Okay, here is part three. I know it probably isn't funny. I did try.
Honest.
Yes, I am completely aware of Erek being rather hysterical in this part, but he needs to be. I think.
I have nothing against calling a cat Kitty. My cat's name is Kitty. I just don't think it is as imaginative as say, Tabitha, or Emerald.
Thank you to the people who sent me those lovely reviews. I really appreciate it. Really.
Enough rambling on from me, I will shut up now.
I hope you enjoy part three!
Why There Was a Wolf in Erek and Tobias's Cell - Part Three
By Silver Wolf
ARBRON: On the day of the party, Jake, Cassie, Rachel, April, Marco, Tom, Christopher and Ax were getting into their costumes in the barn. They were just about to leave when all of a sudden the door burst open to reveal an android and a hawk.
APRIL & RACHEL: Who are you?
MARCO: Bang! Yeah, who?
ANDROID: It's me! Tobias!
HAWK: And I'm Erek! These are our costumes!
CHRISTOPHER: They are so cool.
TOM: Wicked.
CASSIE: Yeah. I wish I'd thought of something that good.
EREK & TOBIAS: I'm glad you like them!
JAKE: Can we go now? I'm hungry!
MARCO: You're always hungry. But yeah, we'd better go or we'll be late!
ARBRON: As usual, they were late. In fact, they were so late that Crayak was worried that they weren't going to make it. But they showed up and were let in by a Hork-Bajir.
VISSER THREE: You lot certainly took your time! Do you like my Hork-Bajir costume?
CASSIE: It's great!
ARBRON: Tobias and Erek gave Crayak his present, while Ax headed for the food.
CRAYAK: Wow! Thank you so much! I've always wanted a puppy! What should I call him?
TOBIAS: Don't ask me. I've never been good at naming pets.
JAKE: But Dude isn't a bad name for a cat!
TOBIAS: I didn't name him. Dude belonged to a friend of mine before she moved to Australia. She didn't want to make him travel all that way. She was the one who called him Dude. The only cat I ever named I called Kitty for lack of a better idea.
ARBRON: Crayak wandered off to name his new puppy. Melissa and Kyra, who were dressed up as a cheerleader and chef respectively, were comparing nail polish colours. Xena and Catwoman soon joined them, because Rachel and Cassie had seen David and Jalil walk over.
EREK: Oh no! The doctors are here to take us away! (Looks at Christopher) And the psychiatrists! Help!
TOBIAS: (soothingly) Calm down, Erek. We're safe. Mac wont let them take us away. It's just Christopher and Jalil.
EREK: Oh. (Calms down)
JAKE: David! I like your Knight outfit!
DAVID: You make a pretty good Batman.
ARBRON: Jake and David walked off to have their heroic moronic conversations somewhere else.
JALIL: Tobias, why did you give Crayak a puppy?
TOBIAS: Jalil, why did you let David bring his sword?
EREK: We're all doomed! Doomed, I tell you! (Screams hysterically)
MARCO: (Whacks him over the head with a larger brick) SHUT UP YOU STUPID BIRD!!!
EREK: (Deliriously) Look at the pretty stars.(faints)
TOM: What did you do that for? (Takes the brick off Marco and wraps it in his jacket)
TOBIAS: Marco! How could you be so heartless!
JALIL: Yeah! Think of the poor brick!
ARBRON: So Tom, Jalil and Tobias went to make sure the brick was okay, while a kangaroo and a koala came over to tend to Erek. Marco and Christopher went to ask Crayak what he had named his puppy, and when the costume judging would be.
JALIL: Um, I'd have to guess that the Australian animals are Ellimist and Drode?
DRODE: Yep. Don't I look adorable as a koala?
ELLIMIST: My kangaroo suit is much more realistic.
CRAYAK: Okay everyone; listen up! I want all of you to line up over here so that I can judge your costumes. (Everyone forms a line.) Thank you. Now, I want you one at a time, in order of where you are in the line, to say what or who you are supposed to be.
VISSER THREE: I'm a Hork-Bajir.
KYRA: I'm a chef.
MELISSA: I'm a cheerleader.
CHAPMAN: I'm a tree.
DRODE: I'm a koala.
ELLIMIST: I'm a kangaroo.
AX: I am a Telly Tubby. Ee-yah.
APRIL: I'm a calendar.
CHRISTOPHER: I'm a psychiatrist.
EREK: (Dreamily) Pretty stars.
TOBIAS: He's a hawk. And I'm an android.
CASSIE: I'm Catwoman.
RACHEL: I'm Xena.
JAKE: I'm Batman!
DAVID: I'm a knight!
JALIL: I'm doomed.er.I'm a doctor.
MARCO: I'm Superman.
TOM: I'm Visser Three!!!
ARBRON: And I'm the Narrator. Now we've got that sorted out.Crayak looked around, trying to decide whose costumes sucked, and who's deserved the prize.
MARCO: There's a prize?
ARBRON: Naturally. So, Crayak tried to make a choice.
CRAYAK: Hm.okay, Melissa, I don't like cheerleaders. You're out.
MELISSA: Okay. I don't mind. (Walks away sniffing sadly)
ARBRON: Melissa went to the other side of the room, which then became the place where the people who were out went.
CRAYAK: Ax, you're out. I hate Telly Tubbies.
AX: Whatever. Ever. Evvver. Vvv. Verrrr.
CRAYAK: Jake and Cassie, go away. Batman and Catwoman piss me off.
CASSIE: Sure.
JAKE: Huh?
CASSIE: Jake! Come on! (Drags him away)
CRAYAK: Erek, Ellimist and Drode, I'm allergic to animals. Shoo.
EREK: Hey.the floor is shiny.and so is the bald spot on Chapman's head.
MARCO: (grabs brick and hits Erek again) SHUT UP YOU STUPID MORON!!!
TOBIAS & JALIL & TOM: NOOO!!!!!!!!! BRICKIE!!!!!!!!!
CRAYAK: Tobias, Jalil and Tom, you three are obsessed with that brick. You're out.
TOM: No, Erek's out. Out cold! (Snickers)
CRAYAK: I know! Marco, you win! You shut Erek up! And I love Superman!
MARCO: Yay! What's the prize?
ELLIMIST: You get a tour of the Author's secret writing hideout!
MARCO: Wow! I've always wanted to see that.
ARBRON: The door is flung open to reveal Mac the talking wolf, and a large green snake.
RACHEL & APRIL: Who's the snake/
MARCO BANG!
MAC: This is Monty. She'll be helping me give Marco his tour.
MONTY: Are you sssure you want to sssee our Massstersss hideout?
MARCO: Sure! Why wouldn't I?
JALIL: It's kinda scary.
MONTY: Very ssscary, actually. At leassst, it isss for sssomeone who hasssn't been there before, unlike usss.
ARBRON: So Mac and Monty took Marco for his tour. Crayak decided on what to call his puppy. Ax disappeared. David and Jake started a game of darts.
CRAYAK: I'll call him Champion!
TOBIAS: That's a great name!
JALIL: Hey.what is that picture on the dartboard of?
TOBIAS: (Goes and looks then comes back looking furious) I can't believe it! First Erek, then me, and now.
TOM: What, what???
TOBIAS: There are three pictures. One of me. One of Jalil. One of Tom. AND ONE OF BRICKIE!!!!!!!
JALIL: NO!!!! How could they!
TOM: Don't they understand??? They can't do this to poor Brickie! What did he ever do???
TOBIAS: Nothing to them!
BRICKIE: Yeah! I didn't do anything!
ARBRON: Tobias, Jalil and Tom scream in fear, before running away.
BRICKIE: Oh well. (Leaves the party to go back to Brick Land)
ARBRON: Tobias, Jalil and Tom had left the party, swearing revenge on Jake, David, Crayak, Ellimist, Drode, and Chapman; who were all playing darts. Cassie, Rachel, Kyra, Melissa, Visser Three, Christopher and an unconscious Erek were all sitting on chairs and the couch while talking about options on finding Ax.
RACHEL: Well, he's not in the house.
CASSIE: I called McDonalds, and Pizza Hut, and several local places. He's not there.
VISSER THREE: I checked the neighbours. He's not there either.
EREK: Shiny snail.la la la.
CHRISTOPHER: Hey Arbron, do you know where he is?
ARBRON: Actually, the Author hasn't worked that out yet. I'd love to tell you if I knew, but.
KYRA: You mean that Ax is out there lost somewhere?
ARBRON: More than likely. I'm sure that if the Author's pets weren't tied up with Marco's tour, then she'd have them to tell her what to write - I mean, give her ideas. Yeah. Like that. Hm.
APRIL: Shut up before you get yourself in trouble.
ARBRON: Okay, I will. So since they couldn't find Ax, and because Marco wasn't back, the party couldn't end. Eventually the others got sick of darts, and Tom, Tobias and Jalil came back.
CHRISTOPHER: Hey! I've got an idea!
RACHEL & APRIL: What???
(Silence)
TOBIAS: I expected Marco to say 'bang' just then. Really weird.
MARCO: Not half as weird as the Author's hideout!
ARBRON: They turned to see Marco, Mac, Monty, and -
RACHEL & APRIL: AX!!!!!!!
MARCO: Bangbangbangbangbang!!!!!!!!!
AX: Yes. I am here. I accidentally got sucked into the Author's secret realm where To -
TOBIAS: Don't say it!!!
AX: Whoops. Sorry.
MARCO: I know a secret, I know a secret, I know a secret! Even better, I know Tobias's secret!!!
TOBIAS: Say it and die, monkey boy.
MARCO: Eeep!
ARBRON: The Animorphs, and the EverWorlders left and went to the barn.
CASSIE: Jake, can you help me feed these squirrels?
JAKE: No. I'm talking to David about something very important. (To David) Pink is a better colour than purple!
DAVID: Is not!
RACHEL: Oh yeah, so important.
ARBRON: So this is the end of this particular script. The sequel will reveal what you all want to know.TOBIAS'S SECRET!!!! Until next time, my friends and foes (not to mention Yeerks)!
Okay, that made no sense whatsoever. Then again, when does anything I write make sense?
Yes, I am completely aware of Erek being rather hysterical in this part, but he needs to be. I think.
I have nothing against calling a cat Kitty. My cat's name is Kitty. I just don't think it is as imaginative as say, Tabitha, or Emerald.
Thank you to the people who sent me those lovely reviews. I really appreciate it. Really.
Enough rambling on from me, I will shut up now.
I hope you enjoy part three!
Why There Was a Wolf in Erek and Tobias's Cell - Part Three
By Silver Wolf
ARBRON: On the day of the party, Jake, Cassie, Rachel, April, Marco, Tom, Christopher and Ax were getting into their costumes in the barn. They were just about to leave when all of a sudden the door burst open to reveal an android and a hawk.
APRIL & RACHEL: Who are you?
MARCO: Bang! Yeah, who?
ANDROID: It's me! Tobias!
HAWK: And I'm Erek! These are our costumes!
CHRISTOPHER: They are so cool.
TOM: Wicked.
CASSIE: Yeah. I wish I'd thought of something that good.
EREK & TOBIAS: I'm glad you like them!
JAKE: Can we go now? I'm hungry!
MARCO: You're always hungry. But yeah, we'd better go or we'll be late!
ARBRON: As usual, they were late. In fact, they were so late that Crayak was worried that they weren't going to make it. But they showed up and were let in by a Hork-Bajir.
VISSER THREE: You lot certainly took your time! Do you like my Hork-Bajir costume?
CASSIE: It's great!
ARBRON: Tobias and Erek gave Crayak his present, while Ax headed for the food.
CRAYAK: Wow! Thank you so much! I've always wanted a puppy! What should I call him?
TOBIAS: Don't ask me. I've never been good at naming pets.
JAKE: But Dude isn't a bad name for a cat!
TOBIAS: I didn't name him. Dude belonged to a friend of mine before she moved to Australia. She didn't want to make him travel all that way. She was the one who called him Dude. The only cat I ever named I called Kitty for lack of a better idea.
ARBRON: Crayak wandered off to name his new puppy. Melissa and Kyra, who were dressed up as a cheerleader and chef respectively, were comparing nail polish colours. Xena and Catwoman soon joined them, because Rachel and Cassie had seen David and Jalil walk over.
EREK: Oh no! The doctors are here to take us away! (Looks at Christopher) And the psychiatrists! Help!
TOBIAS: (soothingly) Calm down, Erek. We're safe. Mac wont let them take us away. It's just Christopher and Jalil.
EREK: Oh. (Calms down)
JAKE: David! I like your Knight outfit!
DAVID: You make a pretty good Batman.
ARBRON: Jake and David walked off to have their heroic moronic conversations somewhere else.
JALIL: Tobias, why did you give Crayak a puppy?
TOBIAS: Jalil, why did you let David bring his sword?
EREK: We're all doomed! Doomed, I tell you! (Screams hysterically)
MARCO: (Whacks him over the head with a larger brick) SHUT UP YOU STUPID BIRD!!!
EREK: (Deliriously) Look at the pretty stars.(faints)
TOM: What did you do that for? (Takes the brick off Marco and wraps it in his jacket)
TOBIAS: Marco! How could you be so heartless!
JALIL: Yeah! Think of the poor brick!
ARBRON: So Tom, Jalil and Tobias went to make sure the brick was okay, while a kangaroo and a koala came over to tend to Erek. Marco and Christopher went to ask Crayak what he had named his puppy, and when the costume judging would be.
JALIL: Um, I'd have to guess that the Australian animals are Ellimist and Drode?
DRODE: Yep. Don't I look adorable as a koala?
ELLIMIST: My kangaroo suit is much more realistic.
CRAYAK: Okay everyone; listen up! I want all of you to line up over here so that I can judge your costumes. (Everyone forms a line.) Thank you. Now, I want you one at a time, in order of where you are in the line, to say what or who you are supposed to be.
VISSER THREE: I'm a Hork-Bajir.
KYRA: I'm a chef.
MELISSA: I'm a cheerleader.
CHAPMAN: I'm a tree.
DRODE: I'm a koala.
ELLIMIST: I'm a kangaroo.
AX: I am a Telly Tubby. Ee-yah.
APRIL: I'm a calendar.
CHRISTOPHER: I'm a psychiatrist.
EREK: (Dreamily) Pretty stars.
TOBIAS: He's a hawk. And I'm an android.
CASSIE: I'm Catwoman.
RACHEL: I'm Xena.
JAKE: I'm Batman!
DAVID: I'm a knight!
JALIL: I'm doomed.er.I'm a doctor.
MARCO: I'm Superman.
TOM: I'm Visser Three!!!
ARBRON: And I'm the Narrator. Now we've got that sorted out.Crayak looked around, trying to decide whose costumes sucked, and who's deserved the prize.
MARCO: There's a prize?
ARBRON: Naturally. So, Crayak tried to make a choice.
CRAYAK: Hm.okay, Melissa, I don't like cheerleaders. You're out.
MELISSA: Okay. I don't mind. (Walks away sniffing sadly)
ARBRON: Melissa went to the other side of the room, which then became the place where the people who were out went.
CRAYAK: Ax, you're out. I hate Telly Tubbies.
AX: Whatever. Ever. Evvver. Vvv. Verrrr.
CRAYAK: Jake and Cassie, go away. Batman and Catwoman piss me off.
CASSIE: Sure.
JAKE: Huh?
CASSIE: Jake! Come on! (Drags him away)
CRAYAK: Erek, Ellimist and Drode, I'm allergic to animals. Shoo.
EREK: Hey.the floor is shiny.and so is the bald spot on Chapman's head.
MARCO: (grabs brick and hits Erek again) SHUT UP YOU STUPID MORON!!!
TOBIAS & JALIL & TOM: NOOO!!!!!!!!! BRICKIE!!!!!!!!!
CRAYAK: Tobias, Jalil and Tom, you three are obsessed with that brick. You're out.
TOM: No, Erek's out. Out cold! (Snickers)
CRAYAK: I know! Marco, you win! You shut Erek up! And I love Superman!
MARCO: Yay! What's the prize?
ELLIMIST: You get a tour of the Author's secret writing hideout!
MARCO: Wow! I've always wanted to see that.
ARBRON: The door is flung open to reveal Mac the talking wolf, and a large green snake.
RACHEL & APRIL: Who's the snake/
MARCO BANG!
MAC: This is Monty. She'll be helping me give Marco his tour.
MONTY: Are you sssure you want to sssee our Massstersss hideout?
MARCO: Sure! Why wouldn't I?
JALIL: It's kinda scary.
MONTY: Very ssscary, actually. At leassst, it isss for sssomeone who hasssn't been there before, unlike usss.
ARBRON: So Mac and Monty took Marco for his tour. Crayak decided on what to call his puppy. Ax disappeared. David and Jake started a game of darts.
CRAYAK: I'll call him Champion!
TOBIAS: That's a great name!
JALIL: Hey.what is that picture on the dartboard of?
TOBIAS: (Goes and looks then comes back looking furious) I can't believe it! First Erek, then me, and now.
TOM: What, what???
TOBIAS: There are three pictures. One of me. One of Jalil. One of Tom. AND ONE OF BRICKIE!!!!!!!
JALIL: NO!!!! How could they!
TOM: Don't they understand??? They can't do this to poor Brickie! What did he ever do???
TOBIAS: Nothing to them!
BRICKIE: Yeah! I didn't do anything!
ARBRON: Tobias, Jalil and Tom scream in fear, before running away.
BRICKIE: Oh well. (Leaves the party to go back to Brick Land)
ARBRON: Tobias, Jalil and Tom had left the party, swearing revenge on Jake, David, Crayak, Ellimist, Drode, and Chapman; who were all playing darts. Cassie, Rachel, Kyra, Melissa, Visser Three, Christopher and an unconscious Erek were all sitting on chairs and the couch while talking about options on finding Ax.
RACHEL: Well, he's not in the house.
CASSIE: I called McDonalds, and Pizza Hut, and several local places. He's not there.
VISSER THREE: I checked the neighbours. He's not there either.
EREK: Shiny snail.la la la.
CHRISTOPHER: Hey Arbron, do you know where he is?
ARBRON: Actually, the Author hasn't worked that out yet. I'd love to tell you if I knew, but.
KYRA: You mean that Ax is out there lost somewhere?
ARBRON: More than likely. I'm sure that if the Author's pets weren't tied up with Marco's tour, then she'd have them to tell her what to write - I mean, give her ideas. Yeah. Like that. Hm.
APRIL: Shut up before you get yourself in trouble.
ARBRON: Okay, I will. So since they couldn't find Ax, and because Marco wasn't back, the party couldn't end. Eventually the others got sick of darts, and Tom, Tobias and Jalil came back.
CHRISTOPHER: Hey! I've got an idea!
RACHEL & APRIL: What???
(Silence)
TOBIAS: I expected Marco to say 'bang' just then. Really weird.
MARCO: Not half as weird as the Author's hideout!
ARBRON: They turned to see Marco, Mac, Monty, and -
RACHEL & APRIL: AX!!!!!!!
MARCO: Bangbangbangbangbang!!!!!!!!!
AX: Yes. I am here. I accidentally got sucked into the Author's secret realm where To -
TOBIAS: Don't say it!!!
AX: Whoops. Sorry.
MARCO: I know a secret, I know a secret, I know a secret! Even better, I know Tobias's secret!!!
TOBIAS: Say it and die, monkey boy.
MARCO: Eeep!
ARBRON: The Animorphs, and the EverWorlders left and went to the barn.
CASSIE: Jake, can you help me feed these squirrels?
JAKE: No. I'm talking to David about something very important. (To David) Pink is a better colour than purple!
DAVID: Is not!
RACHEL: Oh yeah, so important.
ARBRON: So this is the end of this particular script. The sequel will reveal what you all want to know.TOBIAS'S SECRET!!!! Until next time, my friends and foes (not to mention Yeerks)!
Okay, that made no sense whatsoever. Then again, when does anything I write make sense?