Yeah.. please don't kill me.. I have massive writer's block.. MASSIVE. I hate it. So.. here's my attempt to work through it.. I am so sorry if it sucks..

Fucked. That's what they were. Fucked. Up the ass. With the fun side of a rake. Bystanders could only listen as Master Hand's declaration cut off into a gasp.. then pleads.. then.. a stomach turning gurgle. Tex hung his head,

"That's.. not cool.."

Shinigami twitched a bit, then looked over at Marianne, a pained expression on his features, almost as if he was having some sort of internal debate. The chaos girl only glanced for a moment at her lover before watching Marth rush into the room and hug Kuro to him tightly.

Everyone was freaking out. Not even the smartass Dark had anything to say. She looked just as awestruck as her sister. Jasmine looked up at Kai,

"Wh-what do we do?"

A crash of supplies as Shinigami jumped over his desk caused everyone to look up at him. He ran to Mari, kissed her, then pinched a point on her neck, causing the girl to fall limp into his arms. Then, without a single word, he picked her unconscious body up bridal style and disappeared in a flash of dark energy.

"Well fuck me!" Kyranna practically screamed. "We just lost the reaper AND the Galian Beast!" She stormed out of classroom followed closely by Noctis, whom seemed to be the only one able to calm the fallen angel once she exploded.

As the male succubus left the room, the strange marks on Rio and Dark's collarbones stopped glowing. Nobody noticed. But still.

Marth sighed and rubbed his temples, still holding onto his boyfriend. The Altean Prince didn't know what to do. This was all just so confusing.. why would Shinigami just pick up Marianne and leave? It wasn't like him to run away.

Cho, who actually wasn't smiling in her usual, teeth showing way, braided the end of Aladar's tail while he talked to Starr. Very slowly, everyone began chatting with their friends while the prince debated on what to do.

Then, suddenly, the prince stood up and took charge. He eyed every single one of the students, saving his boyfriend for last.

"Okay. You're all no longer students.. which means formalities are no longer needed. Which also means, I think it's time you met a special friend of mine. If you're going to be smashers it's time you were trained like smashers."

With that said, the prince pulled his sleeve up, revealing a strange bracelet that all the faculty wore, he then pressed the gem, allowing a blue portal to appear. Kyranna and Noctis walked back in the room just in time to see this happen. Without a word, the students started filing through the portal.

On the other side was, what looked like, a mansion out in the middle of the woods. A single lantern sat on the outside porch, lighting up a small radius of the yard, while cozy looking lights shone through the window.

Marth sighed and walked up to the door, Kuro holding tightly onto his hand. Quickly, the prince knocked on the door, almost instantly a woman answered. Jaws dropped as they looked her over. The woman had short, choppy, dark brown hair, a pair of steampunk goggles sat atop her head, causing her hair to stick out in random directions. She wore a hot pink bikini top with a black skull on the right breast, a pair of black shorts with her hot pink bikini string bows peeking out from the top, and a pair of knee high, black combat boots and hot pink thigh socks. There were four long scars, almost like claw marks, on her left cheek, and left arm. Nobody mention them though.

The woman grinned wolfishly. "So, It's finally happened, eh?"

Marth nodded. "Indeed. I'm afraid I must ask for your help, Lyla."

The woman laughed, "I still don't see why Master Hand didn't want me teaching at the school. He was afraid it would get dangerous."

Everyone followed the petite woman into her mansion, and instantly their eyes widened. Weapons upon weapons sat displayed on her walls. There were swords, kunai, shuriken, daggers, bows, crossbows, and fist weapons everywhere. She.. didn't see how.. it could get dangerous?

Tex whistled lowly, "Damn, lady. You got a nice collection here."

The woman laughed, "This? Ha! You haven't seen anything yet! Wait till you guys get a load of this!"

Lyla skipped over to a bookshelf and pulled one of the bigger almanacs. The bookshelf slid to reveal a set of stairs leading down into a room with high tech computers and machines everywhere. The woman gestured to the stairs.

"Go on. My little sister, Kami, will take care of you guys. She's pretty good at what she does. There's just one thing. She's a bit.. different.. and young.. so be nice, or I'll cut you."

With that, she shooed them downstairs and left to make some coffee for Marth and herself.

Belinda looked around, amazed as she opened the door. A girl could be heard giggling.

"Well, listen there muh hoes. Finally got some visitors!"

Bright lights turned on, allowing all the new smashers to eye the numerous weapons that lined the tables, each was shiny and clearly well taken care of.

A girl, no older than thirteen skipped over. She had short, blonde hair, tied up into messy pigtails, she wore a pleated, black skirt, a black tanktop with a red, bloody heart on it, and a pair of knee high converse. The girl looked a bit too happy.

"Well, lookie lookie, here. What's all these bishes doing in muh domain? Big sister musta let you guys down here. Bout' damn time ya'll got here. Come over here and stand in a single file line, I'm bout' to hook you bitches u-up!" She spoke in a sing song voice.

Mariposa squealed a little bit, "Oh my gosh! She's so cute!"

Everyone, surprisingly, did as the girl said. One by one they each got new weapons to train with in the adjoining room set up specifically for this occasion.

Things were looking up. The girl was a bit crazy. But.. they were looking up. Maybe they could pull this off after all.

~~~~ Somewhere in Hell~~~~

Marianne sighed as she looked through a crystal floating in the center of the room.

"Shini, we have to go back. They need us."

The reaper shook his head and took the girl in his arms. "Not yet my love. You need more control with the beast.. and.. in your.. condition.. I don't think it's appropriate now. Give it a bit of time and we'll go back. I promise."

The vampiric woman grinned, "Okay, Shini. I love you."

Death kissed the girl's cheek. "And I love you."

Short, I know. Sorry. But, my mom works a lot so I go to my brother's after school until she gets out. Meaning, I have time to type this shizz up. There'll be more updates soon, as well as the sequal. I'm so excited! So, what do you guys think of Kami and Lyla? They're muh special ladies. ;3