Name: Freddy Vs. Jason

Characters: 86, 60, 1, and 362

Rated: K+

Listening To: Everybody Wants To Rule The World

"Freddy is a buh-million times better than Jason."

"No, Jason is way better than stupid Freddy."

"Freddy get's you in your sleep!"

"Jason has a machete! That's much better than little butter knives!"

Rachel and Nigel sat in between the squabbling 9 year olds. Nigel turned to his Soopreame Leaduh "Wanna go get some meatball sandwitches sir?"

Rachel sighed in relief "I thought you'd never ask soldier."

Oh Fanny and Patton, I'm sure Rachel and Nigel had headaches after that.