Author's Note: Don't worry readers of any of my other stories, I'm not dropping any stories. I've just been reading a lot of Loki/Darcy fics and I wanted to put my own up there. If you're one of those people that hate short chapters, sorry about this. I did this so I'd be able to get chapters up quickly. If I continue, that is. I have this as incomplete because I hope to have more chapters, but I want to focus on my Kagome/Loki fic that I have up right now. Anyway, I hope you enjoy.

Disclaimer: I don't own.

"Monster."

This had to be the first time Loki was ever truly confused as to why he was being called that.

"How could you?" the strange woman continued, collapsing on the floor. "He was my best friend!"

"I highly doubt that thing could have been your best friend," he drawled, entertaining the thought of just killing the woman. Who would notice, anyway?

Loki sighed. Thor would never allow him to kill the girl and get away with it. Not if the action would upset his dear Jane.

"Don't you dare talk about him like that! We've been together since I was fourteen," she wailed. "He saved my life…"

"You tried to attack me with it!"

"Him! And, maybe, you shouldn't have snuck up on me like that! If you had knocked like a normal person, no innocent lives would have been lost!"

"What life?" Loki asked incredulously.

"This life!" Darcy yelled, cradling the remains of her now crushed Taser.

Why couldn't he kill her, again?

AN: Let me know what you think so far!