Did dear mommy tell you this?" I smiled. "You're eighteen, right? You don't have to listen to her every command. Be independent. Be free. Do what you want. It's a satisfactory feeling."

"My mom's always taken care of me. How could you suggest that? On second thought, freedom would be different and nice, but I don't know how to live outside of her authority."

"Moms should take care of their children. Not all do, but they should want to. If you'd like, I could show you how not to be interdependent!" I couldn't help but add in my trademark smug grin.

"Oh, umm..t-that would be great, as long as you don't mind at all. I don't want to be a bother to you though, so if you can't it's completely fi-" she added in a rather small and panicked voice.

Even though her ramble was almost the cutest thing ever, I had to stop her before she has a panic attack and we have to go to the ER. Then I'd have to explain how my admirable charm freaked her out. Not something I want follow through with...

"Hey, hey, I was the one who said I'd help you in the first place. So you don't need to worry, you're not a bother okay?"

"Sure, if you say so." She smiled shyly, but also sweetly.

It hurts too much. She's just so...cute. I can't take it. I really don't think I could say no to this girl. It'd be like drowning a kitten or taking away a puppy's favorite toy. You just don't do that.

"We'll start your first lesson bright and early tomorrow." I told her matter of factually. I should probably ask for her name. We've been talking this whole time and I don't even know.

"How early is early?"

"Eight o'clock on the dot."

"But that's s-"

"But what?"

"...Never mind. I'll be there."

"Good. Because I'm going to teach you how to kiss."

"You..y-you're g-going to k-kiss me?"

"I'm kidding. I just wanted to get a reaction out of you and it worked pretty well. Payback is sweet, isn't it?"

"Y-yeah..yeah, I guess it is."

"I'll see you tomorrow, but what's your name? We never established that."

"Amber Von Tussle."

"Cute name. I'm Shelley Ambrose. You're so formal with your introduction. It's endearing though."

Her name is so cute. Damn her cuteness. I should be thinking about my boyfriend, yet my mind keeps going back to her.

"I'm happy to hear you approve of my introductions."

"Haha me too, Amber."

"So, see you soon Shelley?"

"Defintely. Bye, it was really really really nice getting to meet a beautiful girl such as yourself."

Amber is blushing, yay.

"T-thank you. That's kind of you to say."

"Sure, anything for you baby cakes."

"Ohhh...wow, that's so embarrassing. Can I go yet?" Amber innocently questioned.

"Haha, sure. Sorry for embarrassing you. It's just; you're so cute when you're all embarrassed and blushing."

"Okay Shelley, you're flattering me way too much. I'm going to leave. I'll see you in the morning."

"Bye Amber," I sing songed in my teasing manner. I waved to her and she shyly waved backed.

God, she is way too cute. I know I said I was kidding about kissing her, but I seriously might give her a little peck on the lips.